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tammystarm -> RE: A THOUSAND WAYS TO KILL A F*CKER AND GET OFF! (9/24/2009 8:39:22 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Aylee
The problem is all inside your head she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be 50 ways to kill your lover
She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being rude
There must be 50 ways to kill your lover
50 ways to kill your lover
{ Cut off her head, Fred
Shoot her in the back, Jack
Chop her up with an axe, Max
Just listen to me
Shove her in front of a bus, Gus
Don't need to discuss much
Drown the bitch in a ditch, Rich
And set yourself free }
She said It grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and could you please explain
About the 50 ways
She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe that in the morning you'll begin to see the light
Then she kissed me and I realized that the scheming bitch was right
There must be 50 ways to kill your lover
50 ways to kill your lover
{ Cut off her head, Fred
Shoot her in the back, Jack
Chop her up with an axe, Max
Just listen to me
Shove her in front of a bus, Gus
Don't need to discuss much
Drown the bitch in a ditch, Rich
And set yourself free }
{ Cut off her head, Fred
Shoot her in the back, Jack
Chop her up with an axe, Max
Just listen to me
Shove her in front of a bus, Gus
Don't need to discuss much
Drown the bitch in a ditch, Rich
And you will be free }
ahh hell Aylee i didnt think You cared!! ~~sobs quietly~~
that was a priceless commercial
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