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RE: Argghhh, Matey! - 9/19/2009 8:06:24 AM

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Would that be why so many pirates have eye patches?

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RE: Argghhh, Matey! - 9/19/2009 11:11:16 AM

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PIRATES!!

What's a maid to do?! Any swashbuckling rogues to save a sweet miss such as myself ( in a little while, no rush)??

A maid?! Bah, that be no miss! That be the notorious Ask Questions Later Hlen .... Mistress Wench o the Seven Seas!

*and on a side note, I always teach a lesson on pirates on this day.... Particularly LADY pirates...(Here is a link to two of the more ... colorful of the lady pirates - Anne Bonney and Mary Read http://www.bonney-readkrewe.com/legend.html )

Arrgghhh! Ye found me out! I was trollin'(!) fer some unsuspectin' lads! Care to heave to and come aboard as me First Mate, Sunnywench??

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RE: Argghhh, Matey! - 9/19/2009 11:18:54 AM

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Prepare to be boarded Missy! We'll sail the briney deep, drink rum and searching for treasure chests with all the wenchies!...

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RE: Argghhh, Matey! - 9/19/2009 12:04:05 PM

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Woo-hoo!!:

A-piratin' we go,
a-piratin' we go,
Hi-ho the merry-o
a-piratin' we go!!!

Any other scalawags care to go (Wenchies or ol' Sea Dogs both welcome!! Bring some grog!!!)??

We'll need some expert rope tie-ers. Anyone???

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RE: Argghhh, Matey! - 9/19/2009 12:09:18 PM

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Sunnywench, I just foller'd yer link!! Skip the grog, more rum and coconut milk!!! I be prividin' the pineapples!!

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RE: Argghhh, Matey! - 9/19/2009 2:16:41 PM

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Anyone know this song? I learned it when I was a kid and still sing it upon occasion... LOUDLY.

Three Pirates

Three pirates came to London town. Yo ho. Yo ho.
Three pirates came to London town. Yo ho. Yo ho.
Three pirates came to London town
To see the king put on his crown.

Chorus:

Yo ho, you lubbers.
Yo ho, you lubbers.
Yo ho. Yo ho. Yo ho.

They halted at a way-side inn. Yo ho. Yo ho.
They halted at a way-side inn. Yo ho. Yo ho.
They halted at a way-side inn
And said, "Good Landlord, let us in."

"Oh landlord, have you good red wine?" Yo ho. Yo ho.
"Oh landlord, have you good red wine?" Yo ho. Yo ho.
"Oh landlord, have you good red wine
Enough to fill this cask of mine?"

"Oh yes sir, I have good red wine." Yo ho. Yo ho.
"Oh yes sir, I have good red wine." Yo ho. Yo ho.
"Oh yes sir, I have good red wine
Enough to fill this cask of thine."

"Oh landlord, have you hoards of gold?" Yo ho. Yo ho.
"Oh landlord, have you hoards of gold?" Yo ho. Yo ho.
"Oh landlord, have you hoards of gold
Enough to fill the after hold?"

"Oh yes sir, I have hoards of gold." Yo ho. Yo ho.
"Oh yes sir, I have hoards of gold." Yo ho. Yo ho.
"Oh yes sir, I have hoards of gold
Enough to fill the after hold."

"Oh landlord, have you daughter fair?" Yo ho. Yo ho.
"Oh landlord, have you daughter fair?" Yo ho. Yo ho.
"Oh landlord, have you daughter fair
With laughing eyes and curly hair?"

"Oh yes sir, I have daughter fair." Yo ho. Yo ho.
"Oh yes sir, I have daughter fair." Yo ho. Yo ho.
"Oh yes sir, I have daughter fair
With laughing eyes and curly hair."

"Oh landlord, will she marry me?" Yo ho. Yo ho.
"Oh landlord, will she marry me?" Yo ho. Yo ho.
"Oh landlord, will she marry me
And sail with me across the sea?"

"Oh yes sir, she will marry thee." Yo ho. Yo ho.
"Oh yes sir, she will marry thee." Yo ho. Yo ho.
"Oh yes sir, she will marry thee
And sail with thee across the sea."

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RE: Argghhh, Matey! - 9/19/2009 2:21:24 PM

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A seafarer ... lost an eye

So he be not see-farin' no more.....

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RE: Argghhh, Matey! - 9/19/2009 2:25:39 PM

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PIRATES!!

What's a maid to do?! Any swashbuckling rogues to save a sweet miss such as myself ( in a little while, no rush)??

A maid?! Bah, that be no miss! That be the notorious Ask Questions Later Hlen .... Mistress Wench o the Seven Seas!

*and on a side note, I always teach a lesson on pirates on this day.... Particularly LADY pirates...(Here is a link to two of the more ... colorful of the lady pirates - Anne Bonney and Mary Read http://www.bonney-readkrewe.com/legend.html )

Arrgghhh! Ye found me out! I was trollin'(!) fer some unsuspectin' lads! Care to heave to and come aboard as me First Mate, Sunnywench??

Beatrice: I am sure he is in the fleet: I would he had boarded me!

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RE: Argghhh, Matey! - 9/20/2009 12:30:44 AM

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There is a Captain named Helen,
She sails world-round like Magellan,
Her juicy wench crew,
Loves sailin' too,
Where they'll end up, there's no tellin'!!

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RE: Argghhh, Matey! - 9/20/2009 12:35:43 AM

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Captain Jack Captain Helen did follow,
She wanted his "peg-leg" not hollow,
His bunk they were in,
With an after-glow grin,
She said "To me you're not "Sparrow", but swallow!!

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RE: Argghhh, Matey! - 9/20/2009 3:42:26 AM

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Very good, errr, I mean, arrrrrgh, thems some salty good pomes ye be bellowing!

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RE: Argghhh, Matey! - 9/20/2009 7:53:41 AM

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Would that be why so many pirates have eye patches?

It's to protect one eye from the light. When going from sunlight to the dark interior, they switch the eyepatch to the other eye. Otherwise, they'd be blind while their eyes adjust. That's especially important when raiding a ship.

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RE: Argghhh, Matey! - 9/20/2009 11:56:07 AM

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Is that really true? How interesting!!

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RE: Argghhh, Matey! - 9/20/2009 12:02:50 PM

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Ye have my thanks, ye salty dog!!

There once was a sailor named Level,
With rum, wine and grog he would revel,
Overboard past the keel,
He lost his left heel,
And now he walks like he's bevelled!

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RE: Argghhh, Matey! - 9/20/2009 4:14:52 PM

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Aaaarrrrgh! I spend the day hoisting me main shaft with that Temptress from the East, Poon Tang, and come back to me own pomeish limerick!!

*squints me good eye at hlen*

Ye have me thanks for yer efforts, and ye are welcome aboard me vessel, the SS Farfanoogen, anytime! Arrgghhhh!!

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RE: Argghhh, Matey! - 9/20/2009 4:17:49 PM

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Aaaarrrrgh! I spend the day hoisting me main shaft with that Temptress from the East, Poon Tang, and come back to me own pomeish limerick!!

*squints me good eye at hlen*

Ye have me thanks for yer efforts, and ye are welcome aboard me vessel, the SS Farfanoogen, anytime! Arrgghhhh!!

C'mere, honey, ya got parrot shit on your shoulder again

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RE: Argghhh, Matey! - 9/20/2009 4:22:43 PM

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Aaaarrrrrghhhh!! Why do ye think I keep bellowing? Damned bird, into the crock pot with ye!!

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RE: Argghhh, Matey! - 9/20/2009 6:34:07 PM

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Cap'n Helen, Level and Windchymes,
Went sailing off looking for good times,
The sails went aloft,
The shittin' parrot took off,
They're all drinking tequila with limes!

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RE: Argghhh, Matey! - 9/20/2009 6:48:46 PM

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Avast! What be a shipmate orderin' about what Capt LadyPact ought do? I'll be speakin' the same way as I always do! If yer don't like it, I'll be showin' yer the short end of ye plank with the long end of Me sw'rd.

Now, off with ya and be fetchin Me drink like a good lad.

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RE: Argghhh, Matey! - 9/20/2009 6:53:47 PM

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/Spills drink on LadyPact/

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