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Bubba died in a fire - 10/9/2009 10:58:47 PM

mydestiny2043

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Bubba died in a fire and his body
was burned pretty badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify
the body, so they sent for his two best
friends, Cooter and Willie.
(Willie's the one wearing the red hat)

The three men had always done everything
together.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician
pulled back the sheet,

Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty
bad but, you better roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said,
'Nope, ain't Bubba.'

The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Willie in to confirm the identity
of the body.

Willie looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty
well burnt up. Roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Willie said,
'No, it ain't Bubba.'

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

Willie said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.'

'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.

'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:

'There's Bubba with them two assholes.'

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RE: Bubba died in a fire - 10/10/2009 11:33:06 PM

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ty for this and the other funnies you posted. I enjoyed them very much. Master Jack

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RE: Bubba died in a fire - 10/11/2009 4:58:43 AM

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RE: Bubba died in a fire - 10/12/2009 10:19:25 AM

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Good one. Sort of reminds me of the one true Polish joke I know (I think).

I guess hooey is slang for penis, aka dick.

At a fair, of course there were some polizia, or (melizia ?) with dogs. A kid was going around looking in between dogs' legs all over the place. Someone asked him what the hell he was doing and he said "I heard there was a dog around here with two hooeys".

Hey, I didn't say it was good, but it was told to me by someone actually from Poland.

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RE: Bubba died in a fire - 10/12/2009 10:30:22 AM

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My favorite Polish joke --- also from some Poles

A newly married man ran to the police station screaming that his wife was trying to poison him. The police ask him why he believes his new wife is trying to kill him. His answer-----"There is a huge bottle of POLISH REMOVER on her dresser."

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RE: Bubba died in a fire - 10/12/2009 10:54:01 AM

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OK, that's two drum rolls.

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RE: Bubba died in a fire - 10/12/2009 10:45:08 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterJack53

ty for this and the other funnies you posted. I enjoyed them very much. Master Jack

Thanks,that was very nice of you to say.

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