A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A F*CKER AND GET OFF!

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tammystarm -> A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A FCKER AND GET OFF!* (9/24/2009 6:41:57 PM)
by a jury of your our peers ;) bare with me, i have NO meds (bwhaawhaawhaawhwaaaaaaa.......) i say i gets beaten (awe poor me), then i kill a certain f*cker (No Master i swear not YOU this time), now im am offically pms/ms'ing and ive stopped taking meds and dont have them even if i could take them..... along with the stress of my life, and add the fibro..... how else is there to get away with it...... ive gone from guns to knives (yes that explains the gift to You from me ) and i am offically thinking a sledge hammer, but i really distaste the taste of blood, especially since i havent feed in awhile... SO any thoughts on this one, anyone got any unusual weapons? am i the only one thinking of such things? you can cmail the names.... or text them to 6,, ,,, ,,,, happy haloween YES im early this year

tammystarm -> RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A FCKER AND GET OFF!* (9/24/2009 6:47:28 PM)
and THAT Your honor is why i had to kill Him.....

Kalista07 -> RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A FCKER AND GET OFF!* (9/24/2009 6:50:48 PM)
Tammy....sweeties....darling...... As someone who could have previously testified to your obvious and blatant mental instability you just blew the bottom out from underneath me...... You just went and showed an obvious knowledge and distinction between right and wrong and premeditation..... i hope you enjoy the 'other gender'..... enjoy the med free existence cause the rides gonna get a whole lot rougher..... Kali

sappatoti -> RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A FCKER AND GET OFF!* (9/24/2009 6:53:44 PM)
Sounds like a pretty weak argument to me. Perhaps more, exciting details are needed in order to better present your case...

tammystarm -> RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A FCKER AND GET OFF!* (9/24/2009 6:55:33 PM)
im thinking Kali in the car by red, but with the vibrator, i mean THAT one......hummmmm

RobertCloud -> RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A FCKER AND GET OFF!* (9/24/2009 6:58:01 PM)
But your honor, I swear I thought the shotgun had been modified into a sex toy.

tammystarm -> RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A FCKER AND GET OFF!* (9/24/2009 7:01:26 PM)
see EXACTLY! shesh some people around here actually think i would that i might that i could......... well YES i could, but seriously NOT if you people dont tell me how i can have a chance to get off!!!!

thornhappy -> RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A FCKER AND GET OFF!* (9/24/2009 7:12:56 PM)
Fingers, vibes, veggies and other objets d'art (hey kittensol, is that the right spelling?)

tammystarm -> RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A FCKER AND GET OFF!* (9/24/2009 7:14:28 PM)
after awhile of hitting them on the head with it, it would get old or soft........ not getting off... not gonna fly... try again

sappatoti -> RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A FCKER AND GET OFF!* (9/24/2009 7:20:38 PM)
Um... which head?

tammystarm -> RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A FCKER AND GET OFF!* (9/24/2009 7:22:09 PM)
either of them, i think a man might think he is being killed if one of them is mistreated, but the other one will probably work better

sappatoti -> RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A FCKER AND GET OFF!* (9/24/2009 7:28:36 PM)
So, you're saying that if my topmost head were to be bludgeoned, the other one will work better? Interesting. This idea certainly needs more study and experimentation.

tammystarm -> RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A FCKER AND GET OFF!* (9/24/2009 7:52:52 PM)
THIS IS A JOKE.........................ITS NOT REAL

sappatoti -> RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A FCKER AND GET OFF!* (9/24/2009 7:54:00 PM)
Really? I wouldn't have guessed. ;-)

Daddysredhead -> RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A FCKER AND GET OFF!* (9/24/2009 7:59:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kalista07 you just blew the bottom out from underneath me...... Did Kali just fall on her ass or not? [8\|] snorts quietly as not to provoke the insane

thornhappy -> RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A FCKER AND GET OFF!* (9/24/2009 8:08:37 PM)
Could've been a wondrous fart...but I don't know if it was tammy or kali!

tammystarm -> RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A FCKER AND GET OFF!* (9/24/2009 8:18:31 PM)
aaaa hahahaha ummmm ut hum! damn beans.

Daddysredhead -> RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A FCKER AND GET OFF!* (9/24/2009 8:28:59 PM)
guess it was tammy lol...

Aylee -> RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A FCKER AND GET OFF!* (9/24/2009 8:30:46 PM)
The problem is all inside your head she said to me The answer is easy if you take it logically I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free There must be 50 ways to kill your lover She said it's really not my habit to intrude Furthermore I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being rude There must be 50 ways to kill your lover 50 ways to kill your lover { Cut off her head, Fred Shoot her in the back, Jack Chop her up with an axe, Max Just listen to me Shove her in front of a bus, Gus Don't need to discuss much Drown the bitch in a ditch, Rich And set yourself free } She said It grieves me so to see you in such pain I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again I said I appreciate that and could you please explain About the 50 ways She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight And I believe that in the morning you'll begin to see the light Then she kissed me and I realized that the scheming bitch was right There must be 50 ways to kill your lover 50 ways to kill your lover { Cut off her head, Fred Shoot her in the back, Jack Chop her up with an axe, Max Just listen to me Shove her in front of a bus, Gus Don't need to discuss much Drown the bitch in a ditch, Rich And set yourself free } { Cut off her head, Fred Shoot her in the back, Jack Chop her up with an axe, Max Just listen to me Shove her in front of a bus, Gus Don't need to discuss much Drown the bitch in a ditch, Rich And you will be free }

tammystarm -> RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A FCKER AND GET OFF!* (9/24/2009 8:31:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sappatoti So, you're saying that if my topmost head were to be bludgeoned, the other one will work better? Interesting. This idea certainly needs more study and experimentation. Well dear Sappa Sir (stop giggling like a school girl) My doctor in st louis DID seem to think that if a man can have viagra for his penis than a woman could for the fibro fog. she actually gave me tons of trial samples of the stuff.... i passed those along to my friends....

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