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Felching - 1st time coming up - 10/9/2009 1:22:17 PM   
Tslaveboy


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Status: offline 		In 2 weeks I'm going to be experiencing my first "Ass Smoothie." The woman I'm doing it with has done this before and it will be my first time consuming a smoothie out of a woman's ass. I believe it also would be classified as "felching." If I'm wrong on this, what is the proper term? I'm still relatively new to all of these activities.

I was also wondering if there are other related activities to consumption of smoothies? Can whole foods like bananas or grapes also be consumed from a woman's ass?
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RE: Felching - 1st time coming up - 10/9/2009 1:27:27 PM   
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RE: Felching - 1st time coming up - 10/9/2009 1:29:28 PM   
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RE: Felching - 1st time coming up - 10/9/2009 1:31:44 PM   
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RE: Felching - 1st time coming up - 10/9/2009 1:38:04 PM   
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RE: Felching - 1st time coming up - 10/9/2009 1:47:39 PM   
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Status: offline 		I thought felching involved a "gerbil" in some capacity but I will have to research this. Here is the audio from a radio show which I was sent more than five years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk&feature=related

Edited to add: I guess it can be both now that I looked it up!

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RE: Felching - 1st time coming up - 10/9/2009 2:54:26 PM   
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RE: Felching - 1st time coming up - 10/9/2009 5:05:43 PM   
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RE: Felching - 1st time coming up - 10/9/2009 5:08:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sappatoti

I think I understand the OP. Shall I paint you a picture Hols?

;-)
aww thanks Sap...but FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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RE: Felching - 1st time coming up - 10/9/2009 5:09:16 PM   
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RE: Felching - 1st time coming up - 10/9/2009 5:28:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		Here ya go... and if someone can suck a gerbil out of someone's ass or pussy with a straw or without, they've got lots of fucking suction going on there... could put Dyson vacuums out of business.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching

Used in a rhyme:  "The source of your constant belching could be from all that felching." 

(thank you, yes... I'm twisted as fuck)

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RE: Felching - 1st time coming up - 10/9/2009 5:34:15 PM   
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quote:

Used in a rhyme: "The source of your constant belching could be from all that felching."

(thank you, yes... I'm twisted as fuck)


while i have this straw up your ass,
i would appreciate it if you didn't pass gas...


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RE: Felching - 1st time coming up - 10/9/2009 5:36:04 PM   
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RE: Felching - 1st time coming up - 10/9/2009 5:38:48 PM   
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RE: Felching - 1st time coming up - 10/9/2009 5:39:00 PM   
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RE: Felching - 1st time coming up - 10/9/2009 5:40:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

*spews iced tea from the bad jokes*
need a straw?


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RE: Felching - 1st time coming up - 10/9/2009 5:42:40 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: playfulotter

I thought felching involved a "gerbil" in some capacity but I will have to research this. Here is the audio from a radio show which I was sent more than five years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk&feature=related

Edited to add: I guess it can be both now that I looked it up!

OMG!!!
My sides hurt, playfulotter! 
That was just .... just .... i don't know what.

What a safe word....Armageddon!
 


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RE: Felching - 1st time coming up - 10/9/2009 5:44:20 PM   
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RE: Felching - 1st time coming up - 10/9/2009 5:45:38 PM   
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RE: Felching - 1st time coming up - 10/9/2009 5:55:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

*spews iced tea from the bad jokes*

need a straw?


sippy cup?

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