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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/23/2009 2:05:21 PM   
lovingpet


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Status: offline 		He said it was just a regular one from the pet store. I would have been more than pleased to have played around with such a thing with a pet I had a relationship with, but to push that thing on an unsuspecting stranger was just crude. I got my fill of sadism watching his eyes fill with a mix of hope and trepidation as I flicked my finger over the button time and again only to be crushed when I very cruelly changed my mind and left it lay there. Poor thing!

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/23/2009 2:12:07 PM   
GoddessImaginos


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ORIGINAL: kttqnp


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ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

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ORIGINAL: queencaliph

One wrote to me...
"Hi Mistress,  I loved your profile.  Are you the kind of domme who would take pleasure in cutting off her slaves balls?  This has always been a fantasy of mine." 



SWEET! I got that one too!



Was there a blender involved?




No, and no flamethrower, either. Maybe I'll get one from Santy Claus..

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/23/2009 2:14:44 PM   
GoddessImaginos


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ORIGINAL: lovingpet

He said it was just a regular one from the pet store. I would have been more than pleased to have played around with such a thing with a pet I had a relationship with, but to push that thing on an unsuspecting stranger was just crude.
lovingpet


Duly noted for future reference. (Did he have it wrapped around ol' boy a few times? Must have..)
And I quite agree, although I understand and accept that My feelings may differ from others, but doing something with a stranger just doesn't do it for Me, which is why My profile sez "no casual play".

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/23/2009 2:19:23 PM   
lovingpet


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ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

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ORIGINAL: lovingpet

He said it was just a regular one from the pet store. I would have been more than pleased to have played around with such a thing with a pet I had a relationship with, but to push that thing on an unsuspecting stranger was just crude.
lovingpet


Duly noted for future reference. (Did he have it wrapped around ol' boy a few times? Must have..)
And I quite agree, although I understand and accept that My feelings may differ from others, but doing something with a stranger just doesn't do it for Me, which is why My profile sez "no casual play".


I haven't a clue. I just know the one time I DID press the button he jumped and grabbed "da boyz". It was a first time meeting for lunch for goodness sakes and he expected me to play with him like that? I was less than pleased.

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/23/2009 2:29:28 PM   
GoddessImaginos


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ORIGINAL: lovingpet

I haven't a clue. I just know the one time I DID press the button he jumped and grabbed "da boyz". It was a first time meeting for lunch for goodness sakes and he expected me to play with him like that? I was less than pleased.

lovingpet


I can imagine, and would have felt the same way. It was awfully presumptuous of him. Now, with all the fantasy material out there, these dorks just always assume that play and acts of obvious submission are to be undertaken from the first word, the first breath, the first meeting. I disagree with this, preferring to get to know someone as a person first. The ones who think they aren't people need to take their meds. I have no use for them.


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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/23/2009 2:32:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: slaveluci


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

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ORIGINAL: SoulPiercer

"i live to serve my superior Black Dominates."

Problem: I already know I'm a superior Black Dominate. I don't need a submissive to point it out.

You have My complete agreement.  You are absolutely a superior verb.

(Couldn't help it, Dude.  You left the barn door wide open.)


I got the impression he said that "tongue in cheek." He's got quite a sense of humor in his posts

luci



What luci said.

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/23/2009 3:10:08 PM   
lateralist1


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Status: offline 		I couldn't possibly repeat it.
I'm desperately trying to forget a lot of things people have said to me.

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/23/2009 3:30:44 PM   
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I couldn't possibly repeat it.
I'm desperately trying to forget a lot of things people have said to me.



x2 I've developed an amazing ability to forget things like that.

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/23/2009 4:25:08 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: MsStarlett

Ok... The boards are getting rather bogged down.  Let's go a little lighter. 

What's the dumbest thing a sub ever said to you that was so bad he might as well have just shot himself in the head right then?

I had a boy once, on the very first "get to know you" lunch meeting who leaned across the table and asked, point blank, "Do you shave or should I bring a weed wacker?"



He never understood why I never spoke to him again.



Okay....now...I've never been one to be politically correct....sooooooo....assuming you didn't display the goods at the local Starbucks.....did you have a 5 o'clock shadow?

(I know....hit me now....I've looked at her profile at least 8 katrillion times....even sent her mails telling her she was hot...but....one has to ask :) )

Yeah?

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/23/2009 5:28:18 PM   
MsStarlett


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ORIGINAL: queencaliph

One wrote to me...
"Hi Mistress,  I loved your profile.  Are you the kind of domme who would take pleasure in cutting off her slaves balls?  This has always been a fantasy of mine." 



I think that guy writes that to every FemDom on the net.  Wonder if he ever found some one to do it for him?

---- And Chia, I just love you man.


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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/23/2009 5:32:12 PM   
pyroaquatic


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Status: offline 		That is hilarious... for I have seen the Domme that would do it!

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/23/2009 5:35:09 PM   
MsStarlett


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

Okay....now...I've never been one to be politically correct....sooooooo....assuming you didn't display the goods at the local Starbucks.....did you have a 5 o'clock shadow?

(I know....hit me now....I've looked at her profile at least 8 katrillion times....even sent her mails telling her she was hot...but....one has to ask :) )

Yeah?



Let's just say that if you read all my posts, you'll probably find it somewhere that since the carpet did not match the drapes, I had it removed.  But even subs who have had several sessions with me don't get close enough to confirm or deny the fact.


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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/23/2009 5:36:45 PM   
MsStarlett


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ORIGINAL: pyroaquatic

That is hilarious... for I have seen the Domme that would do it!


The problem is that one can only remove the 'family jewels' once.  Spank'n and Yank'n 'em on a regular basis is WAY more fun.


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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/23/2009 5:53:03 PM   
MaamJay


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Status: offline 		I've received a few over the time, including the ball-cutting one. I don't think he quite got the joke when I suggested I'd need a very LONG pair of scissors considering where I live!

The latest wrote to Me and ticked Me off for daring to write about My real life in My own journal. Thank goodness for the IGNORE button, I don't need that kind of "slave boy".

Maam Jay aka violet[A]

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/23/2009 6:11:59 PM   
lovingpet


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ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

quote:

ORIGINAL: lovingpet

I haven't a clue. I just know the one time I DID press the button he jumped and grabbed "da boyz". It was a first time meeting for lunch for goodness sakes and he expected me to play with him like that? I was less than pleased.

lovingpet


I can imagine, and would have felt the same way. It was awfully presumptuous of him. Now, with all the fantasy material out there, these dorks just always assume that play and acts of obvious submission are to be undertaken from the first word, the first breath, the first meeting. I disagree with this, preferring to get to know someone as a person first. The ones who think they aren't people need to take their meds. I have no use for them.



Dude had a D/s checklist in hand, a full trunk of toys and other gear, and wanted to know if I was free later on to meet him at a hotel room. I politely declined (not feeding a humiliation fetish) and we did not see each other again. Sad part is, up until that first visit it looked like we might actually be good as strictly play partners, provided he had the sense my maker gave paste. Unfortunately, it was not to be.

lovingpet

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/23/2009 7:43:22 PM   
DommeyProfile


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Status: offline 		Never mind.  No point to being negative.  I might start thinking all men are that crazy. 

< Message edited by DommeyProfile -- 8/23/2009 7:44:39 PM >

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/23/2009 7:46:03 PM   
manxcat


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Status: offline 		Subbie had the non-refundable plane ticket.  Said he was not in conversation with any other Domme, not was he playing with anyone.  About 3 weeks before arrival, on the phone I said no DIY.  He asked "What about other women?"  Being the patient person I am, and just in case I had misunderstood, I said "What other women?"  He said, "Well there are these women, and they want me to do things?"  "What things?" say I.  "Oh you know," says he.  "Uhh, bdsm things, sexual things? I ask.  "Well, yeah," he said.  Then I hung up.

manxy


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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/23/2009 7:48:36 PM   
VeryMercurial


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Status: offline 		There are really too many to even list.
I will just say, I have heard some really weird things from total strangers.

The one's that are the strangest, are the one's pledging to submit to me, after one or two emails.
I also have a fondness for the men that are discussing living together and relocation, after a couple of emails.

< Message edited by VeryMercurial -- 8/23/2009 7:53:45 PM >

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/23/2009 7:50:28 PM   
GoddessImaginos


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ORIGINAL: DommeyProfile

Never mind.  No point to being negative.  I might start thinking all men are that crazy. 


..um, Tthey're knot, I mean not?

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/23/2009 10:25:44 PM   
kttqnp


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Status: offline 		The dumbest thing a sub ever said to me? After corresponding for quite a while, and meeting in public, he e-mailed me and asked "How are you today, Mistress Connie?" Yep, you guessed it, my name is not Connie.

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