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Who needs waterboarding? - 10/5/2009 10:51:16 AM   
Hillwilliam


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Status: offline 		With all the fairly recent foofraw about waterboarding and other means of "inhumane" torture.  I thought Id come up with some more "humane" tortures to get information out of terrorist captives.

Here's My idea

Tuss em up and put them on one of those little boats and run em thru "it's a small world" for about 12 hours.  Hell, they'll BED to be waterboarded after that.


Ok folks.  What are YOUR ideas about offbeat and dare I say silly "tortures"?
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RE: Who needs waterboarding? - 10/5/2009 1:21:51 PM   
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RE: Who needs waterboarding? - 10/5/2009 1:49:30 PM   
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RE: Who needs waterboarding? - 10/5/2009 3:18:48 PM   
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Status: offline 		have them baby sit a bunch of 3-4 year olds... outside... thats real torture... h*ll... watching 1 is bad.

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RE: Who needs waterboarding? - 10/5/2009 3:29:32 PM   
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have them baby sit a bunch of 3-4 year olds... outside... thats real torture... h*ll... watching 1 is bad.

H >:)



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RE: Who needs waterboarding? - 10/5/2009 3:31:01 PM   
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RE: Who needs waterboarding? - 10/5/2009 4:45:22 PM   
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RE: Who needs waterboarding? - 10/5/2009 7:01:04 PM   
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RE: Who needs waterboarding? - 10/5/2009 10:30:07 PM   
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RE: Who needs waterboarding? - 10/6/2009 2:22:40 PM   
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RE: Who needs waterboarding? - 10/6/2009 2:27:51 PM   
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RE: Who needs waterboarding? - 10/6/2009 3:50:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		If my mother were still alive, I'd just call her and hand them the phone.  Now THAT is torture! >.<

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