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RE: How Many Others Would Like To See - 10/9/2009 7:17:07 PM   
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Ok Sappa, I'll get tanked and you can have your way with me!
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RE: How Many Others Would Like To See - 10/9/2009 7:17:35 PM   
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RE: How Many Others Would Like To See - 10/9/2009 7:20:13 PM   
sappatoti


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And Hols, regarding that bet, I don't think you can. Not with that kelp. I'd be surprised if you lasted 30 seconds before you had to stop.

That was some nasty seaweed.

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RE: How Many Others Would Like To See - 10/9/2009 7:20:54 PM   
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betcha i can twirl that seaweed on a fork just like spaghetti and have Sexy-Eyes totally neekid in about 5 minutes.....


Is this kinda like "Name that Tune?" 

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RE: How Many Others Would Like To See - 10/9/2009 7:22:06 PM   
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I lovvvves it when Bear talks to me like this.....  *swoons*

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RE: How Many Others Would Like To See - 10/9/2009 7:23:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

betcha i can twirl that seaweed on a fork just like spaghetti and have Sexy-Eyes totally neekid in about 5 minutes.....


Is this kinda like "Name that Tune?" 

I'm not sure I could have undone myself from the kelp in 5 minutes.

Of course, I was tanked so I guess it didn't matter.

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RE: How Many Others Would Like To See - 10/9/2009 7:28:57 PM   
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RE: How Many Others Would Like To See - 10/9/2009 7:32:04 PM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		All I know is that the cops came a-knocking at my door the following day and I, immensely hung over, answered it still sporting the seaweed from the previous evening's adventures. I didn't know I was still wearing the seaweed until the nice police officers informed me that I was.

Hey, at least I made it home.

Somehow.

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RE: How Many Others Would Like To See - 10/9/2009 7:33:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sappatoti

All I know is that the cops came a-knocking at my door the following day and I, immensely hung over, answered it still sporting the seaweed from the previous evening's adventures. I didn't know I was still wearing the seaweed until the nice police officers informed me that I was.

Hey, at least I made it home.

Somehow.
how did the police become involved, Sap?


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RE: How Many Others Would Like To See - 10/9/2009 7:35:24 PM   
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RE: How Many Others Would Like To See - 10/9/2009 7:35:56 PM   
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(com'ere, holly and ST... this is gonna be good)

< Message edited by Daddysredhead -- 10/9/2009 7:36:36 PM >

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RE: How Many Others Would Like To See - 10/9/2009 7:37:02 PM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		I think I stopped traffic. Actually, I think I was more of a traffic hazard than actually stopping it.

I don't remember if the cops showed up making sure I was OK or if they were going to give me traffic citations.

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RE: How Many Others Would Like To See - 10/9/2009 7:38:32 PM   
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RE: How Many Others Would Like To See - 10/9/2009 7:43:58 PM   
ShaharThorne


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Was the bike covered in seaweed as well?

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RE: How Many Others Would Like To See - 10/9/2009 7:44:56 PM   
sappatoti


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I was living in Jax Beach at the time. It was my birthday and I was still mourning the loss of someone close to me. Someone bought me a drink at the oceanside bar, then another came up and announced to all present that it was my birthday.

I have no idea what the hell I was drinking. I was on a mission.

After a while, I hopped on my mountain bike (a popular mode of transport living out on the beach), jumped it through the bar, over some boardwalk benches, and disappeared out into the sand. From there it was all a blur.

I woke up the next afternoon with the cops at the door. After they left, I noticed that not only was I covered in the nasty, smelly kelp, but the bike -- lying in the living room -- was entwined in the crap. My bed was covered with it and sand.

Going back to the bar the next night, I heard all sorts of stories about how I was weaving in and out of traffic on A-1-A, covered head to toe with this kelp. Apparently, I took the bike out into the water itself and rode through the low-tide kelp beds.

That's it. I've not been able to get the imagery of me weaving along A-1-A looking like something dredged out of a bad sci-fi movie.

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RE: How Many Others Would Like To See - 10/9/2009 7:47:17 PM   
Daddysredhead


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RE: How Many Others Would Like To See - 10/9/2009 7:50:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		Seems like there is always one that has to start with the SAR. Try to ask a serious question on here and they come out of the woodwork.

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RE: How Many Others Would Like To See - 10/9/2009 7:51:52 PM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		I have never been that tanked since. In fact, I think that was the last time.

Of course, there were those who tried to get me to think that I had done some other stuff, but since none of them could come up with the proof (photos), I'm sticking to the story that I only ticked off lovers on the beach and drivers on the road.



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RE: How Many Others Would Like To See - 10/9/2009 7:58:07 PM   
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ORIGINAL: AquarianMale53

Seems like there is always one that has to start with the SAR. Try to ask a serious question on here and they come out of the woodwork.


Sorry, we are the peanut gallery.  Most of us are severely allergic to serious.  It gives us a rash, and then we have to go to the free clinic, and then we have to abstain for a certain period of time... and frankly, this place is jam-packed with whores and sluts, and the whole idea of abstinence makes us twitch like we have a TENS unit hooked up to our genitals.  So.... you'll just have to forgive us while we grab our popcorn and ponder the image of Sappa The Sea Monster and all that goes with it...


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RE: How Many Others Would Like To See - 10/9/2009 7:59:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: AquarianMale53

Seems like there is always one that has to start with the SAR. Try to ask a serious question on here and they come out of the woodwork.


No more then all the other SAR's who continually post and whine about fakes, scammers, etc. It gets quite bloody annoying after the hundredth time


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