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LookieNoNookie -> I'm really fucking horny. (10/12/2009 7:45:42 PM)
I considered putting this under "Off Topic", because it doesn't really fit under "Random Stupidity".....I mean, I'm not really stupid, and while it's somewhat random...it actually happens fairly regularly (this). I considered "Health and Safety"....living in a rural area, I did consider some of the smaller farm animals in the neighborhood....(all are safely in their berths.....currently). I considered the "Introduce yourself" section...but too many people know this screen name to allow that to fly...."Positive Experiences" seemed a lost cause. I may possibly be a danger to myself..... If anyone see's a 40 foot semi truck with 32 - 55 gallon barrels of Vaseline.....with a really big "URGENT" sticker on the outside of the truck..... Send it....--------------> this way please.

ShaharThorne -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/12/2009 7:49:58 PM)
You got the PORS anyway... No one can't be hornier than me anyway...

GoddessImaginos -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/12/2009 7:51:09 PM)
Can too..

thornhappy -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/12/2009 7:51:28 PM)
Take the one with the KY instead. Much healthier.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/12/2009 7:52:39 PM)
Hmph. Horny. You have CATZ, you have cat food, nuff said.

lovingpet -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/12/2009 7:57:06 PM)
Look, now, I don't know what the freaking deal is, but horny has become pretty much my natural state of being and it's not even funny anymore. I had a 102 degree fever, stuffed up, headache, body aches, and exaughsted and was all trying to be sexy to lure hubby. It just ain't right, ain't normal, and is just plain disturbing! And I am sick and tired of answering the telephone only to find it's either Energizer or California Exotics wanting to know if I wish to benefit from my own spending by purchasing stock. It's starting to getting really freaking embarrassing! [:o] lovingpet

ShaharThorne -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/12/2009 7:57:25 PM)
Are they declawed..?

GoddessImaginos -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/12/2009 7:59:37 PM)
Can a Gal get NZ points for being horny? Just wondering..

lovingpet -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/12/2009 8:00:48 PM)
I think that would bankrupt the prize closet around this place......

GoddessImaginos -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/12/2009 8:02:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet I think that would bankrupt the prize closet around this place...... Damn. Back to the drawing board with Me, then..

DrkJourney -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/12/2009 8:04:01 PM)
Ha! amateurs......did I mention that my husband is DE FREAKIN PLOYED?????[:@]

GoddessImaginos -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/12/2009 8:04:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DrkJourney Ha! amateurs......did I mention that my husband is DE FREAKIN PLOYED?????[:@] God bless you, sugar..

ShaharThorne -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/12/2009 8:06:36 PM)
Look out, Lookie. You might have a taker...insert evil laughter

DrkJourney -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/12/2009 8:06:59 PM)
Thanks....five months into it already....

lovingpet -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/12/2009 8:08:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DrkJourney Ha! amateurs......did I mention that my husband is DE FREAKIN PLOYED?????[:@] Hugggggs darlin! With many a family member in the military myself, I know it's not easy! offers my biggest book of customer appreciation coupons from da toystore [;)] In all seriousness though, my thoughts are with you and yours. lovingpet

DrkJourney -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/12/2009 8:10:01 PM)
Thank you...you guys are so sweet....but your prayers better be with him for when he returns...the boy's gonna need some paramedics when I see him...and that's just in the airport terminal...lol

thornhappy -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/12/2009 8:18:07 PM)
Now remember, you're not supposed to make his willy catch fire when he gets back. Unless he has calluses.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/12/2009 8:22:28 PM)
Does anyone know how to contact NASA? (I'm fairly confident I could solve the whole "launching a satellite to Mars" thing).

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/12/2009 8:52:01 PM)
Okay....I've stopped being horny.....I'm testing Armor All now....I look rather remarkably shiny (presuming you don't take me over 35...prolonged). (Okay....I lied....I'm sill really fucking horny.....but I'm also really shiny now).

lovingpet -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/12/2009 9:18:22 PM)
Now all you need is some Gorilla Glue, a watermelon, and at least one goat and you are all set! [:D]

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