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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/13/2009 5:58:05 PM   
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Okay....I've stopped being horny.....I'm testing Armor All now....I look rather remarkably shiny



i thought CD was the only one with a shiny head....

pssssst don't forget about Mark, he'll be hurt you left him out


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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/13/2009 6:01:14 PM   
NormalOutside


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it's funny, though, I have to admit that.

I'm about as horny as a 34 year old dominant man from Canada would be if he had fucked a hot young submissive the night before AND enjoyed some porn earlier today.

(approximately)


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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/13/2009 6:02:56 PM   
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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/13/2009 6:06:41 PM   
NormalOutside


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Status: offline 		Am not. I just got some good news today and I may have had a few glasses of vodka. I'm forum-aly lubricated.

*slippery noises*

Is there a point to the thread? Or is this just where people say random things, talk about being horny, and make veiled jokes about farm animals? Not that I mind.

If we're horny, shouldn't we be posting hot pictures of our exes? Kidding. Unless you're gonna do it. (and they're girls)


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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/13/2009 6:24:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		Congrats on the good news Normal Outside.  I'm still envious of the whole orgasm thing you noted on the other thread and if your sub has any idea how she achieved such capabilities, inquiring Davans wish to know! 
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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/13/2009 6:37:17 PM   
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i used to respect You..
now i may have to harm You.
i think i should begin a movement to ban the *O Word* here forever more.
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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/15/2009 6:37:50 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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But wait....I'm still (3 days later) really horny.

I'm a danger to myself....and my cats.

I may buy a mini van!

(At this point....anything could happen).

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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/15/2009 6:44:50 PM   
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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/15/2009 7:34:13 PM   
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Don't forget to put a mattress in the back of the mini van...


I'm going to set up the entire back of it with at least 15 DC hookups.....

(It could snow, ya know).

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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/15/2009 7:38:26 PM   
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Look, now, I don't know what the freaking deal is, but horny has become pretty much my natural state of being and it's not even funny anymore. I had a 102 degree fever, stuffed up, headache, body aches, and exaughsted and was all trying to be sexy to lure hubby. It just ain't right, ain't normal, and is just plain disturbing! And I am sick and tired of answering the telephone only to find it's either Energizer or California Exotics wanting to know if I wish to benefit from my own spending by purchasing stock. It's starting to getting really freaking embarrassing!


*cackles* haven't i heard this before?

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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/15/2009 8:00:57 PM   
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Look, now, I don't know what the freaking deal is, but horny has become pretty much my natural state of being and it's not even funny anymore. I had a 102 degree fever, stuffed up, headache, body aches, and exaughsted and was all trying to be sexy to lure hubby. It just ain't right, ain't normal, and is just plain disturbing! And I am sick and tired of answering the telephone only to find it's either Energizer or California Exotics wanting to know if I wish to benefit from my own spending by purchasing stock. It's starting to getting really freaking embarrassing!


*cackles* haven't i heard this before?

porcelaine



I dunno. I can tell you one thing. If ever I find out which of these little monsters in my house has done broke my vibe...AGAIN...I cannot be held responsible for my actions. Heads are gonna roll. Speaking of, I have a big ole sausage and a banana waiting for my special sauce. Gotta run!

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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/15/2009 8:05:48 PM   
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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/15/2009 8:07:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lovingpet

I dunno. I can tell you one thing. If ever I find out which of these little monsters in my house has done broke my vibe...AGAIN...I cannot be held responsible for my actions. Heads are gonna roll. Speaking of, I have a big ole sausage and a banana waiting for my special sauce. Gotta run!


*lol* i almost felt your pain. my trusty hitachi is still in tact. *giddy grin*

as for the meat stick. have one on me.

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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/15/2009 8:09:29 PM   
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The Man has been sending me hot texts while I know he won't be back for the better part of a week. Isn't that cruel and unusual punishment and banned by the Geneva Convention?


Yes unless, of course, you did something silly like consentually give up that right. *smirkles*



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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/15/2009 8:12:43 PM   
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ORIGINAL: porcelaine

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ORIGINAL: lovingpet

I dunno. I can tell you one thing. If ever I find out which of these little monsters in my house has done broke my vibe...AGAIN...I cannot be held responsible for my actions. Heads are gonna roll. Speaking of, I have a big ole sausage and a banana waiting for my special sauce. Gotta run!


*lol* i almost felt your pain. my trusty hitachi is still in tact. *giddy grin*

as for the meat stick. have one on me.

porcelaine



I have put a hitachi on my Naughty Santa list. And as for the sausage, nope won't be sharing.... Of course the problem comes in when that eggplant in my fridge starts giving me dirty looks because it's jealous of the sausage. I mean... for goodness sakes! An eggplant??? It couldn't possibly fit... uh..... could it????

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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/15/2009 8:16:09 PM   
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The Man has been sending me hot texts while I know he won't be back for the better part of a week. Isn't that cruel and unusual punishment and banned by the Geneva Convention?


I feel your pain.  Mine does that to me and he's not coming back until March...and those sadistic morons are even thinking about April!!!  someone's gonna be in BIG trouble....lol

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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/15/2009 8:18:55 PM   
DrkJourney


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Status: offline 		going vibe shopping....well join the club....lol

ok, somebody tell me the cadillac of vibes, that weak ass trojan thing is a joke....I need something with some power...lol

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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/15/2009 8:19:32 PM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		You know Lookie honey, I was nearly arrested and deported for having certain fun little toys brought into Korea.  You really need to appreciate what you have here.  And would you please take some of that cash you make and go find you a damn fine woman to get busy with?  This is seriously not rocket science.  Heck, half the subbies I know want to switch sides just to get jiggy with you. 

Dang it... You had better get going... we need some seriously hot thread here.

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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/15/2009 8:21:57 PM   
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going vibe shopping....well join the club....lol

ok, somebody tell me the cadillac of vibes, that weak ass trojan thing is a joke....I need something with some power...lol


That, my dear, would be the infamous hitachi. To some, it is so powerful they must save themselves from its awesomeness. Hence why it is on my Naughty Santa list!



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RE: I'm really fucking horny. - 10/15/2009 8:34:57 PM   
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Congrats on the good news Normal Outside.  I'm still envious of the whole orgasm thing you noted on the other thread and if your sub has any idea how she achieved such capabilities, inquiring Davans wish to know! 
Davan


You mean the sleep orgasm thread?

Yeah, I think she ought to share.

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