Cock shots and men with motorcycles/boats/planes versus titty shots and vibrators

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pompeii -> Cock shots and men with motorcycles/boats/planes versus titty shots and vibrators (9/19/2009 4:56:15 AM)
Why do women always insist on sending me titty shots and pictures of them standing next to their vibrating toys? ;)

CNJDom -> RE: Cock shots and men with motorcycles/boats/planes versus titty shots and vibrators (9/19/2009 5:18:35 AM)
Nothing says: "Hi! I'm a girl, see my jigglies...and btw, I like fun! With or without you...(my collection of vibrators, Maestro!), than a nice girl with her breasts and vibrator collection. We all like to show our best assets. I am thinking they might want to get the HNG (horney net-geek) questions they get out of the way first: 1) "How big are your tits?" and 2) "Do you have any toys you play with?" So they can avoid those things and get down to the other more serious questions and observations. I'm not sure what the motivation is, but I'm good with it.

KYsissy -> RE: Cock shots and men with motorcycles/boats/planes versus titty shots and vibrators (9/19/2009 5:23:00 AM)
And the problem with this is?

LaTigresse -> RE: Cock shots and men with motorcycles/boats/planes versus titty shots and vibrators (9/19/2009 5:31:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pompeii Why do women always insist on sending me titty shots and pictures of them standing next to their vibrating toys? ;) Well I always laugh at the pictures of guys with their toys......whether it be cock, car, motorcycle, boat, or whatever. I always think of the birds, fluffing their feathers, showing what they've got, look at me! Or, the weaver bird I think, that builds a nest to entice her to move in. Right now, with limited coffee intake, I cannot think of another animal species other than human, where the female feels they have to work at enticing the male. I guess many of them feel they need to validate why they deserve the male with the biggest cock, fanciest car, baddest motorcycle, or most luxurious boat, etc etc etc........ And SOME men think male dominant roles are proven by nature. Seems to me, now that I think about this, nature is mostly the other way around........

SomethingCatchy -> RE: Cock shots and men with motorcycles/boats/planes versus titty shots and vibrators (9/19/2009 5:43:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CNJDom We all like to show our best assets. This sentence bothers me, mostly because in my opinion, people who have to show off their bodies are desperate and have nothing substantial to offer another person. My best asset? My mind, and while a lot of people don't get to see it, the ones who get close enough are always amazed (and so am I!).

LaTigresse -> RE: Cock shots and men with motorcycles/boats/planes versus titty shots and vibrators (9/19/2009 5:45:57 AM)
So do you play stupid to avoid showing off that asset?

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Cock shots and men with motorcycles/boats/planes versus titty shots and vibrators (9/19/2009 5:47:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pompeii Why do women always insist on sending me titty shots and pictures of them standing next to their vibrating toys? ;) Probably the same reason banks send out credit card offers with 0% interest rates. (Because it has proven effective in past offers).

SomethingCatchy -> RE: Cock shots and men with motorcycles/boats/planes versus titty shots and vibrators (9/19/2009 6:05:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse So do you play stupid to avoid showing off that asset? A lot of people expect me to be really out going since I'm a very active, 'gotta be moving around' kind of person, so when I'm not immediately gushing about everything, they quickly lose interest and never really get to know me.

LaTigresse -> RE: Cock shots and men with motorcycles/boats/planes versus titty shots and vibrators (9/19/2009 6:17:10 AM)
But I assure you, there is some way that you find to show, what you feel are your best assets, to someone that interests you. We all do it. What we feel those assets are, and how we showcase them, that is the only difference.

sublimehonesty -> RE: Cock shots and men with motorcycles/boats/planes versus titty shots and vibrators (9/19/2009 6:22:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pompeii Why do women always insist on sending me titty shots and pictures of them standing next to their vibrating toys? ;) slaps headso that's how it's done...skips off to find camera. Meh, or not!

michaels1r -> RE: Cock shots and men with motorcycles/boats/planes versus titty shots and vibrators (9/19/2009 6:31:44 AM)
I'm not sure what you are looking for. Are you looking for cock shots from a man on a motocycle?

Prinsexx -> RE: Cock shots and men with motorcycles/boats/planes versus titty shots and vibrators (9/19/2009 6:40:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pompeii Why do women always insist on sending me titty shots and pictures of them standing next to their vibrating toys? ;) I didn't insist...but i will insist if you insist first.

Acer49 -> RE: Cock shots and men with motorcycles/boats/planes versus titty shots and vibrators (9/19/2009 7:00:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pompeii Why do women always insist on sending me titty shots and pictures of them standing next to their vibrating toys? ;) Either they are scam artists hoping this display of flesh will entice you to loosen the grip on your wallet or they simply desire the attention this displ will bring. 36dd does not equal a successful relationship. While breasts and other parts of ones anatomy have their place in a relationship, I believe one needs to focus on such items as the brain and heart

DianeB269 -> RE: Cock shots and men with motorcycles/boats/planes versus titty shots and vibrators (9/19/2009 7:10:37 AM)
Fast Reply LOL....All of my cock shots are in my profile here.... Diane

windchymes -> RE: Cock shots and men with motorcycles/boats/planes versus titty shots and vibrators (9/19/2009 7:22:00 AM)
Ok, fine.....I'll send you the pics of my tractor and my eight kids. [8\|]

Level -> RE: Cock shots and men with motorcycles/boats/planes versus titty shots and vibrators (9/19/2009 7:25:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sublimehonesty quote: ORIGINAL: pompeii Why do women always insist on sending me titty shots and pictures of them standing next to their vibrating toys? ;) slaps headso that's how it's done...skips off to find camera. Meh, or not! Ah, come on, send me one, and I'll take you camping! :)

thishereboi -> RE: Cock shots and men with motorcycles/boats/planes versus titty shots and vibrators (9/19/2009 7:26:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sublimehonesty quote: ORIGINAL: pompeii Why do women always insist on sending me titty shots and pictures of them standing next to their vibrating toys? ;) slaps headso that's how it's done...skips off to find camera. Meh, or not! no you had it right the first time, find the camera, send the pics, you know my screenname.

CNJDom -> RE: Cock shots and men with motorcycles/boats/planes versus titty shots and vibrators (9/19/2009 7:33:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SomethingCatchy quote: ORIGINAL: CNJDom We all like to show our best assets. This sentence bothers me, mostly because in my opinion, people who have to show off their bodies are desperate and have nothing substantial to offer another person. My best asset? My mind, and while a lot of people don't get to see it, the ones who get close enough are always amazed (and so am I!). This sentence would bother me if I were talking in a literal, and not in a figurative sense. And if we are going to be desperately serious here, then by all means the act of putting out "the goods" as a singular act of enticement is a pathetic way of advertising. But are we being serious? Those that put out such things are ignorant in that they feel those willing to look at such things would keel over in a woooing fit with desire and piss all over themselves with anticipation when replying back to said person in the revealing picture. Far from it. Most people laugh at this person, and often share their laughter over such pathetic behavior. But still they come and show off with the pictures. They are exhibitionists, and that not many respond in the manner they hoped for usually. But I feel this thread's intent was of a humorous nature, or so I thought. We could tread on more serious ground with a thread about what one feels is their strongest asset, and that could be very interesting. I think mine are my dimples... But so far the only people interested in those are loving cheek-pinching grandmothers (and none of them kinky...yet).

LaTigresse -> RE: Cock shots and men with motorcycles/boats/planes versus titty shots and vibrators (9/19/2009 9:33:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Acer49 quote: ORIGINAL: pompeii Why do women always insist on sending me titty shots and pictures of them standing next to their vibrating toys? ;) Either they are scam artists hoping this display of flesh will entice you to loosen the grip on your wallet or they simply desire the attention this displ will bring. 36dd does not equal a successful relationship. While breasts and other parts of ones anatomy have their place in a relationship, I believe one needs to focus on such items as the brain and heart Says the guy with his penis, aherm............hotrod..........in his avatar.....[:D]

AnimusRex -> RE: Cock shots and men with motorcycles/boats/planes versus titty shots and vibrators (9/19/2009 9:40:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pompeii Why do women always insist on sending me titty shots and pictures of them standing next to their vibrating toys? HEY!! What would I have to do to get women to send me titty shots? C'mon, share your mojo, brother, we want to know!

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