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help in florida!!!!!!!!! - 2/22/2006 6:12:43 PM

aquickfive0

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im new to this is there any1 in central florida that can help teach me about being a master? please help me sum1 pleese

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RE: help in florida!!!!!!!!! - 2/22/2006 6:20:58 PM

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quote:

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im new to this is there any1 in central florida that can help teach me about being a master? please help me sum1 pleese

First suggestion, learn to master yourself. I don't know about other submissives, but I do not find desperation to be an attractive quality in a dominant.

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RE: help in florida!!!!!!!!! - 2/22/2006 6:40:01 PM

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good suggestion kyraofMists

secondly... you have a brand new profile that says you are in one location ~Cocoa GA~ yet you say you are in another ~Central FL~ . Did you mess up the state or did you purposely set up a fictitious location?

I'll offer you one very helpful piece of advice... if you want to be taken seriously, do your best to spell real words.

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RE: help in florida!!!!!!!!! - 2/22/2006 7:07:42 PM

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isn't the word 'one' merely two more keystrokes? *shrugs* sorry i think i am in a mood.

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RE: help in florida!!!!!!!!! - 2/22/2006 7:12:59 PM

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Lesson 1: stop begging *grin*

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RE: help in florida!!!!!!!!! - 2/22/2006 7:25:25 PM

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ORIGINAL: aquickfive0

im new to this is there any1 in central florida that can help teach me about being a master? please help me sum1 pleese

A. Spell check for dummies
B. There is a section for introductions
C. Complete a profile

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Lesson 1: stop begging *grin*

D. good gawd stop begging
E. Get a grip --you are the Dominant

Stop making it sound like you are 50th in the line for a 3 stall bathroom---

ok ok Im in a mood too--

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RE: help in florida!!!!!!!!! - 2/22/2006 7:34:12 PM

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LOL MH Ma'am.. welcome to the 'mood' of the evening ;)

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RE: help in florida!!!!!!!!! - 2/22/2006 8:23:00 PM

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Ok girls off the fresh meat

ROFLAMO

Basically what they said. You'll find that some of the best teachers are experienced subs. They say what they mean and mean what they say. Just watch out for the teeth if you haven't earned your leathers.

Read, learn, try a munch get out there. Waiting for someone to come teach you is a sure way to end up on the other side of the collar.

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RE: help in florida!!!!!!!!! - 2/22/2006 9:39:30 PM

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Hey, c'mon, folks. Let's not beat up the new guy until he's got at least, um, 6 posts under his belt! THEN we all pile on!

Personally, I assumed Quick5 was moving. Cocoa is just below Cape Canaveral, due east of Orlando (if you overlook the GA– which MoGa and Michael never overlook!)

Quick5, welcome.

What do you have in mind?

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RE: help in florida!!!!!!!!! - 2/23/2006 4:14:25 PM

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Sounds like a futile attempt to get chicks.

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RE: help in florida!!!!!!!!! - 2/23/2006 4:24:13 PM

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Stop making it sound like you are 50th in the line for a 3 stall bathroom-

Ya know..it is for this and other priceless gems that I come here.

Love it.

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RE: help in florida!!!!!!!!! - 2/23/2006 9:34:26 PM

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First thing that you need to do is pay no attention to the ad's on this site for "The Stockroom" and the collections of necessary tool that you'll need in your new endeavor to become one of those bonafide-certified masters of the universe. Just send Me all of your money and I'll ship you an assortment of helpful tools that you'll need to become proficient with as you practice the ancient crafts that, I'll teach you at a nominal cost per-minute by cell and 'puter.

Sorry, but you sounded desperate enough to go for My amazing plan to mentor longdistance. weg
There are numerous yahell groups in the state of Florida that would be more effectively able to mentor you. Join the groups, read some of the back posts so that you have an idea whether you've found the right group and if there are any that might offer mentoring, post an intro' that's less desperate sounding, you might even want to lower your testosterone level by whackin' your thingy (masturbating) before you start composing your plea, read it, edit as necessary to cover any blatant stupidity, post it, watch for replies, read others posts and learn, interject with some questions, prepare yourself for criticisms if your questions are overly stupid or insensitive, learn and teach another if you survive.
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RE: help in florida!!!!!!!!! - 2/24/2006 7:00:59 PM

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im new to this is there any1 in central florida that can help teach me about being a master? please help me sum1 pleese

Are you serious? You can't possibly think that anyone is going to take this post or you seriously with the way you have begged and pleaded here.

1. Get a spell checker
2. Learn to write complete sentences
3. The last time I looked "any1" is not a word. It is ANYONE

STOP BEGGING LIKE A PUPPY

My own pup has never begged the way you are doing so right here. Have some pride, find some self respect and stop typing like you are in middle school. It is so unattractive.

You say you are in Central Florida, yet your profile says you are in Georgia. What's up with that?

Start with the above, take two aspirins and repost in the morning.

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Personally, I assumed Quick5 was moving. Cocoa is just below Cape Canaveral, due east of Orlando (if you overlook the GA– which MoGa and Michael never overlook!)

Yes, Petruchio, it would be extremely hard to overlook what state one lives in when it is part of their ID. But then again, I would of thought that a 30 year old man would know what state he lives in <s>

Editted To Add: Beware, this Domina is in the middle of Dom drop, it could cause perilous postings for her and be hazardous to readers eyes.

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RE: help in florida!!!!!!!!! - 2/24/2006 11:03:59 PM

mnottertail

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Florida or the moon.

Get a fuckin' sack.

Thus endeth the lesson.

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RE: help in florida!!!!!!!!! - 2/25/2006 2:06:12 AM

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im new to this is there any1 in central florida that can help teach me about being a master? please help me sum1 pleese

Since your profile says your a switch, why don't you start off on the bottom and work your way to the Top side.

Good luck,

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RE: help in florida!!!!!!!!! - 2/25/2006 2:13:03 AM

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im new to this is there any1 in central florida that can help teach me about being a master? please help me sum1 pleese

Are you sure you are 30 and not 13? Thats is how your post reads!

First off, go take a good long hard look inside yourself. If you don't find a Master in there then no-one will be able to 'teach you' to be one out here. A Top yes, a Master never! That can only come from who you are if it ever comes at all.

As for the rest, well I'm sure that the general reaction you got by comming across as so immature and desprate will teach you almost as much as the comments themselves.

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RE: help in florida!!!!!!!!! - 2/25/2006 5:07:46 AM

mistoferin

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seeing as his age is stated at 30....does anyone else what the five0 might be referencing?

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RE: help in florida!!!!!!!!! - 2/25/2006 5:20:51 AM

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seeing as his age is stated at 30....does anyone else what the five0 might be referencing?

I'd guess it is referencing a ford mustang.

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RE: help in florida!!!!!!!!! - 2/25/2006 5:26:15 AM

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I'd guess it is referencing a ford mustang.

lol....guess that shows just how behind the times I am!!!!

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RE: help in florida!!!!!!!!! - 2/25/2006 5:26:47 AM

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seeing as his age is stated at 30....does anyone else what the five0 might be referencing?

5 O... number of toes oraly? Given his foot seems firmly lodged in his mouth!

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