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Viagara Problem - 10/9/2009 11:37:55 AM   
VeryNastyDom


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This morning she asked me "Would you like some breakfast?  I can make you some of that Colombian coffee you like, a nice fluffy cheese omelet, and some buttered English muffins."

I replied "No thanks, I don't have much of an appetite.  I think it is this Viagara I have been taking."

A while later she asked "How about some lunch?  I baked some nice French bread last night and I can make you a sandwich.  We have some lovely ham, cheese, and Dijon mustard."

To which I replied "No, with this Viagara I am not really hungry."

In the evening she asked "Are you ready for some dinner.  I will make a fresh apple pie and I will make a roast chicken with that garlic sauce you like.  Maybe some broccoli with Hollandaise and a nice bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon to go with it."

I answered "That sounds great, but I am afraid the Viagara has put me off food."

She replied "Fine if you don't want to eat, but can you please get the fuck off of me.  I haven't eaten all day and I am starving."

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RE: Viagara Problem - 10/9/2009 1:29:02 PM   
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lol cute!!!!

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