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The Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care - 7/30/2009 8:27:47 AM   
LotusSong


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Status: offline 		While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with one of
my "red neck" friends, the other day, I think we found the solution. I am
Sure you have heard that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and give
up the idea that you need any health care. A new hip? Unheard of. We
simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You don't need any
medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Lets take care
of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.

So here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of course, you
will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your
head and all the health care you need!!! New teeth, great!!! Need glasses,
no problem. New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well bring it on. And who
will be paying for all of this. The same government that just told you that
you are too old for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you don't
have to pay any income tax.

. . . and Darwin will be helped by the seniors to clean out the misfit
gene pool !




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RE: The Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care - 7/30/2009 8:54:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		Given the opportunity, I think most people would vote for this plan. It does have some flaws though.
 
For one, I think the death penalty is still in existence in most states, so you probably wouldn't get that hip replacement.
 
Secondly, it's almost impossible for anyone much less a decrepid senior citizen to penetrate security.
 
Third, Once all the liberals are gone, then the liberal senior citizens might start doing the same thing to conservative politicians. You may think a liberal would never pick up a gun, but look back at the 1960's, and young liberals were the first Americans to resort to terrorism by blowing something up, kidnapping people (patty hearst), and rioting.
 
Those same young people are now senior citizens if they haven't died from aids and drug abuse.

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RE: The Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care - 7/30/2009 9:03:39 AM   
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Status: offline 		here is the breakdown of death penalty states:

http://www.deathpenaltyinfo.org/states-and-without-death-penalty


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RE: The Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care - 7/30/2009 9:04:23 AM   
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Status: offline 		(ummm... if you noticed, I posted this in the humor section. As Foghorn Leghorn used to say.. "It's a JOKE, son..it's a Joke")



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RE: The Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care - 7/30/2009 9:05:51 AM   
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Status: offline 		:) Lotus...

My mom says that the reduction in SS and senior benefits is the " Senior Solution"...lol


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RE: The Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care - 7/30/2009 9:22:49 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

:) Lotus...

My mom says that the reduction in SS and senior benefits is the " Senior Solution"...lol


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!

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RE: The Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care - 7/30/2009 12:14:31 PM   
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RE: The Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care - 7/30/2009 12:19:08 PM   
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quote:

As Foghorn Leghorn used to say.. "It's a JOKE, son..it's a Joke")


I thought the line was "That boy is so dumb he thinks a pig pen is something you write with" or if it is the female of the species "Nice girl, but about as sharp as a bag of wet mice".

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RE: The Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care - 7/30/2009 5:30:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: VeryNastyDom

quote:

As Foghorn Leghorn used to say.. "It's a JOKE, son..it's a Joke")


I thought the line was "That boy is so dumb he thinks a pig pen is something you write with" or if it is the female of the species "Nice girl, but about as sharp as a bag of wet mice".


He had a plethera of them :)

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