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Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/4/2009 8:53:00 PM

MissJanice2

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What is the grossest thing you have happened to you? Sunday, my mom's boyfriend fixed a mouse trap for me ( I can fix them but rather not). He decided to bring the to my house. He fixed the trap, and got me to show him the house. Next the I know, He is trying to french kiss me. I did not hit him, but I definitely dodged most of it. Yuck, gross and don't care if I kiss anyone again.

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/4/2009 9:37:58 PM

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/4/2009 9:56:42 PM

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I once got licked by a cow. They have raspy tongues, like cats. (Also, I've been licked by a cat).

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/4/2009 9:58:14 PM

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I once got licked by a cow. They have raspy tongues, like cats.

Me too. One licked me on my jeans and nearly lifted me off my feet!

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/4/2009 10:14:04 PM

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Once I saw a dog having sex with a cat. Scarred me for life.

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/4/2009 10:14:40 PM

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Well, when I was 24 I got extremely drunk and brought a fat, black girl home with me. I had to deal with that the next morning when we woke up. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE black girls. I love women in general; I don't care what race you are. If I am attracted to you, I am attracted to you. But I wasn't attracted to this particular gal. I was extremely unattracted when she revealed she was married with kids. It was constant drama for a couple of months. Not fun.

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/4/2009 10:16:47 PM

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Andi: Walked in on my brother Masturbating in the kitchen, he said he was scratching himself but that would not explain why his cock was hanging out and his pants were around his ankles.

Caryn: Neighbor Kid peed on me when I was 8, a friend and me were teasing the kid and he got mad and whipped it out and started to pee on us. We weren't even outside, we were in his room and peed all over all his stuff.

Steel: I got SnowBalled. For those of you who do not know this is when you have ejaculated into a girls mouth and instead of swallowing or spitting it out she kisses you and gives it back to you. This may seem mild to some people but when you are not expecting it and you have never done it before it started the immediate gag and regurguitate reflex and to make a long story short I ralphed all over her while she was kissing me which started her gag and regurgutate reflex and she ralphed back on me. We didn't date much longer after that.

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/4/2009 10:27:38 PM

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Forgotten leftovers gone moldy in the fridge. I just can't deal.

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/4/2009 10:29:31 PM

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I have seen Goatse.

I have seen 2 girls 1 cup.

I have stopped all anal play after seeing the two.

Enough said.

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/4/2009 10:32:15 PM

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2 girls 1 cup was not actual poo it was a mixture of Instant Mashed potatoes and corn starch.

Goatse .... well that was real... you gotta be getting fisted REGULARLY to cause that kind of Proplapse.

But I can see where it would turn you off.

mental Note: NEVER show caryn or andi either of those videos.

Additional note.

Google the following words.

Eel Girls Video

Now you know why it smells fishy.

Steel

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/4/2009 10:36:00 PM

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I know 2G1C wasn't real, but it was enough to turn me off. The poo looked more like chocolate soft-serve ice cream to me.

I have seen the Eel Girls videos as well.

Japanese folks are into some...different...stuff.

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/4/2009 10:38:36 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

Additional note.

Google the following words.

Eel Girls Video

Now you know why it smells fishy.

Steel

I'm going to go with "no".

Nastiest thing I've ever encountered... wow... Well, I ate one of those duckling eggs once. The chinese ones with the actual duck fetus in it. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm very open minded, and it didn't taste too bad, but, yeah... That is the one and only "food" that I simply will not eat again. Nor will anyone around me allow me to have any contact with one again, even should I want to, for some strange reason. Just... ew...

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/4/2009 10:39:13 PM

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ORIGINAL: HeavansKeeper

I once got licked by a cow.

Guilty. Tram car girl in Wildwood, NJ

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/4/2009 11:25:41 PM

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Once,when I was working security I was doing my rounds,and I walked in on my boss mastrubating.......mind you I really couldn't doany wrong after that

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 4:57:08 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: BKSir

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

Additional note.

Google the following words.

Eel Girls Video

Now you know why it smells fishy.

Steel

I'm going to go with "no".

Nastiest thing I've ever encountered... wow... Well, I ate one of those duckling eggs once. The chinese ones with the actual duck fetus in it. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm very open minded, and it didn't taste too bad, but, yeah... That is the one and only "food" that I simply will not eat again. Nor will anyone around me allow me to have any contact with one again, even should I want to, for some strange reason. Just... ew...

balut. and my idiot ex ate that mess in front of me while i was pregnant and didnt understand why i wouldnt kiss him afterward.

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 5:51:10 AM

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I did not hit him, but I definitely dodged most of it.

I would have kicked him in the nuts, eighty-one or not eighty-one. Mummy's lay is off limits.

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 10:08:38 AM

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eww eww icky. My instinct would have been if he came that close would be to back up. Second instinct... if he continued coming close I would ask if he needed to sit down. Third.. tongue coming at me...? EWWW... Mr Jones.. are you having a stroke?

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What is the grossest thing you have happened to you? Sunday, my mom's boyfriend fixed a mouse trap for me ( I can fix them but rather not). He decided to bring the to my house. He fixed the trap, and got me to show him the house. Next the I know, He is trying to french kiss me. I did not hit him, but I definitely dodged most of it. Yuck, gross and don't care if I kiss anyone again.

Best Wishes,

Mistress_Jan

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 10:18:43 AM

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i dunno....at 81, it's likely signs of the onset of some form of dementia. Doesn't make it any more pleasant, i'm sure. But more understandable.

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Some people with dementia become hypersexual and need medication to decrease their sex drive. Inappropriate overtures to a nonspouse, verbal obscenities and undressing in public are behaviors that cause concern. When the spouse is exhibiting these behaviors, caregivers can find themselves even less willing sexual partners

http://www.caregiver.org/caregiver/jsp/content_node.jsp?nodeid=677

Most of the grossest things that have happened to me happened at work. Considering i work with developmentally disabled adults, often most specifically those labeled "behaviorally challenged" i encounter the gross fairly often.

You haven't lived until you've seen someone rugurgitate their poop, and then opt to eat the poop/vomit combo while you look for gloves and willing helpers.

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 10:26:44 AM

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Tulip Wins.....

Hands down.

I don't feel so well anymore.

Steel

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RE: Tounged by an 81 year old man - 8/5/2009 10:35:14 AM

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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

i dunno....at 81, it's likely signs of the onset of some form of dementia. Doesn't make it any more pleasant, i'm sure. But more understandable.

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Some people with dementia become hypersexual and need medication to decrease their sex drive. Inappropriate overtures to a nonspouse, verbal obscenities and undressing in public are behaviors that cause concern. When the spouse is exhibiting these behaviors, caregivers can find themselves even less willing sexual partners

http://www.caregiver.org/caregiver/jsp/content_node.jsp?nodeid=677

Most of the grossest things that have happened to me happened at work. Considering i work with developmentally disabled adults, often most specifically those labeled "behaviorally challenged" i encounter the gross fairly often.

You haven't lived until you've seen someone rugurgitate their poop, and then opt to eat the poop/vomit combo while you look for gloves and willing helpers.

I'm pretty sure, in that case, I don't WANT to live!

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