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A Two Bagger? - 10/15/2009 9:50:29 AM

Mercnbeth

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A VERY ugly man walks into a bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a draft beer.

'What are you so happy about?', asks the Bartender.

'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man.. 'As you know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home from the bar, last night, I discovered a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free, and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house! We did everything; me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!'

'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!', exclaimed the Bartender. Was she pretty?'

'Don't know.. Never found her head."

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RE: A Two Bagger? - 10/15/2009 9:52:26 AM

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SICK!! SICK!!! LMAO!!

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RE: A Two Bagger? - 10/16/2009 3:12:35 PM

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X.x <<----my expression exactly. Followed by...

>.<

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RE: A Two Bagger? - 10/16/2009 6:34:34 PM

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