SpinnerofTales
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ORIGINAL: philosophy ....surely, as a Panda, you can claim biological kinship and have the bears ignore you....... Well, the black and white spots work against me. American bears just think I'm a cow, and reach for the steak sauce. Ok.....since we started this whole bears/guns thing, I have to tell the following story: A man is in the woods bear hunting. He sees a big grizzly bear and shoots it. The bear just growls, pounces on the guy and fucks him up the ass. Then the bear wanders off. Now the guy is mad. So he gets a bigger gun, goes out, finds the bear and shoots it again. Again, the bear growls, jumps on the guy and fucks him even harder up the ass. This time the hunter is so mad he gets an uzi. He finds the bear and empties a whole clip into him. The bear jumps, knocks him down, turns him over and says "You can be honest with me. You're not here for the hunting, are you?" I couldn't resist.
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