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BACKWOODS SEX - 8/1/2009 7:05:28 AM

beargonewild

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A week after their marriage, the backwoods newlyweds, Ed and
Arlene, paid a visit to their doctor.

"You ain't gonna believe this, Doc," said the husband. "My
thingy's turnin' blue."

"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."

The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck's "thingy"
really was blue.

The doctor turns to the wife, "Are you using the diaphragm
that I prescribed for you?"
"Yep, shore am," she replied brightly.

"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"

"Grape," she said.

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RE: BACKWOODS SEX - 8/1/2009 7:07:14 AM

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RE: BACKWOODS SEX - 8/1/2009 8:12:13 AM

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I get it!!!......they were making sandwiches.....right???.....LOL

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RE: BACKWOODS SEX - 8/1/2009 8:14:27 AM

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Yeah, but if they ask you if you want peanut butter.........say no.

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RE: BACKWOODS SEX - 8/1/2009 3:06:00 PM

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Only if it's crunchy peanut butter!

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RE: BACKWOODS SEX - 8/1/2009 3:15:38 PM

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You know there was a lawsuit a few years back when some idiot woman got pregnant because she put contraceptive jelly on toast and then thought the manufacturer of the jelly ought compensate her for her improper use. Scary.....................
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RE: BACKWOODS SEX - 8/2/2009 5:07:00 PM

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RE: BACKWOODS SEX - 8/3/2009 12:08:44 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DavanKael

You know there was a lawsuit a few years back when some idiot woman got pregnant because she put contraceptive jelly on toast and then thought the manufacturer of the jelly ought compensate her for her improper use. Scary.....................
Davan

One would think the taste would deter that

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