Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

RE: Why are cats so happy?


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Why are cats so happy? Page: <<   < prev  1 [2]
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/19/2009 10:10:56 AM   
DesFIP


Posts: 25191
Joined: 11/25/2007
From: Apple County NY
Status: offline 		The horse is happy now because he doesn't know my daughter will arrive shortly for a long lesson. Show this weekend.

And come this weekend when he has to be bathed and banded and stay awake in line up, he will be unhappy.

The dog is happy because I didn't realize until after my second cup of tea that I had fed him twice this morning. He's sleeping now, very contented (and fat).

_____________________________

Slave to laundry

Cynical and proud of it!


(in reply to LaTigresse)
Profile   Post #: 21
RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/19/2009 2:45:58 PM   
RobertCloud


Posts: 2959
Joined: 6/28/2006
Status: offline 		Cats are happy because they can turn anything into a toy.

_____________________________

Author for Black Velvet Seductions
she melted to her knees and crawled to her master.
Toy's Story: Acquisition of a Sex Toy

(in reply to DesFIP)
Profile   Post #: 22
RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/19/2009 2:51:51 PM   
GoddessImaginos


Posts: 1493
Joined: 8/5/2009
From: A small blue planet near Alpha Centauri
Status: offline 		My cats are all very happy today, because yesterday Mama brought home a baby squirrel (We do wildlife stuff), and now CAT-TV has a new channel they can watch. *woot, I mean MEOW*

_____________________________

Delicious and nutritious, does NOT taste like canoli.
~member:Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's/Mouthy Wenches having been ModSpanked
~10 fluffy points
~RJD RIP xoxo

(in reply to subtlebutterfly)
Profile   Post #: 23
RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/19/2009 6:18:02 PM   
RobertCloud


Posts: 2959
Joined: 6/28/2006
Status: offline 		My cats were happiest after some catnip.

_____________________________

Author for Black Velvet Seductions
she melted to her knees and crawled to her master.
Toy's Story: Acquisition of a Sex Toy

(in reply to GoddessImaginos)
Profile   Post #: 24
RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/19/2009 8:56:21 PM   
soul2share


Posts: 7084
Joined: 12/18/2007
From: somewhere out there.....
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly
quote:

ORIGINAL: wandersalone
goes to start a thread saying goodbye to everyone as I have decided on the spur of the moment to join a witness relocation program.
Wanders ...just relax for a second. Look...the worst he can do is take a shot at you, and at your *snooort* height *snicker* the chances are excellent that the bullet would go right over your head


Well, well,...the Amazon is back!!!!  Just remember...the bigger they are, the harder they fall......and no one knows THAT better than you!!!!!!  bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*snort*hahahahahahahahaha*snickersnort*!!

< Message edited by soul2share -- 9/19/2009 9:03:03 PM >

_____________________________

I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?"...people are starting to take it as a challenge!

*Not a fuck was given.*

(in reply to sirsholly)
Profile   Post #: 25
RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/19/2009 9:02:29 PM   
soul2share


Posts: 7084
Joined: 12/18/2007
From: somewhere out there.....
Status: offline 		My cats are happily laying around on the king sized bed bought specially for them...OK,  fine......I bought it so I'd have room to sleep too, but they are perfectly content letting me believe that.  They get 6 squares a day, sleep 23 out of 24 hours, bask in sun spots, while I'm out busting my butt working 40 hours a week to put said food in their little bellies......tell me this, just exactly why do we call them DUMB animals??????

_____________________________

I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?"...people are starting to take it as a challenge!

*Not a fuck was given.*

(in reply to soul2share)
Profile   Post #: 26
RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/19/2009 9:05:15 PM   
soul2share


Posts: 7084
Joined: 12/18/2007
From: somewhere out there.....
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly
quote:

ORIGINAL: wandersalone
quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly
Wanders ...just relax for a second. Look...the worst he can do is take a shot at you, and at your *snooort* height *snicker* the chances are excellent that the bullet would go right over your head

Just you wait till we meet one day Holl, I am going to climb up on my step ladder and give your kneecap the hardest bite ever!!!!!!!
i'll get away from you by standing on the curb


Nah....you'll promptly fall off of the curb, right into Wander's waiting......um....Wander, just look out above you, k?  She'd probably fall right on you and squish you.....or at least mess up your teeth!

_____________________________

I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?"...people are starting to take it as a challenge!

*Not a fuck was given.*

(in reply to sirsholly)
Profile   Post #: 27
RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/19/2009 10:51:37 PM   
ThatDamnedPanda


Posts: 6060
Joined: 1/26/2009
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

..and how can I be that way?



Take more naps and eat more dead birds. Anyone can do it.

Seriously, though, do we really know that cats are happy? Maybe it's just an act, trying to get us to relax and lower our guard. As soon as their scientists figure out a way to operate can openers without our help, they'll murder us in our sleep and take over the world.


_____________________________

Panda, panda, burning bright
In the forest of the night
What immortal hand or eye
Made you all black and white and roly-poly like that?


(in reply to pahunkboy)
Profile   Post #: 28
RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/20/2009 5:37:39 AM   
wandersalone


Posts: 4666
Joined: 11/21/2005
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly
quote:

ORIGINAL: wandersalone
quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly
Wanders ...just relax for a second. Look...the worst he can do is take a shot at you, and at your *snooort* height *snicker* the chances are excellent that the bullet would go right over your head

Just you wait till we meet one day Holl, I am going to climb up on my step ladder and give your kneecap the hardest bite ever!!!!!!!
i'll get away from you by standing on the curb


Nah....you'll promptly fall off of the curb, right into Wander's waiting......um....Wander, just look out above you, k?  She'd probably fall right on you and squish you.....or at least mess up your teeth!


Yeah I would need to watch out for tall falling objects


_____________________________

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. Martin Luther King
Godmother of the subbie mafia
My all time favourite threads
http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=2002501
http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=790885

(in reply to soul2share)
Profile   Post #: 29
RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/20/2009 11:21:59 AM   
Phoenixpower


Posts: 8098
Status: offline 		I don't know if my cats are happy...I miss my little one since a few hours and hope that she is just napping somewhere and did not end up somewhere else...she normally doesn't go far (as she sits in the grass sometimes and then screams with panic in her voice already), so she should be here somewhere...but I seriously did not see here the last 5 hours...maybe that explains why my other cats seem to be happier now

_____________________________

RIP 08-09-07

The PAST is history, the FUTURE a mystery, NOW is a gift - that's why it's called the PRESENT

www.butyoudontlooksick.com/navigation/BYDLS-TheSpoonTheory.pdf

(in reply to subtlebutterfly)
Profile   Post #: 30
RE: Why are cats so happy? - 9/20/2009 11:34:52 AM   
DavanKael


Posts: 3072
Joined: 10/6/2007
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: subtlebutterfly

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse
Animals are happy when they are physically comfortable because they live in the moment. That's the key, finding the joy in the moment.


That's because they've trained their owners so well, that technically they don't need to do anything else but looking cute n get cuddled. Unfortunately that doesn't really work in the human world.



That is soooooooo true!!!  :> 
  Davan
(Who hasn't given up on it workin' in the human world  :>  )

_____________________________

May you live as long as you wish & love as long as you live
-Robert A Heinlein

It's about the person & the bond,not the bondage
-Me

Waiting is

170NZ (Aka:Sex God Du Jour) pts

Jesus,I've ALWAYS been a deviant
-Leadership527,Jeff

(in reply to subtlebutterfly)
Profile   Post #: 31
RE: Why are cats so happy? - 10/14/2009 9:37:06 AM   
GoddessSpitfire


Posts: 45
Joined: 3/25/2009
Status: offline 		my cat is so happy because I treat her like a princess. which is my own fault because I named her princess pia lol and I spoil her. shes a typical cat, all she has to do is go in her box, eat, sleep and clean herself. seems like a simple kind of life. oh yeah and she plays alot with bread ties and milk rings and her fave toy a caterpillar on a string

(in reply to pahunkboy)
Profile   Post #: 32
Page:   <<   < prev  1 [2]
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Why are cats so happy? Page: <<   < prev  1 [2]
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.082