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NEVER do this - 10/2/2009 11:52:40 AM   
Hillwilliam


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Ok folks... as with Most of My posts, YOUR turn now.  what kind of other things should ya NEVER do?
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RE: NEVER do this - 10/2/2009 11:55:28 AM   
Toppingfrmbottom


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RE: NEVER do this - 10/2/2009 11:56:18 AM   
SteelofUtah


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Never Eat Cheetos and Masturbate.

Never clean your ear with a Hand Gun.

Never Believe long hair and nice ass equals Women, you will offten be wrong.

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RE: NEVER do this - 10/2/2009 7:32:03 PM   
UncleNasty


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RE: NEVER do this - 10/5/2009 10:34:20 AM   
MeakaBitch


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never passout drunk when people are holding permant markers.

Never tell a cop "hold my beer" while you look for your liscence <----- Cop really didn't think it was funny when I did that.


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RE: NEVER do this - 10/5/2009 4:35:56 PM   
plsurnpain


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never watch 1guy1jar if your nauseated by blood

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RE: NEVER do this - 10/6/2009 1:54:39 AM   
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RE: NEVER do this - 10/6/2009 8:52:13 AM   
Aanakaris


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Never pet that cute all black kitty with the white stripe down it's tail...


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RE: NEVER do this - 10/6/2009 10:20:42 AM   
Hillwilliam


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RE: NEVER do this - 10/6/2009 4:11:40 PM   
Saratov


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ORIGINAL: Aanakaris

Never chop habeneros and masturbate.



Or forget to wash your hands after the above project and before going to the bathroom!

< Message edited by Saratov -- 10/6/2009 4:12:52 PM >

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RE: NEVER do this - 10/9/2009 2:53:35 PM   
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RE: NEVER do this - 10/11/2009 8:01:36 AM   
passub


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RE: NEVER do this - 10/11/2009 8:16:05 AM   
passub


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RE: NEVER do this - 10/11/2009 8:18:11 AM   
passub


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RE: NEVER do this - 10/11/2009 8:20:00 AM   
passub


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RE: NEVER do this - 10/11/2009 8:50:21 AM   
passub


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RE: NEVER do this - 10/11/2009 1:06:24 PM   
i3ear


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RE: NEVER do this - 10/11/2009 4:58:48 PM   
YoursMistress


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

Never Eat Cheetos and Masturbate.

Steel


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RE: NEVER do this - 10/12/2009 7:32:06 AM   
passub


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RE: NEVER do this - 10/12/2009 7:34:47 AM   
passub


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