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I finally figured out why I need a slave girl! - 8/25/2009 7:25:34 PM

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So there we were out on the patio sipping wine after a long day's work. Carol got up to refill her wine and asked me, "What can I get you Sir?" My brain was a bit fried and I started out, "bring me....."

and then it bubbled out... "... a shrubbery!"

And I finally realized after all these years, I could finally say, "Bring me a shrubbery!" and someone would! My life is truly complete.

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RE: I finally figured out why I need a slave girl! - 8/25/2009 7:33:05 PM

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All the hard work of running another's life just to be handed a little tree at your whimsy? I dunno..... I think I would DEMAND a full sized one, but I'm a bitch....

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RE: I finally figured out why I need a slave girl! - 8/25/2009 7:36:42 PM

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Ah I understand...you are truly fulfilled now.

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RE: I finally figured out why I need a slave girl! - 8/25/2009 11:25:22 PM

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SHRUBBERIES ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: I finally figured out why I need a slave girl! - 8/26/2009 9:06:39 AM

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You know I have always wanted a Banzi Tree.

I think that will be my answer the next time I get asked what someone can get me.

I really always did want a Banzi, and the little clipper set that comes with them.

I find them very Zen.

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RE: I finally figured out why I need a slave girl! - 8/26/2009 9:09:23 AM

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You just made my day thank you Leadership

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RE: I finally figured out why I need a slave girl! - 8/26/2009 9:38:27 AM

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Now that you have your shrubbery, you can now say "Ecky-ecky-ecky-
ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-mumble-mumble"!!!

Now what did I do with my herring?

Congratulations!!!

*wanders of mumbling how am i supposed to cut down a tree with a herring when i keep on misplacing the gosh-durned herring?*

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RE: I finally figured out why I need a slave girl! - 8/26/2009 10:37:24 AM

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But Lions don't Molt.

HA But Penguins Do! See Ran Circles round you Logically!!!

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RE: I finally figured out why I need a slave girl! - 8/26/2009 10:48:58 AM

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Ni!

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