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Why dogs are better than men - 10/18/2009 11:24:14 PM

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*Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
*Dogs miss you when you're gone.
*You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
*Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
*Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.
*Dogs don't criticize your friends.
*Dogs admit when they're jealous.
*Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
*Dogs do not play games with you except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
*Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.
*Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
*No dog ever voted to confirm Clarence Thomas.
*You can train a dog.
*Dogs are easy to buy for.
*Dogs are good with kids.
*Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.
*You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
*Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
*The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK - The *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)
*Dogs understand what NO means.
*Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.
*Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.
*Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
*Dogs do not read at the table.
*Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
*You can house train a dog.
*You can force a dog to take a bath.
*Dogs don't correct your stories.
*Middle aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
*Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
*Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.
*Dogs admit it when they're lost.
*Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
*Dogs look at your eyes.
*Dogs like your size.
*Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
*Dogs take care of their own needs.
*Dogs are color blind.
*Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
*Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
*Dogs are nice to your relatives.
*Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.

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RE: Why dogs are better than men - 10/19/2009 1:06:15 AM

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is it sad that I like both lists? Maybe I should give up on people and become the "crazy dog lady" instead of the "crazy cat lady" lol

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RE: Why dogs are better than men - 10/19/2009 2:44:17 AM

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Or have both and be the crazy cool pet lady.Works for me.

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RE: Why dogs are better than men - 10/19/2009 3:32:13 PM

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Oh yeah, I'm definitely partial to cats, overall ... but then again, I like rats too ... lol, I'll just have a little zoo and start charging admission (I'm tempted to do that anyway, with all the critters we have)

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RE: Why dogs are better than men - 10/19/2009 5:09:12 PM

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A few accuracy updates....

*Dogs do not have problems licking themselves in public.[/font]
*Dogs growl and snarl when they're jealous.
*Dogs understand what NO means and still ignore it, just like men.
*Dogs look at your eyes......then sniff your butt
*Dogs take care of their own needs. as long as you feed, water, walk, bathe, etc. them.
*Dogs mean it when they kiss you after licking their butt.
*Dogs are nice to your relatives as long as they give them treats.

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RE: Why dogs are better than men - 10/19/2009 5:11:44 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mydestiny2043

*Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
*Dogs miss you when you're gone.
*You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
*Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
*Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.
*Dogs don't criticize your friends.
*Dogs admit when they're jealous.
*Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
*Dogs do not play games with you except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
*Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.
*Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
*No dog ever voted to confirm Clarence Thomas.
*You can train a dog.
*Dogs are easy to buy for.
*Dogs are good with kids.
*Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.
*You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
*Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
*The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK - The *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)
*Dogs understand what NO means.
*Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.
*Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.
*Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
*Dogs do not read at the table.
*Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
*You can house train a dog.
*You can force a dog to take a bath.
*Dogs don't correct your stories.
*Middle aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
*Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
*Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.
*Dogs admit it when they're lost.
*Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
*Dogs look at your eyes.
*Dogs like your size.
*Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
*Dogs take care of their own needs.
*Dogs are color blind.
*Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
*Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
*Dogs are nice to your relatives.
*Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.

Pffffffffffffft.

(Some dogs are better than others).

(And by the way....I'm VERY clear about when I need to go out).

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RE: Why dogs are better than men - 10/19/2009 5:59:06 PM

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Dogs rarely act like Women.

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RE: Why dogs are better than men - 10/19/2009 7:43:26 PM

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