OttersSwim
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Perhaps if they offeredit with Ed McMahon and the Prize Patrol showing up to deliver it to you...   "Hi Kttqnp, I'm Ed McMahon and you've just won...a Virgin Ass! That's right, a Virgin Ass all to yourself! But wait, here's a bouquet of flowers, and some balloons, and...a year's supply of Lube! Yes, Lube from the good folks at Slippery Slopes, Goops and Ropes. But that's not all, Kttqnp, no it's not! You will be breaking your new Virgin Ass in...the Virgin Islands! That's right, an all expense paid trip for you and your new Virgin Ass to Saint Croix in the Virgin Islands...and you'll be flying Virgin Airlines! That's right, Virgin Airlines, owned by an Ass, but we think not a virgin one! Why don't any of them do that?
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