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Why horses are better than men - 10/19/2009 7:13:32 PM

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A horse understands why shoes must come in sets of four
If a horse starts to stray, all you have to do is throw a rope over their neck.
A horse feels no need to sow his oats. He simply eats them.
You can lead a horse to water, but a man will insist on driving and get hopelessly lost
Next to a horse, a man must feel some how inadequate.
Horses are into a "stable" relationship
A woman can always be sure that her horse is properly groomed.
Horses are easier to "saddle"
A horse is never too busy to spend time with you
You can ride a horse all day long and will never get a complaint.
Horses look good in leather.
Horses don't mind if you ride another horse instead of them.

And more

If they don't work out you can sell them.
They don't come with in-laws.
You don't have to worry about your children looking like them.
You never have to iron their saddle pads.
If you get too fat for one you can shop for a bigger one.
They smell good when they sweat.
You can repair their "clothes" with duct tape.
It's possible to keep them from "jumping the fence".
You can force them to stay in good physical condition...with a whip if necessary.
They don't want their turn at the computer.
They turn white with age, but not bald.
They've never *heard* of PMS.
They learn to accept restraint.
They love to go trail riding.
They don't care what you look like, as long as you have a carrot

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RE: Why horses are better than men - 10/19/2009 7:32:21 PM

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NAYYYYY!! I say. NAYYYY!

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RE: Why horses are better than men - 10/19/2009 11:12:27 PM

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RE: Why horses are better than men - 10/20/2009 8:50:03 AM

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Top 10 Reasons Men May Prefer Guns Over Women....

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 . Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask,"Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN !!

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RE: Why horses are better than men - 10/20/2009 10:36:41 PM

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"Touchee"the variations are endless, but all funny as hell.

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