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The barman says... - 8/16/2009 5:14:12 AM

BriteBlond

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A horse walks into bar.
The barman asks, "why the long face?"

A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, "sorry, we don't serve food in here."

A man walks into a bar and asks why there is sawdust on the floor.
The barman replies, "that's last nights furniture."

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RE: The barman says... - 8/16/2009 10:02:34 AM

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A Termite walks in and asks
Where's the Bar Tender?

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RE: The barman says... - 8/16/2009 3:26:54 PM

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A man walks into a bar...CLONK! Oww...

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RE: The barman says... - 8/18/2009 3:04:46 PM

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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RE: The barman says... - 8/18/2009 3:12:47 PM

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Didn't we already do these? Two or three times?

http://www.collarchat.com/m_1842277/mpage_1/key_bar/tm.htm#1842277
http://www.collarchat.com/m_2163231/mpage_1/key_bar/tm.htm#2163231
http://www.collarchat.com/m_2496570/mpage_1/key_bar/tm.htm#2496570

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RE: The barman says... - 8/18/2009 4:11:14 PM

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Two peanuts are walking down the road. One is a salted.

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RE: The barman says... - 8/18/2009 4:12:50 PM

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An Irish man walks out of a bar...
Hey, it could happen!!

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RE: The barman says... - 8/18/2009 5:27:37 PM

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A cowboy, a nun and the Pope walk into a bar....bartender says..."What the fuck....you think this is a joke?"

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RE: The barman says... - 8/22/2009 9:46:55 AM

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A guy with a black eye is sitting in a bar. Another man with a black eye walks in and sits next to him.

The first guy says, "Hey Buddy, I can't help but notice we're both in the same shape. What happened to you?"

The man says, "Well, my assistant and I were going on a business trip. At the ticket counter, I meant to say, 'I need two tickets to Pittsburgh.' But, the girl selling the tickets was rather endowed, so I accidentally said, 'I need to pickets to Tittsburgh,' and she sucker-punched me.

The first guy replied, "I got my shiner because of a Freudian slip, too. I was having breakfast with my wife, and what I mean to ask was, 'Honey, could you please pass the Wheaties?' Instead I said, 'You ruined my life you fucking bitch!'"