Argghhh, Matey!

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ThatDamnedPanda -> Argghhh, Matey! (9/18/2009 10:44:51 PM)
Avast there, ye scurvy dogs! Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, the day for all ye miserable lubbers to get in touch with yer inner buccaneer and speak like a pirate do. So look lively, ye bilge rats, and let me hear ye snarl! Arrggghh!

Musicmystery -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/18/2009 10:48:51 PM)
Pieces of eight

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/18/2009 10:51:31 PM)
That be the spirit, matey! Triple rations of grog fer you!

LadySweetOrSour -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/18/2009 10:55:45 PM)
I'll make ye walk the plank you scurvy dogs. Arrr.

Musicmystery -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/18/2009 10:59:44 PM)
quote: That be the spirit, matey! I heard it in the apple barrel.

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/18/2009 11:00:22 PM)
There be nothing sexier than a beautiful lady pirate. Did I ever tell ye why they call me Long John, ma'am?

RobertCloud -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/18/2009 11:25:01 PM)
Ai, ye scurvy infested knaves, bring me a flagon of yer filthy rutgut grog. Nay, make that a bottle of rum, and hurry your wooden leg about it or I will have ye and yer parrot swabbing the deck before ye walk the plank and lose yer other leg to that ticking Croc...

LadySweetOrSour -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/18/2009 11:28:15 PM)
Oh I say Robert, that was rather good old chap.

HatesParisHilton -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/19/2009 12:38:29 AM)
Stinkin' Colonial lapdog sapsuckers! How DARE ye bring the Sweet Yet Sour Lady of the Brigand's Bum a "shandy"? She's from the last outpost of Bligh, ya bitchboys, an' THAT means BUNDY, as in Bundaberg, ya bollocks'missin' comicsluvvin' GEEKBOY BLAGGARDS! SERVE THA' WOMAN some DARK RUM in a TANKARD before I break the Bosun's Daughter against th' skin of yer PISSWEAK San DiegoCon suckin' RUMPS!

hlen5 -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/19/2009 3:04:05 AM)
PIRATES!! What's a maid to do?! Any swashbuckling rogues to save a sweet miss such as myself ( in a little while, no rush[;)])??

wandersalone -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/19/2009 3:15:12 AM)
sighs.... one good thing about 80's music and the New Romantics were the pirate shirts they all wore wanders off to ponder Spandau Ballet, Duran Duran etc

DarkSteven -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/19/2009 3:20:44 AM)
A man walks into a bar and notices that the seafarer next to him has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, an an eyepatch. He ventures, "I imagine you have some interesting yarns to spin." "Aye, lad, that I do." "How did you lose your leg?" "I lost it when privateers boarded our ship off the Cape of Good Hope in an epic fight." "How did you lose your arm?" "I lost it saving young Billy Dawkins from shark infested waters off the Ivory Coast." "And now did you lose your eye?" "I lost it when a seagull shat in it in the Indian Ocean." "You lost an eye because of some bird shit?" "Well, I had just gotten the hook two days earlier..."

hlen5 -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/19/2009 3:26:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven A man walks into a bar and notices that the seafarer next to him has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, an an eyepatch. He ventures, "I imagine you have some interesting yarns to spin." "Aye, lad, that I do." "How did you lose your leg?" "I lost it when privateers boarded our ship off the Cape of Good Hope in an epic fight." "How did you lose your arm?" "I lost it saving young Billy Dawkins from shark infested waters off the Ivory Coast." "And now did you lose your eye?" "I lost it when a seagull shat in it in the Indian Ocean." "You lost an eye because of some bird shit?" "Well, I had just gotten the hook two days earlier..." [:D][sm=injured.gif][sm=rofl.gif]

sunshinemiss -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/19/2009 3:59:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 PIRATES!! What's a maid to do?! Any swashbuckling rogues to save a sweet miss such as myself ( in a little while, no rush[;)])?? A maid?! Bah, that be no miss! That be the notorious Ask Questions Later Hlen .... Mistress Wench o the Seven Seas! *and on a side note, I always teach a lesson on pirates on this day.... Particularly LADY pirates...(Here is a link to two of the more ... colorful of the lady pirates - Anne Bonney and Mary Read http://www.bonney-readkrewe.com/legend.html )

HatesParisHilton -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/19/2009 5:05:35 AM)
if there were cabinboys in this thread (or at least some Gibert and Sullivan) I bet Bear would join in!

intenze -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/19/2009 5:19:21 AM)
oooooooooooooo shiver me timbers!

wandersalone -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/19/2009 5:38:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: intenze oooooooooooooo shiver me timbers! I wonder how they are going with their new mini- pirate [:)]

mdr080480 -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/19/2009 6:37:53 AM)
But there's already an Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! thread on here. [;)]

MasterG2kTR -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/19/2009 7:14:23 AM)
Ahoy mates, be this day what it is, any swab who don't follow the code shall walk the plank!!

windchymes -> RE: Argghhh, Matey! (9/19/2009 8:03:44 AM)
He called me his adorable pirate.... Right after he came in my eye.....

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