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RE: Bad time - 10/10/2009 5:47:42 PM   
tazzygirl


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Status: offline 		no no no no... you gotta vary it... suck a lil.. lick a lil... nibble a lil... dang.. i gotta give classes now?!?!



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RE: Bad time - 10/10/2009 5:55:07 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

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how many of you want to see a real horse cock?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppppppppppp


I have.  But I used to take riding lessons with a chick that ran a horse rescue.



Is that what they call it now?



BRAT!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL
(all the horses *I* dealt with were geldings or mares....smartass..lol)


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RE: Bad time - 10/10/2009 6:02:27 PM   
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Just had a session with a local guy. Bad time. He was off the charts on the I can't shut the hell up meter. We had corresponded (by the way he's not on collarme) and made our likes and dislikes know. I love spanking, like oral and anal. Well his anal toys are all of the horsecock variety, he has no spanking skills, and has a nice cock but after an hour of sucking it's time to move on. Won't go back.


Even if all you wanted out of it was play, quite often a casual meet for coffee or similarwith no scening will yield better results.




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RE: Bad time - 10/10/2009 6:11:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		Or better yet, public meeting for coffee with POSSIBLY a scene to follow.  And follow your gut instincts.  Why the hell did'ja meet with him when you say "couldn't get him to shut up"?  There's YOUR red flag. Follow your guts.  And if you need sex only, post on Craig's list.  Plenty of blow-n-go offers and takers.  Plenty of spank-me-Daddy offers and takers. Er.... at least that's what I've heard happens there.... LOL!

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RE: Bad time - 10/10/2009 6:16:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		Tazzy: don't forget the balls.  Thursday nite, my SiT (Slave/Sub in Training - isn't that great?  I don't have to decide which he is for right now. LOL!) managed to get both my balls in his mouth at once.  And they ain't tiny...... Then he pulled the wrong way, I said "OWWwww," and went soft.  Well, he got the soft dick in there as well....

I think it's getting warm in here. Don't you?

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RE: Bad time - 10/10/2009 9:33:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		i meet friends for coffee, not prospects. if we can't sit down and converse over a meal or something along those lines i see little reason to meet at all.

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RE: Bad time - 10/10/2009 9:43:45 PM   
FullfigRIMAAM1


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Status: offline 		We've all had bad dates.    Whatyah want, a prize?     M

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RE: Bad time - 10/10/2009 9:49:25 PM   
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We've all had bad dates.    Whatyah want, a prize?     M


I am still trying to figure out why a date that included an hour of cock sucking is put in the "bad" category.

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RE: Bad time - 10/10/2009 9:59:11 PM   
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RE: Bad time - 10/10/2009 10:20:37 PM   
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Really, this is one of the better random silliness threads . . . . . At least it features plenty of head, lol . . ...

Using up more than an hour to give head? Um, yeah, there's a lot more down there than just a cock & balls . . . . There's the taint . . . . . & the pubic mound (guys have those too) . . . . . & that luscious crease between thigh & crotch, one on each side . . . . . . & rubbing face all over bits & pieces, that's nice . . . . . . & lots of creative things to be done with the mouth . . . . That in-out piston thing is only part of the fun . . . . .

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RE: Bad time - 10/10/2009 10:26:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

how many of you want to see a real horse cock?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppppppppppp




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RE: Bad time - 10/10/2009 10:27:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

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I am thinking, only an hour of sucking? WTF? Why even show up anywhere as a slave?

Ron

lol.. had the same thought... after an hour, im just warming up!

Whew, my jaw gives up the ghost.  Maybe I should go to the dentist..."hey doc, I can only give head for an hour!"  Maybe it's cock-TMJ.



You say that in jest, thorny... but I have the clicking jaw to prove it...  *how the hell to tell that the dentist you've been seeing for so long and used to go to church with?* 

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RE: Bad time - 10/10/2009 10:28:27 PM   
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Whew, my jaw gives up the ghost.  Maybe I should go to the dentist..."hey doc, I can only give head for an hour!"  Maybe it's cock-TMJ.


Hmmm.... not lockjaw...

Maybe it's cock-jaw? 

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RE: Bad time - 10/10/2009 10:31:02 PM   
DrkJourney


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Status: offline 		Sorry to hear you had a bad time.  Maybe the next one will be the one.  Gotta kiss a lot of frogs before you get the prince...lol

good luck out there

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RE: Bad time - 10/10/2009 10:35:39 PM   
DrkJourney


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ORIGINAL: DemonKia

FR, after lol read thru

Really, this is one of the better random silliness threads . . . . . At least it features plenty of head, lol . . ...

Using up more than an hour to give head? Um, yeah, there's a lot more down there than just a cock & balls . . . . There's the taint . . . . . & the pubic mound (guys have those too) . . . . . & that luscious crease between thigh & crotch, one on each side . . . . . . & rubbing face all over bits & pieces, that's nice . . . . . . & lots of creative things to be done with the mouth . . . . That in-out piston thing is only part of the fun . . . . .


hey, will you guys keep it down?????   Did I mention my husband/slave is deployed????  and b.o.b. just doesn't measure up?

geez, have some compassion....lol

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RE: Bad time - 10/10/2009 11:01:26 PM   
FullfigRIMAAM1


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ORIGINAL: AnimusRex
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We've all had bad dates.    Whatyah want, a prize?     M

I am still trying to figure out why a date that included an hour of cock sucking is put in the "bad" category.
Afraid I can't sympathize, as I would never suck anything for an hour...   On the other hand, I do agree receiving one hour or sucking or licking (whichever works for you), I can get down with, and would expect the giver to be greatful for the opportunity.
I'm guessing the OP wasn't as into that type of service as the recipient, especially given Op didn't receive proper warming spanking.     M

< Message edited by FullfigRIMAAM1 -- 10/10/2009 11:06:58 PM >

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RE: Bad time - 10/10/2009 11:32:30 PM   
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has a nice cock but after an hour of sucking


was that hour needed because there was no fantasy or didn't it get hard?
(serious question ofcourse)

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RE: Bad time - 10/10/2009 11:34:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

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I am thinking, only an hour of sucking? WTF? Why even show up anywhere as a slave?

Ron

lol.. had the same thought... after an hour, im just warming up!

Whew, my jaw gives up the ghost.  Maybe I should go to the dentist..."hey doc, I can only give head for an hour!"  Maybe it's cock-TMJ.



That reminds me of a Dorothy Parker quote... "I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others give me either stiff neck or lockjaw."

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RE: Bad time - 10/11/2009 3:44:33 AM   
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RE: Bad time - 10/11/2009 4:01:00 AM   
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no no no no... you gotta vary it... suck a lil.. lick a lil... nibble a lil... dang.. i gotta give classes now?!?!


  <-----takes notes..Lesse....you lick before you nibble but after you suck....


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