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PeonForHer -> RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? (8/2/2009 7:35:14 PM)
I used to feel deeply envious of femdoms - because of this disparity - the huge number of male subs to female dommes. Not now, though. You get a hundred contacts from male subs to every femdom who contacts me. Yet, I've never, not once, had a nasty contact. The worst I've had is best described as 'a little nutty'. No femdom who's ever initiated contact with me has ever been shitty in that way. It's a miserable irony, in a way. Men are supposed to be tough. Insults aren't supposed to hurt. Women are supposed to be more 'delicate'. Yet, on the one hand, I never get insults from women, ever. On the other hand, certain women I know have got the ugliest imaginable comments, and those at a time when I know they're feeling very down. Not much I can say that hasn't already been said. Every pretty little country lane has big fat dogturds that you have to step over now and then, I guess.

PeonForHer -> RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? (8/2/2009 7:37:02 PM)
But Peon, you're so adorably yummy! [:D] shut up shut up shut up!!

pyroaquatic -> RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? (8/2/2009 8:07:30 PM)
It makes me wonder as to how many of these people are real and how many are simply sock puppets. Fine tuning my profile is an intensive thing. And as to the yumminess... i don't have the back muscles you do peon. I may have to find a Zombie Femdom who will find my brains yummy.

dreamerdreaming -> RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? (8/2/2009 8:20:39 PM)
WOW, pyroaquatic- your profile text is MUCH BETTER!!! Great job!!! [:)] You'll land yourself a fabulous domme in no time. I'll tell the rest of my secret to meeting the perfect partner for you, if you ask me very nicely....

pyroaquatic -> RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? (8/2/2009 8:42:08 PM)
glows Okay... what is the secret? Must I beg and plead? Whimper? Get kneepads? Please Dreamer that Dreams who Meets with Morpheus tell me the Secret that Sphinxes hold!! [8\|]

dreamerdreaming -> RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? (8/2/2009 9:21:47 PM)
Listen well, young pyroaquatic, and you shall hear the great wisdom of ages: What qualities and characteristics attract you to another? You might expect that those same sorts of things would attract them to you, right? So a good start would be to make a list of those qualities and characteristics that you seek in another. A list with boxes that you check, as you have fulfilled that requirement each day. Do this for the month of August, and by seeing what boxes remain unchecked at the end of each day, you'll see areas that you can either work on, or decide that maybe its alright if your intended doesn't need those things in you, and maybe you don't really need those qualities in your intended partner. You'll get an idea of what you can and can't live without, in yourself and your partner. You'll get to know the qualities and characteristics "footprint" to look for, in a partner. So that you'll recognize her when you see her. But young pyroaquatic, before I tell you the rest of my real secret to finding the perfect partner for you, you must go to the Shaolin Temple and lift that boiling cauldron there with your forearms, so that its images of dragons are branded into them....

LadyNTrainer -> RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? (8/2/2009 9:57:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamerdreaming But young pyroaquatic, before I tell you the rest of my real secret to finding the perfect partner for you, you must go to the Shaolin Temple and lift that boiling cauldron there with your forearms, so that its images of dragons are branded into them.... That sounds hawt. Can I watch? [:D]

LadyPact -> RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? (8/2/2009 10:40:16 PM)
Hold on. I think someone called us sockpuppets.

pyroaquatic -> RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? (8/3/2009 6:48:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamerdreaming But young pyroaquatic, before I tell you the rest of my real secret to finding the perfect partner for you, you must go to the Shaolin Temple and lift that boiling cauldron there with your forearms, so that its images of dragons are branded into them.... I Died! XD and no not everyone is a sock puppet. at least i don't think so. I will work on this list. This is serious business now.

MsStarlett -> RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? (8/3/2009 9:40:06 AM)
Just keep hanging out with us Pyro. We'll find you a Domme... or at least get you noticed. We all noticed Peon's back when he first started posting... now we just enjoy tormenting the dear boy via email and these postings. I would say something that I would find dreadfully funny, but Peon gets all pissy when I publicly humiliate him without permission. [:-]

PeonForHer -> RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? (8/3/2009 3:58:38 PM)
Groooooowwwwwwwwwl

pyroaquatic -> RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? (8/3/2009 4:03:36 PM)
Are you a vicious animal as well Peon? Beast, Theron? pats It's okay that your butt looks like a shelf.

PeonForHer -> RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? (8/3/2009 5:23:17 PM)
My butt does not look like a shelf. Why, I oughtta . . . . That's cracking me up! [:D]

Venatrix -> RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? (8/3/2009 7:08:28 PM)
Honey, does my butt look like a shelf in this?

pyroaquatic -> RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? (8/4/2009 9:07:19 AM)
From what I remember, yes Venatrix you do have shelf-butt. That is alright I do like scooty booties. And what should you ought to do Peon? I am sure whatever comes to mind the ladies would enjoy the show. I swear I put all of this effort into my profile and I get weird shit. Block is my friend now. I guess this is a sign I am doing things right.

Venatrix -> RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? (8/4/2009 11:15:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pyroaquatic From what I remember, yes Venatrix you do have shelf-butt. That is alright I do like scooty booties. And what should you ought to do Peon? I am sure whatever comes to mind the ladies would enjoy the show. I swear I put all of this effort into my profile and I get weird shit. Block is my friend now. I guess this is a sign I am doing things right. Given that not one of my photos showed my backside, I don't know how you would come to that conclusion. So, you'd better take your memory in for a tune-up (and at your age - just shocking). My bum is relatively flat. I'd like to see men with naked anything put some bloody clothes on. Naked subs has become such a cliché, that it's no longer erotic, it's a joke. They've taken all the mystery out of "unwrapping" them because they don't come with any wrapping. Suits are the best: first you've got the jacket, then the tie, the shirt, the shoes and socks, the trousers, underwear. Mmmmm. Oh, dear. I think I need to lie down.

pyroaquatic -> RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? (8/4/2009 1:09:29 PM)
I swear I saw a bum. Maybe it was my imagination filling in the blanks. 0_0 I don't feel naked! Where are my naked shots? I do have a picture of my torso so people can see I am not fat (far from it i need some meat) but I am definitely not naked. Mmmm suits. I have to pick up myself one, that reminds me. Black ribbon. Another favorite of mine if we are going to speak of unwrapping.

PeonForHer -> RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? (8/4/2009 1:13:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Venatrix I'd like to see men with naked anything put some bloody clothes on. Naked subs has become such a cliché, that it's no longer erotic, it's a joke. Interestingly, I'm the opposite on that point. I've found that I prefer seeing attractive women naked rather than wearing clothes.

Venatrix -> RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? (8/4/2009 2:39:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer I've found that I prefer seeing attractive women naked rather than wearing clothes. Oh, wow. A guy who likes naked women. That's so . . . unusual.

PeonForHer -> RE: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS? (8/4/2009 2:50:27 PM)
That's just it - it's not! That's one of the wonderful things about CM. I thought I was on my own with my preferences - but since I came to CM, I've realised that lots of other men like to see women naked, too. It's heartwarming, V . . .

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