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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/28/2009 3:23:10 PM

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Has anybody else gotten the "poop cake" solicitation? That was the last straw that finally caused me to trash my social, non professional, "seeking friends only" profile on here. Basically this guy shows up out of the blue and asks how much I'd charge him to make him a chocolate cake out of my poop. I assume I wasn't the only one he bothered.

Got that one too!

Guess I should feel honored that he actually spoke to me for quite a while before asking for a sample of poop. I actually DID that one. (I had already sent urine samples to a couple of others, both of which are still good friends... I was in a 'try new things' phase... so why not?) Naturally, this guy claimed that the sample never arrived. (Can't imagine someone else opening THAT stolen package!) THEN he started in with the offers of $250 for poop cake. Nah.... Can't do that. I do have some scruples.

OMG I am soooo glad that I missed out on that one.

..Yyou know.. bless My heart, I really do try to remain objective, and to respect other people in their wild diversity and inclinations, and yet.. there are some things I just. don't. get.

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/28/2009 3:38:00 PM

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Do any of you get "long pig" solicitations?

I used to have some dominant acquaintances on yahoo who would grumble about getting those. I don't blame them.

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/28/2009 3:41:10 PM

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Do any of you get "long pig" solicitations?

I used to have some dominant acquaintances on yahoo who would grumble about getting those. I don't blame them.

*shudder*
I really shouldn't respond to this, because I have an idea that an explanation is forthcoming, and I'm almost certainly going to be utterly repulsed by it, but.. erm, no, I think I was lucky enough to sleep though that one..

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/28/2009 3:42:25 PM

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Has anybody else gotten the "poop cake" solicitation?

OMG I am soooo glad that I missed out on that one.

Ah, but zis is also known as zee gâteau de poup, a famous French dessert. You Americans are, how you say, philistines, and are incapable of appreciating zee finer things in life.

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/28/2009 4:06:08 PM

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Do any of you get "long pig" solicitations?

I used to have some dominant acquaintances on yahoo who would grumble about getting those. I don't blame them.

yes! I was sure others had, but didn't see anything on the boards. One hid it for one e-mail exchange, but the other was, 'I'm not sure if you're familiar with the term, but i want YOU Miss to make a long pig of me.'
Didn't get further than that, since loving the history and people of French Polynesia as I do, I am!

, and I had some blocking, reporting and showering to do.

Didn't enjoy short pig for awhile, either.
Not just a 'do-me' sub, but a well-done sub, too [he requested extra-crispy].

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/28/2009 9:15:32 PM

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Wait, wait, wait.... The only reference I know for "Long Pig" is cannibalism. Do we have people playing Hannibal Lecture?

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/28/2009 10:42:07 PM

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Wait, wait, wait.... The only reference I know for "Long Pig" is cannibalism. Do we have people playing Hannibal Lecture?

Yes. There is a huge fetish for being consumed, basically. Consensual cannibalism. For various reasons, it's a fetish that just ain't all that feasible to carry out in reality, though you can get very creative with the fantasy elements. It's called "vore" in the furry community.

The annoying thing is that this does light up a lot of my personal buttons. I'm actually a "shreddy" or hard vore fan. Primal savagery and hunting willing prey definitely does it for me. However I'm very, very picky about the bottoms I'll do this fantasy with. I need to trust them to have safety limits and to stick to them. It would be a little too easy to tempt me into going farther than I shoulda oughtta, so in general I just don't play with this interest at all outside of virtual space.

I could see where two people with this fetish could tempt each other on to some pretty scary places. I prefer to keep myself out of trouble by mostly not going there. Fortunately I haven't gotten such solicitations in years. I am a very bad choice - or a good one, depending on how you view things - to ask for such things.

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/29/2009 4:38:45 AM

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Ok. I'll just chalk that one up to "Learn something new every day." While I may allow myself to be talked into mailing poop.... I don't think I'll be trying that one out any time soon. Thanks for the heads up.

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/29/2009 6:42:39 AM

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For various reasons, it's a fetish that just ain't all that feasible to carry out in reality

I just LOVE that way of putting it!

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/29/2009 8:30:28 AM

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Oh, some fun can be had. For instance, I trussed one fellow up "for slaughter and roasting", then drew lines on his body to show where the nicest cuts of meat would be. Then I traced those lines with a violet wand to produce a cutting sensation. No actual submissives were harmed in the making of this fantasy. And Girl Scout cookies are not made with real Girl Scouts, alas.

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/29/2009 11:06:05 AM

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Please tell me you don't also drink chianti, LadyN . . .

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/29/2009 2:04:52 PM

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Please tell me you don't also drink chianti, LadyN . . .

I just ran out. So when you present yourself to me for a session, be sure to bring a bottle of that, and also some fava beans.

Did I mention I'm a firm believer in alternate forms of tribute and giving of one's self that need not involve money?

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/29/2009 2:26:06 PM

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Did I mention I'm a firm believer in alternate forms of tribute and giving of one's self that need not involve money?

LadyN, as a lady of the most sophisticated style, I know that you deserve no less a tribute than some parts of my body to consume with relish. I shall post you a bag of my finest toenail clippings with my heartfelt compliments!

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/29/2009 3:29:50 PM

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Hmm. Mind you, I've been contemplating this. Pity one can't get eaten then un-eaten.

That old TV series, V, springs to mind . . . Horny.

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/29/2009 4:31:31 PM

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Not just a 'do-me' sub, but a well-done sub, too [he requested extra-crispy].

Thanks for asking.

LOLOL! Oh my god! This is such a funny thread.

About the longpigs or dolcett fantasizers, I wonder if they think, truly think, about how horrible something like that would feel, especially if it was done slowly, like the in the fantasy materials. (shudder)

Hmm. Maybe these guys don't do their own cooking? I have BATS fantasies at times, but that is all they are: fantasies. Every time I get my hand too close to a burner or touch a hot surface while cooking and the pain washes over me from that tiny spot I think, "what if you felt that over your entire body?" And I shudder in horror.

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/29/2009 4:35:10 PM

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Hmm. Mind you, I've been contemplating this. Pity one can't get eaten then un-eaten.

That old TV series, V, springs to mind . . . Horny.

Vore fantasies are also kind of cute, although kind of removed. Why would someone want a giant cobra to eat them if they could have a mistress eat them?

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/29/2009 4:36:29 PM

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Oh, some fun can be had. For instance, I trussed one fellow up "for slaughter and roasting", then drew lines on his body to show where the nicest cuts of meat would be. Then I traced those lines with a violet wand to produce a cutting sensation. No actual submissives were harmed in the making of this fantasy. And Girl Scout cookies are not made with real Girl Scouts, alas.

PETA would not approve! :/

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/29/2009 4:37:35 PM

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Peon, it's enough to make anyone throw up, which I suppose counts as "un-eating."

LadyNTrainer, I know a couple of people who have done the prey/hunting thing with paintball guns (the submissive wearing sneakers and goggles), and there is a local group that does a human "foxhunt." Doing the "cuts of meat" chart with a violet wand or knifeplay (it can be dull, but put in the freezer to give a cutting sensation) does sound a bit amusing! You could probably also combine the "trussing for roasting" with some fireplay, if you wanted. Having them dress up as a pig or cow and doing a secure harness suspension, then whacking them with a big thuddy cane, a whiffle ball bat, or something similar like they were a pinata would also be kind of cool. I wonder if you could use liquid latex or something to stash candy in a way that you can then thwack them (or slit with a knife, I suppose) to make it fall out!

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/29/2009 4:43:49 PM

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Ok, maybe it's just me, but I think the pinata idea is cool enough for it's own thread LOL I would love to do that

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RE: Just Shoot me now - 8/29/2009 4:44:58 PM

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Primal savagery and hunting willing prey definitely does it for me. However I'm very, very picky about the bottoms I'll do this fantasy with. I need to trust them to have safety limits and to stick to them. It would be a little too easy to tempt me into going farther than I shoulda oughtta, so in general I just don't play with this interest at all outside of virtual space.

I could see where two people with this fetish could tempt each other on to some pretty scary places. I prefer to keep myself out of trouble by mostly not going there. Fortunately I haven't gotten such solicitations in years. I am a very bad choice - or a good one, depending on how you view things - to ask for such things.

The hunter/hunted fantasy is a dangerously attractive one, especially if it involves more than paintballs and the possibility of someone really getting hurt. I'm surprised you don't get soliciations for that anymore. Where have all the fear fetishists gone?

I remember reading "The Most Dangerous Game" when I was eight or nine and getting extremely turned on. The fascination for being hunted never left me, but I agree, if you are passionate about it, it is quite a bit safer to only act it out in text.

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