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cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/13/2009 10:36:56 AM)
Youtube is supposed to be worth over $1 billion now, yet I can't recall ever having seen any advertising on their site, sponsors or any indication what so ever that they charge anyone to upload videos. Figure that one out. I wonder if Al Gore had something to do with this miraculous event?

cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/14/2009 12:38:37 PM)
When my ATM machine asked me if I wanted this in English or Spanish. Duh... what do you think? If you're displaying this message in English since 95% of Americans speak English, it seems like common sense that I would want it in English. This is simlar to a Spanish TV Commercial on an English speaking station. I seriously doubt that someone who doesn't speak English is going to be watching an English speaking station waiting for a Spanish Commercial to come on.

cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/16/2009 12:41:04 PM)
When Iowa voters finally had an opportunity to vote for a president who would actually enforce our immigration laws, and most of them didn't. This one is an especially obvious matrix malfunction, since all the polls indicate between 70 and 80% of Americans demand that our Immigration laws be enforced.

ishyB -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/16/2009 9:50:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cuckoldmepls Youtube is supposed to be worth over $1 billion now, yet I can't recall ever having seen any advertising on their site, sponsors or any indication what so ever that they charge anyone to upload videos. Figure that one out. I wonder if Al Gore had something to do with this miraculous event? If you don't see advertising on youtube... you are blind...

cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/17/2009 7:40:55 PM)
When the democrats and the media exposed the republican plan to privatize social security as an attempt to create more republicans, but the republicans and the media refuse to expose the democrats Amnesty plan as an attempt to legalize another 50 million democratic voters through amnesty, and chain migration.

cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/18/2009 12:18:28 PM)
Google earth can show me a picture of my shed in the backyard from outer space, and the Hubbell telescope can look all the way to the center of the universe, yet not take a picture of our equipment left behind on the moon. Either we never actually went to the moon or this is a major matrix malfunction. Answer these questions. 1) Why was the flag waving on a moon where there is no wind? 2) Why was there no blast crater underneath the lunar lander and no dust settling back down on the legs? 3) Why were all the videos of the Astronauts shadows indicating multiple light sources? 4) Why could you not see any stars in the night sky? 5) When the lunar lander took off, why was there no visible jet blast? 6) When looking at the videos closely, you can see light reflecting off of what appears to be wires above the astronauts. 7) Why is there at least one moon video, that shows an astronaut getting up after having fallen down, and it is obvious that he is receiving assistance from wires above? 8) Why is there at least one video in the darkened command module while orbiting earth showing the astronauts on the other side of the cabin with a video camera peering out the window in an attempt to make earth look far away? 9) Why did one of the astronauts hit a reporter when he asked him to swear on the bible that he actually had stood on the moon? 10) Why does the media try to make people who ask questions look like crackpots? The answer: No one wants to look like a crackpot, so the only way the matrix has of defending itself, is by putting the people who ask questions on the defensive. If everyone tells them they are a crackpot, then they will shut up or so the matrix thinks.

cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/20/2009 6:41:40 AM)
Barbara Walters claimed she had an affair with a black man. Come on. It's hard to even picture her doing it with a white man. I wouldn't believe this one even if they had video tape.

cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/21/2009 12:50:14 PM)
They pay football coaches millions of dollars to do the same thing that high school coaches do. High school coaches even teach classes for half a day. My grandma could sit on the sidelines and decide when to kick a fieldgoal, punt it, or go for two points. Obvious Matrix Malfunction.

cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/22/2009 8:11:23 AM)
This one really puzzles me. Dogs and Cats are meat eaters and need protein and Vitamin B12, but if their food actually had eggs or some kind of meat in them, you would think it would spoil especially after it was opened and sitting in a hot garage.

cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/25/2009 8:19:29 AM)
It can be 20 degrees outside for weeks at a time which means no bugs, with a foot of snow on the ground, and most birds still find something to eat and survive.

cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/26/2009 9:46:33 AM)
Lisa Marie married Michael Jackson. This one needs no explanation. It couldn't be to get back at her father either like some girls do, since he was already dead.

cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/27/2009 2:43:49 PM)
When Snoop Dog became a big star, I knew it was a matrix malfunction. Give me a break. We all know that in real life he would be selling drugs on the street corner or washing dishes at Denny's.

cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/28/2009 4:58:09 PM)
My state decided they could charge you with child neglect if you accidentally fall asleep and your preschooler turns out to be smarter than the dog, and gets out and wanders down the street. It doesn't matter whether you're a grandparent or someone who works two jobs to support your family either.

cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/30/2009 8:57:54 AM)
This guy was stealing copper from an abandoned apartment complex and was electrocuted to death. Now the District Attorney's office is considering filing negligent homocide charges on the owner. Is it possible that he had the electricity on so he could do repairs and keep the pipes from freezing up in the winter? Is this bizzarro world or what?

cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (12/31/2009 12:03:29 PM)
Stallone owns a $500,000 Ferrari. Give me a break, it's just a freakin car with 4 wheels, it's not made of gold and it doesn't fly!! It may have a 12 cylinder engine, but is it really worth $450,000 more than an average car?

cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (1/1/2010 7:57:12 PM)
Your company that you built goes public, and someone else can take over your company in a hostile takeover. Not only that, your stockholders can actually sue your company for not accepting a reasonable takeover bid that would benefit them. This is beyond belief.

cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (1/4/2010 8:18:50 PM)
They promote surfing the net on a 3" x 5" screen which looks good on tv, since it appears a foot across. People actually fall for this.

cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (1/6/2010 8:38:53 AM)
Congress said no to Bush's amnesty plan since it was obvious that amnesty doesn't work, and the first massive one in 1986 resulted in another 10 to 15 million Illegal Aliens today. It was also obvious that Bush had no real intentions of ever enforcing our Immigration laws, since the most logical approach after 9/11 would have been to secure the border. Instead they opened it up even wider by allowing electronic passes for cars without inspection and prosecuting border patrol agents for doing their job. Here's the matrix malfunction though, and the reason it's a malfunction is because it's totally unbelieveable. After all that, Americans may have elected an Illegal Alien to the highest office in the land. So far, no one has been willing to launch a Congressional investigation and actually confirm that he is the same person who supposedly was born in Hawaii. Despite numerous testomonials especially from his Grandma claiming that he was born in Kenya. None of his classmates at Columbia University never even heard of him, much less remember him. The kicker is that California's Attorney General is required by law to confirm that Presidential Candidates are eligible to run for President before being placed on the ballot, yet they never did. That means California's electoral votes, and the entire election is invalidated. Yet, the Supreme Court does nothing. They even refused to listen to cases that had to do with his supposed natural born citizenship. There's also the issue of which Passport did he use to visit Pakistan decades ago which will help prove one way or another if he is legitimate. http://babelishere.webs.com/awards.html

cuckoldmepls -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (1/6/2010 9:05:44 PM)
You go down to your local bank and get a loan to buy a house. A year or two later, they sell your loan to some foreign bank so they can make some short term profit. Sob, why don't they just sell your loan to a loanshark, then maybe people would realize this kind of stuff only happens in the matrix.

raraa -> RE: Proof the Matrix is real (1/7/2010 2:00:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cuckoldmepls In the summer time most people keep their thermostat at about 78 degrees, and they feel comfortable. Now if they kept their house at that temperature in the winter time they would be sweating their asses off. In winter time most people keep their thermostat at about 68 degrees and they feel comfortable. If they kept it that temperature in the summertime, they would be freezing their asses off. Think about that. Does that make sense? look at what u were in winter and summer dude

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