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cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (11/5/2009 7:56:52 PM)

Remember when they were talking about how baseball was not exciting enough for these kids today and interest was declining in America, then the very next year Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa broke the home run record. How else do you explain that?



cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (11/13/2009 7:18:56 PM)

I see better looking women in WalMart than the models on Tyra Banks Super Model show. Something just isn't right if girls who I wouldn't look at twice are portrayed as super models.



cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (11/14/2009 8:23:19 AM)

How about when planet earth just happens to tilt on its axis and rotate just perfectly so that 3/4's of the planet is not inhabitable. I can understand the rotation since it keeps going in the same direction continously, but if I remember one basic law of physics correctly, a body in motion will continue in motion until acted upon by another force. So theoretically, when the earth is tilting on its axis, it should continue to tilt in the same direction. Not stop at a certain point and return back to its original position and go in the opposite direction.



Saratov -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (11/14/2009 9:01:55 PM)

Maybe it has to do with people moving due to the weather changes caused by the tilting and changing the balance??? [:)]



cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (11/17/2009 8:37:05 AM)

Now I'm not a Sarah Palin fan since she doesn't have a clue on the failures and long term implications of our Immigration Policies just as Juan McAmnesty didn't,
http://babelishere.webs.com/aware.html

but the latest poll still indicates that 60% of American's still don't believe she's qualified to be President. This is truly bizarre. The Obamanation has never ran a successful small business or a corporation, much less an entire state, but according to the liberal media that is not significant. Apparently all that matters to qualify for President is that you can give a good speech, and bow down to other world leaders.

We have an out of control federal government who refuses to control their spending, and no matter how much money we give them, they will always spend more. Yet, people voted for more government. I can only conclude that the matrix responded to the largest grassroots conservative movement in history according to NBC News (which they no longer talk about) in the only way it knew how, which was turn up the liberal crapola even more in an attempt to convince us that the last election put the death nail in the conservative movement. What makes this even stranger is that one of the latest polls indicated that only about 21% of the population call themselves a liberal. Yet somehow, the liberals have taken over, albeit temporarily as indicated by the last election.




redwoodgirl -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (11/17/2009 2:25:57 PM)


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ORIGINAL: cuckoldmepls

In the summer time most people keep their thermostat at about 78 degrees, and they feel comfortable. Now if they kept their house at that temperature in the winter time they would be sweating their asses off.

In winter time most people keep their thermostat at about 68 degrees and they feel comfortable. If they kept it that temperature in the summertime, they would be freezing their asses off.

Think about that. Does that make sense?



For some reason, to me, it does.

Freezing in NorCal
~redwoodgirl



cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (11/17/2009 7:12:37 PM)

Remember when the Big 3 CEO's were being publicly humiliated by Congress for needing bailouts? The whole time I was thinking that we should be publicly humiliating Congress for putting them in unfair market conditions and brainwashing these kids into believing that everything foreign is better, especially if it is cheaper. Yet no one in the media blames Congress for it. Stranger yet, half of Congress sees nothing wrong with our military becoming dependent on foreign weapons systems and parts.

Oh and don't forget they have had a 300 MPG car now for about 2 years, and they are still not in mass production.

The Chinese are even in the planning stages of building car factories in Mexico to further undercut our market share. On top of all this, foreign employees who make all this cheap crapola for walmart don't even pay U.S. Income Taxes. Could this be the reason the budget surpluses have vanished since Clinton and a Republican Congress signed NAFTA, and the Chinese trade deal??? If you had to think about that answer, someone needs to hit you over the head with a 2 x 4 to knock some common sense in to you. The matrix is really doing a number on you.



cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (11/30/2009 11:24:40 AM)

If you forget to dot the "i" on your tax returns the IRS is all over your ass, but when the Catholic church continues to violate it's tax exempt status by lobbying Congress unofficially and trying to influence their parishioners, the IRS ignores them. I found this nice little paragraph exposing them.

Since the Catholic church is in the business of lobbying for law reform, stating that
"the law is out of touch with reality", they should be asked these questions:

1) Will the Catholic church change its rules regarding divorce and permit
them to marry other people? In other words, will it give amnesty to those
who want to re-marry another person?

2) Will the Catholic church permit its priests to marry?

3) Will the Catholic chruch allow its followers to use different birth
control methods?

4) Will it stop giving sanctuary to pedophile priests?

All these previous questions will help it stay more in touch with reality.

If it won't change its laws, then it should stay the hell out of
immigration law, and all other laws.




Hillwilliam -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (11/30/2009 12:47:55 PM)

ALL churches should stay the hell out of the lawmaking process.



cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/6/2009 7:40:28 PM)

Count the number of stoplights that you actually make it through without having to stop. You should average at least 50% and even more since you can speed up or slow down by looking ahead and see what it's doing. It never even comes close to 50%.

This one is obviously designed to annoy you.



cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/7/2009 11:42:30 AM)

I don't care how many times you've watched Magic's greatest secrets, this video of Kevin James the Ilusionists is just to spooky. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxXfGHMwzjw

By the way, I found another list of extensive Matrix Malfunctions, which perhaps would be a better title for this thread. This is Paul Harvey, Stand by for NEWS!!!



cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/9/2009 8:38:20 AM)

The first few on this list are rather short and historical, so Ill list them all at once.

That something like the universe can appear out of nothing.

That simple chemical elements can combine and evolve into intelligent beings.

When primitive man should have been able to look at the moon and determine that the earth was round just by holding up a round stone.

When primitive man lived in cold climates, and they didn't have to.

When Roman emperors thought they needed more land, and they only had a few hundred thousand people living in the whole country anyway.

When the Titanic knew they were in icy waters, and sailed full steam ahead not even the least bit worried about a big dent on a brand new ship.

When the Japanese didn't go ahead and invade Hawaii after the surprise attack.

When Hitler thought his tiny little country could fight a two front war and he didn't think anyone would object when it was obvious he planned on taking over the world.

When the U.N. for some strange reason thought they needed to divide up Korea, and Vietnam.




breatheasone -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/9/2009 8:43:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: cuckoldmepls

This one is so true. Parents who were rebellious drug using teenagers as they were growing up always raise little hellraisers themselves. Then they can't figure out where they went wrong.

Nope...my kids turned out WAY WAY better than i. Because SOME in the matrix LEARN from their parents mistakes, and DON'T pass it down to the next generation.



cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/10/2009 8:38:40 AM)

In reference to the Roman Empire point above, can you imagine the conversation that might have taken place.

Advisor - But your Highness, why do we need to invade and conquer the Middle East.? It's just a bunch of desert.

Emporer - Because you son of a bitch, I just forked out 1,000,000 aureus for 100,000 brand new swords, and by God we are going to use them. Besides, that desert (land) may be worth some money some day. They aren't making any more of that stuff you know.



cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/10/2009 1:52:16 PM)

Emperor - "Now this time don't screw it up. Tell your men it's rape, pillage, then burn. Not the other way around. It sucks when you get it backwards."



Saratov -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/10/2009 6:45:30 PM)

The japanese didn't go ahead and invade because Americans are an armed society and its' citizens own firearms and can defend themselves.



cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/11/2009 7:52:39 AM)

When the oil embargo of the 70's failed to convince Congress to prohibit large SUVs and mandate smaller and significantly more fuel efficient vehicles.



cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/12/2009 10:44:30 AM)

Speaking of what a conversation may have been like in the past. Can you imagine what King Henry VIII may have said to his soon to be 3rd wife after the 2nd one was beheaded.

Kink Henry - Listen here you little bitch. Marry me or I will behead you. At least this way you have a 50/50 chance of keeping your head if you give birth to a boy. Maybe next time you will wear your chastity device and a long dress before you bend over in front of me.



cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/12/2009 8:41:37 PM)

When CBS news interviewed someone who suggested that non citizens should have the right to vote, and they actually aired it.



leone1 -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/12/2009 10:50:30 PM)

Wow.....



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