MarsBonfire -> RE: Why Do They Hate you. (10/17/2009 7:05:17 AM)
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Let's step into an alternate universe for a moment, and see what happens when that same question is asked of another man: LITTLE BOY: Mr. President, why does everyone hate you? BUSH: Well, heck, little kid... I'm not sure. I give everyone cute nicknames, and I try to be a real happy customer... some polls even say that most of the voting public would like to have a beer with me sometime... Maybe it's because I let Mr. Cheany run roughshod over the Constitution... or maybe it was that whole "startin' a war based on lies" thing... Or it coulda been that I turned America into a torture state... or that I'm tapping everyone's phones... or that people are disappearing off the streets, never to be heard from again... or that I'm giving HUGE tax breaks to my rich buddies, while I ask everyone else to take it up the ass.... 'Course, it coulda been because I got up in front of the UN, and told everyone they could either join us, or they could become our enemy... That seemed to piss some people off too...Then there's the whole "torpedoeing the economy thing..." LITTLE BOY: Uh, thanks Mr. President... BUSH: You're welcome, Little Feller... now, off to GITMO you go... can't have this conversation showing up on the 6:00 News, after all.
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