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lusciouslips19 -> Don't Ever........ (8/8/2009 8:33:35 AM)

Time for a new one. This thread is designed to impart your wisdom to others due to your mistakes. Tell them what not to do so they can heed your sound advice(and laugh at you in the process maybe). It can be serious or silly.

Dont ever put an Eggplant on the grill without peircing it a few times with a fork. If you dont you will have a mess![sm=anger.gif]



sirsholly -> RE: Don't Ever........ (8/8/2009 8:36:44 AM)

Don't ever add lighter fluid to the charcoal once it is already lit. If you do you will be a mess. [sm=anger.gif]



intenze -> RE: Don't Ever........ (8/8/2009 8:49:00 AM)

dont ever hold up flaming magnesium metal like a torch.  Not only will it burn your skin as the molten metal flows down, but it can make a hole in the floor too.
signed,
Ms. Statue of Liberty



lusciouslips19 -> RE: Don't Ever........ (8/8/2009 8:54:20 AM)

Dont EVER say "fuck you ass hole" to your father.[sm=danger.gif]



NYLass -> RE: Don't Ever........ (8/8/2009 8:58:10 AM)

Don't ever wear smiley faced panties with a snug beige dress. 

Yesterday I got a lot of 'sticky notes' with   [sm=smile.gif][sm=smile.gif][sm=smile.gif]    on them. 

D'oh!!!  [sm=ofcourse.gif]



HotFaerieMama -> RE: Don't Ever........ (8/8/2009 9:07:14 AM)

don't ever leave your panties at other people's houses you'll probaby never get them back and if you do you mite wanna torch them... no telling what was done to them....  



Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: Don't Ever........ (8/8/2009 9:11:47 AM)

Don't ever get involved with a seriously spoiled mommies boy who  still lives with his mom and step dad and still lets mom direct and control his life. You'll always be coming in second to what is or is not ok with mom.



Musicmystery -> RE: Don't Ever........ (8/8/2009 9:14:21 AM)

Don't ever assume a clear liquid is water:

Here lies the body of some John Doe;
The poor soul is no more--
For what he though was H2O
Was H2SO4



fluffypet61 -> RE: Don't Ever........ (8/8/2009 9:14:47 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Toppingfrmbottom

Don't ever get involved with a seriously spoiled mommies boy who  still lives with his mom and step dad and still lets mom direct and control his life. You'll always be coming in second to what is or is not ok with mom.

[sm=agree.gif]



hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: Don't Ever........ (8/8/2009 9:35:04 AM)

Don't ever make someone a Priority in Your life, when you're nothing but a Convenience in Their's.



beargonewild -> RE: Don't Ever........ (8/8/2009 9:37:33 AM)

Don't ever expect myself and TPAM to be able to have a serious conversation.It ain't gonna happen!



Musicmystery -> RE: Don't Ever........ (8/8/2009 9:39:53 AM)

quote:


Don't ever...


...play leapfrog with a unicorn.




SteelofUtah -> RE: Don't Ever........ (8/8/2009 9:40:54 AM)

Don't Ever Play Leapfrog With An Erection.

Steel



DesFIP -> RE: Don't Ever........ (8/8/2009 10:02:38 AM)

Don't ever spit into the wind.



stella41b -> RE: Don't Ever........ (8/8/2009 10:04:36 AM)

...or offer a piggyback to a unicorn with an erection.



LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: Don't Ever........ (8/8/2009 10:06:42 AM)

Don't mess around with Jim.....



sirsholly -> RE: Don't Ever........ (8/8/2009 10:09:35 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

Don't mess around with Jim.....
now you tell me...[8|]



LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: Don't Ever........ (8/8/2009 10:10:59 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

Don't mess around with Jim.....
now you tell me...[8|]



Sorry, Holly.  I'm often just a day or so late with my great advice.



Rainfire -> RE: Don't Ever........ (8/8/2009 10:17:29 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Toppingfrmbottom

Don't ever get involved with a seriously spoiled mommies boy who  still lives with his mom and step dad and still lets mom direct and control his life. You'll always be coming in second to what is or is not ok with mom.


[&o]  You've met my ex, haven't you?



lusciouslips19 -> RE: Don't Ever........ (8/8/2009 10:35:52 AM)

Dont EVER come to Chicago and not hang out with the Luscious One.  You will be sorry.[sm=pushed.gif]



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