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kttqnp -> Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 7:08:38 AM)

Am I alone in this, and how do others feel about the subject?  Periodically, out of the blue, I get these messages from potential subs who outline their virtues, and offer me their 'virgin ass' for strap-on training.  I get the feeling that I'm supposed to be honored, and that they are using this as some kind of selling point to get my attention and consideration.  I swear, some of them act like they'd serve it up on a silver platter if they could.  Disturbing visual, I know, but the best way I could think of to illustrate my point.

Sorry, I don't see it as the honor that they imply it is.  Training an anal virgin holds no allure for me.  I'd much rather deal with someone who knows what to expect and what he's doing.  And on the one occasion when I did agree to consider one of these 'virgins', he turned out to be just an on-line wanker who balked at the idea of even buying a butt plug.   So I guess the issue I'm offering for discussion is two-fold:  Do others take these offers seriously; and if so, are you interested in 'breaking in' an anal virgin?



CatdeMedici -> RE: Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 7:47:09 AM)

Men still think that if they drop their drawers for whatever reason, that FemDoms will fall to the floor because that's all we are seeking is unrestricted access to his bottom and its parts. I mean that's all FemDoms want, is the almight cock, for that is what we need to then be all powerful, right?[8|]
 
PS. if most men learmed to wipe properly, maybe it would be more appealing or...not.



PeonForHer -> RE: Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 7:58:28 AM)

PS. if most men learmed to wipe properly, maybe it would be more appealing or...not.

Urgh . . .  God, Cat.  Did you have to?  That's me off this thread till after dinner.



malloves69 -> RE: Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 8:18:16 AM)

very experienced sub male ass [:)] <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< [:)] and yes i wipe properly [:)] enemas too ..now wheres that strapon ? ..big smile ...mal



OttersSwim -> RE: Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 8:23:42 AM)

Perhaps if they offeredit with Ed McMahon and the Prize Patrol showing up to deliver it to you...   

[sm=dancing.gif][sm=pompom.gif][sm=dancing.gif]

"Hi Kttqnp, I'm Ed McMahon and you've just won...a Virgin Ass!  That's right, a Virgin Ass all to yourself!  But wait, here's a bouquet of flowers, and some balloons, and...a year's supply of Lube!  Yes, Lube from the good folks at Slippery Slopes, Goops and Ropes.    But that's not all, Kttqnp, no it's not!  You will be breaking your new Virgin Ass in...the Virgin Islands!  That's right, an all expense paid trip for you and your new Virgin Ass to Saint Croix in the Virgin Islands...and you'll be flying Virgin Airlines!  That's right, Virgin Airlines, owned by an Ass, but we think not a virgin one!

[sm=excuseme.gif]

Why don't any of them do that?  [;)]



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 8:24:49 AM)

Thank you, Kttqnp!!  Though I confess that one of my dearest fantasies is to actually DO what one of those doops asks...  Rape you with my biggest strap on?  NO problemo!  [:D]



LadyPact -> RE: Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 8:58:34 AM)

No, I don't take the offers seriously, and no, a male offering his ass to just anyone isn't special.  If it was an unpleasant experience, it might be.  Let's face it that it's not.  Gee, it's a way to sexually interact with someone that feels good to the receiver.  That doesn't make it some great offering.

Males just don't get the concept that saying they are willing to let us beat them, use them, or any other thing isn't that big of a deal.  They are just like buses.  If we don't ride one, the next one will be along in a few minutes.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 9:17:10 AM)

Dear, cynical, Lady Pact!  How I wish you were moving to DETROIT!!



LadyPact -> RE: Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 9:26:39 AM)

Come to CA, Dear.  I'm having a blast!  



CatdeMedici -> RE: Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 9:40:22 AM)

quote:

They are just like buses.  If we don't ride one, the next one will be along in a few minutes.

 
OK THIS is priceless! simply priceless!



PeonForHer -> RE: Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 9:55:30 AM)

 . . . Though I did get an image of LP in a strap-on chasing buses down the road.  I think I just have a surreal brain.



CatdeMedici -> RE: Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 9:58:35 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

. . . Though I did get an image of LP in a strap-on chasing buses down the road.  I think I just have a surreal brain.


Honey, LP chases nothing. [8D]



DavanKael -> RE: Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 9:59:50 AM)

The only asses I am interested in penetrating or otherwise having dealings with are attached to males with whom I am in relationships.  Though I'll admit to occasional random musings, lol!  :>
Davan



Lockit -> RE: Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 10:00:35 AM)

I would find their brain more interesting, but seeing as though they are offering their ass to a perfect stranger... I have to think their brain is virgin... un-used.



kttqnp -> RE: Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 10:19:06 AM)

Excellent point, Lockit.  BTW, I love the new pic also, very hot.



Lockit -> RE: Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 10:56:50 AM)

Thank you kttqnp!



LdyyR -> RE: Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 11:05:55 AM)

When I get those offers, what goes through my mind is. Virgin my arse and [sm=eeew.gif][sm=hardlimit.gif][sm=ignore.gif][sm=lalala.gif][sm=lame.gif]



undergroundsea -> RE: Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 11:07:54 AM)

I have decided that I am going to atone for my many sins by living the life of a priest when it comes to my ass. Therefore, I shall remain chaste there.

;-)

Cheers,

Sea



LadyPact -> RE: Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 11:11:09 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CatdeMedici


Honey, LP chases nothing. [8D]

Goodness, Cat, you do make Me smile.  [:D]



SthrnCom4t -> RE: Spare me your virgin ass (7/28/2009 6:04:08 PM)

Signed in as SthrnCom4t - Check

I'd have to agree with my fellow Dominas....'virgin ass', NO APPEAL coming from a stranger. I mean, is there some kind of seal that's gonna pop and prove it's virgin?

Now, Otter's ass.....whole other story!

Loves to make him blush,



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