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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/12/2009 10:14:08 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: lovingpet

Now all you need is some Gorilla Glue, a watermelon, and at least one goat and you are all set!


Can all this be done for under $116.84?

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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/13/2009 10:35:29 AM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		Maybe, if you just BORROW the goat...

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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/13/2009 10:37:32 AM   
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Status: offline 		gorilla glue, 8 bucks
watermelon, 3.98
goat, 24 dollars

the perpetual orgasm? priceless.

VisaMastercard, it's fucking you in every hole you want it to be.

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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/13/2009 11:04:39 AM   
sirsholly


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ORIGINAL: DrkJourney

Thank you...you guys are so sweet....but your prayers better be with him for when he returns...the boy's gonna need some paramedics when I see him...and that's just in the airport terminal...lol
a thanks to you both for his service


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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/13/2009 11:06:21 AM   
sirsholly


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


Okay....I've stopped being horny.....I'm testing Armor All now....I look rather remarkably shiny


i thought CD was the only one with a shiny head....


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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/13/2009 11:10:35 AM   
purepleasure


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Status: offline 		    pssst...holly, it's a different kind of head, but shiny nonetheless.

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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/13/2009 11:11:14 AM   
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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/13/2009 11:13:08 AM   
sirsholly


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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

    pssst...holly, it's a different kind of head, but shiny nonetheless.
oh

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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/13/2009 11:15:51 AM   
LadyHibiscus


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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/13/2009 11:30:09 AM   
lovingpet


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Maybe, if you just BORROW the goat...


That's what I was thinking too! That's just great! We are plotting evil here.....



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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/13/2009 11:38:21 AM   
LadyHibiscus


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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/13/2009 11:44:08 AM   
Kalista07


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Status: offline 		i have the solution for this problem....................

Do you have any beehives?

Kalithehelpful.

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RE: I'm really ####### horny. - 10/13/2009 11:46:31 AM   
Dnomyar


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Status: offline 		Mmmm I live in a rural area. The op is a amature when it comes to being horny.

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RE: I'm really ####### horny. - 10/13/2009 11:47:55 AM   
LadyHibiscus


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RE: I'm really ####### horny. - 10/13/2009 11:49:53 AM   
Dnomyar


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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/13/2009 11:51:37 AM   
purepleasure


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Status: offline 		When I first read the title to this thread, I thought Lookie got lucky at Disney World.  Then I remembered that Disney doesn't have a dwarf named Horny, but the *ahem* adult version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs does, but couldn't remember a gay scene in it.

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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/13/2009 5:29:09 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Maybe, if you just BORROW the goat...


Surely, in this day and age....there are goat borrowing resources.

< Message edited by LookieNoNookie -- 10/13/2009 5:30:44 PM >

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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/13/2009 5:34:07 PM   
DrkJourney


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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

Now remember, you're not supposed to make his willy catch fire when he gets back.  Unless he has calluses.


hey, he knew the risks when he married me....it's on him to fire proof...lol

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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/13/2009 5:37:13 PM   
DrkJourney


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

quote:

ORIGINAL: lovingpet

Now all you need is some Gorilla Glue, a watermelon, and at least one goat and you are all set!


Can all this be done for under $116.84?



oooook, I'm gonna need some pics....lol

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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/13/2009 5:38:53 PM   
DrkJourney


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: DrkJourney

Thank you...you guys are so sweet....but your prayers better be with him for when he returns...the boy's gonna need some paramedics when I see him...and that's just in the airport terminal...lol
a thanks to you both for his service



He's doing all the heavy lifting...but I will give him your regards...and I plan to thank him enough for the whole country....LOL

ok, I'll stop...lol

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