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DrkJourney -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/15/2009 8:57:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet quote: ORIGINAL: DrkJourney going vibe shopping....well join the club....lol ok, somebody tell me the cadillac of vibes, that weak ass trojan thing is a joke....I need something with some power...lol That, my dear, would be the infamous hitachi. To some, it is so powerful they must save themselves from its awesomeness. Hence why it is on my Naughty Santa list! hmmmm...in that case, I'll be ordering me one this weekend....hope it's a durable little fellar...lol edited to add, I just added it to my amazon cart...guess I'd better have it shipped here instead of having it shipped to my job, like I usually do with amazon....lol

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/16/2009 3:08:16 AM)
So what else is new? [:D]

porcelaine -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/16/2009 5:41:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet I have put a hitachi on my Naughty Santa list. And as for the sausage, nope won't be sharing.... Of course the problem comes in when that eggplant in my fridge starts giving me dirty looks because it's jealous of the sausage. I mean... for goodness sakes! An eggplant??? It couldn't possibly fit... uh..... could it???? [sm=idea.gif] wait for a coupon for drugstore.com and get it through them. they sell the attachments as well, though blowfish has others you might not see elsewhere. you will inevitably get used to it based on frequency. if you don't use the attachments it is possible to desensitize your clit. the little bugger does have some oomph. ponders the eggplant you know where my mind is going. i'm really curious about the fit because there is no way that could ever happen here. but hell, since you're a willing participant. just call me ahead of time so i can watch. [;)] porcelaine

DemonKia -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/16/2009 10:34:07 AM)
Look, Nookie, I don't know if anyone has told ya, but, dude, the name. My inner femdom, she looks at your name & starts thinking evil chastity thoughts. It's like yer beggin' the universe to deny you, with that name. Can I persuade you to try a different one? It could change your luck, your mindset, how you're being perceived. Maybe, IAmDaNookie or BringOnTheNook or ? . . . . . You're much cleverer that way than I, I trust you to come up with something profound & funny . . .. . But, can I just 'dom' you into contemplating upgrading the name to something that is about getting all the nookie you want & need? Please? unless the point of it all is the whinin' & bitchin' about not gettin' any; in which case, carry on

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/16/2009 6:05:33 PM)
No one cares....I could be ready to explode...holding a sign on I-5 and 45th....dirty tennis shoes....."Will work for pussy".....(that could be me you know....)...but noooooooooooooo.....you make light of my plight....

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/16/2009 6:09:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie No one cares....I could be ready to explode...holding a sign on I-5 and 45th....dirty tennis shoes....."Will work for pussy".....(that could be me you know....)...but noooooooooooooo.....you make light of my plight.... Well geez if you don't know what to do to relief the....errrr...suffering by now... just sayin....

lovingpet -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/16/2009 7:02:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: porcelaine quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet I have put a hitachi on my Naughty Santa list. And as for the sausage, nope won't be sharing.... Of course the problem comes in when that eggplant in my fridge starts giving me dirty looks because it's jealous of the sausage. I mean... for goodness sakes! An eggplant??? It couldn't possibly fit... uh..... could it???? [sm=idea.gif] wait for a coupon for drugstore.com and get it through them. they sell the attachments as well, though blowfish has others you might not see elsewhere. you will inevitably get used to it based on frequency. if you don't use the attachments it is possible to desensitize your clit. the little bugger does have some oomph. ponders the eggplant you know where my mind is going. i'm really curious about the fit because there is no way that could ever happen here. but hell, since you're a willing participant. just call me ahead of time so i can watch. [;)] porcelaine Actually, I haven't made a final determination on the eggplant. If I do, you will be the second to know. My partner will just have to trump you on that one! And Lookie, you may borrow my eggplant when I'm done, but you have to promise to returning as it, whole and unblemished. [:D] lovingpet

DemonKia -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/16/2009 7:03:22 PM)
Make light of your plight? I offered sincere advice . .. . . I tell ya, my inner femdom loves your suffering, it's true, so just never you mind your pointy lil head any . . .. . quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie No one cares....I could be ready to explode...holding a sign on I-5 and 45th....dirty tennis shoes....."Will work for pussy".....(that could be me you know....)...but noooooooooooooo.....you make light of my plight....

Lucylastic -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/16/2009 7:14:28 PM)
Kia, Im so glad Im not the only one enjoying Lookies frustration:) waves to all the ladies tooo Lucy

DrkJourney -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/16/2009 7:19:12 PM)
I've decided to do something about my....er...issue. So I've taken lovingpet's advice and ordered me that Christmas present early...lol Ordered it this morning, should be here in about a week...now if you'll excuse me I'll be waiting outside on the porch until it gets here

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/16/2009 7:28:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie No one cares....I could be ready to explode...holding a sign on I-5 and 45th....dirty tennis shoes....."Will work for pussy".....(that could be me you know....)...but noooooooooooooo.....you make light of my plight.... Well geez if you don't know what to do to relief the....errrr...suffering by now... just sayin.... I was going to go talk to the neighbors......any advice? (It's quite rural here).

DesFIP -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/16/2009 7:32:33 PM)
Baa. Just don't pick the ugliest one in the herd or everyone will laugh at you. Punch line of a very old joke.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/16/2009 7:33:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DemonKia Look, Nookie, I don't know if anyone has told ya, but, dude, the name. My inner femdom, she looks at your name & starts thinking evil chastity thoughts. It's like yer beggin' the universe to deny you, with that name. Can I persuade you to try a different one? It could change your luck, your mindset, how you're being perceived. Maybe, IAmDaNookie or BringOnTheNook or ? . . . . . You're much cleverer that way than I, I trust you to come up with something profound & funny . . .. . But, can I just 'dom' you into contemplating upgrading the name to something that is about getting all the nookie you want & need? Please? unless the point of it all is the whinin' & bitchin' about not gettin' any; in which case, carry on BringOnDaNook....I like that. MoNook is good. GoddaHaveDatNook might work. WillWorkForNook has a certain feel to it....INeedMoreNook.....that's the problem.....

porcelaine -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/16/2009 7:33:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet Actually, I haven't made a final determination on the eggplant. If I do, you will be the second to know. My partner will just have to trump you on that one! just keep me on the audio and video feed list and we'll call it even. [:D] porcelaine

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/16/2009 7:33:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie No one cares....I could be ready to explode...holding a sign on I-5 and 45th....dirty tennis shoes....."Will work for pussy".....(that could be me you know....)...but noooooooooooooo.....you make light of my plight.... Well geez if you don't know what to do to relief the....errrr...suffering by now... just sayin.... I was going to go talk to the neighbors......any advice? (It's quite rural here). That depends, are we talking human neighbours or animal...vegetable...or mineral?

lovingpet -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/16/2009 7:33:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP Baa. Just don't pick the ugliest one in the herd or everyone will laugh at you. Punch line of a very old joke. Now whose goat you callin ugly???? [>:] LOL

lovingpet -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/16/2009 7:34:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: porcelaine quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet Actually, I haven't made a final determination on the eggplant. If I do, you will be the second to know. My partner will just have to trump you on that one! just keep me on the audio and video feed list and we'll call it even. [:D] porcelaine Deal!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/16/2009 7:36:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie No one cares....I could be ready to explode...holding a sign on I-5 and 45th....dirty tennis shoes....."Will work for pussy".....(that could be me you know....)...but noooooooooooooo.....you make light of my plight.... Well geez if you don't know what to do to relief the....errrr...suffering by now... just sayin.... I was going to go talk to the neighbors......any advice? (It's quite rural here). That depends, are we talking human neighbours or animal...vegetable...or mineral? Ya know.....vegetables are people too.

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/16/2009 7:38:03 PM)
California Exotics puts out a wand called Miracle massager that I like better than a Hitachi. the power is just as good but the head feels much better and it doesn't get nearly as hot during longer play sessions.

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: I'm really fucking horny. (10/16/2009 7:39:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie Well geez if you don't know what to do to relief the....errrr...suffering by now... just sayin.... I was going to go talk to the neighbors......any advice? (It's quite rural here). That depends, are we talking human neighbours or animal...vegetable...or mineral? Ya know.....vegetables are people too. Oh? Do you think vegetarians are aware of this? It would, of course, leave them with nothing to eat....in theory of course.

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