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RE: Improve my profile - 10/20/2009 2:14:48 PM   
mnottertail


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ORIGINAL: subtlebutterfly

damn..now I noticed..I got shoes like the OP'ss!!!!!!!!!!!! *feels no special no more*



If you got drawers like him, I am gonna beat your ass, I don't care what orientation you are, just for General Principles.

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RE: Improve my profile - 10/20/2009 2:24:45 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Now I gotta look at those drawers.

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RE: Improve my profile - 10/20/2009 2:27:48 PM   
subtlebutterfly


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Status: offline 		Ron you would like that wouldn't you..
Dammit gotta look at those drawers too ..........and I can proudly state that I don't have those kind of drawers

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RE: Improve my profile - 10/20/2009 2:30:59 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Neither do I. Nor do I have anything resembling those goofy shoes.......

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RE: Improve my profile - 10/20/2009 2:33:26 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		My suggestion for improving the profile.

Scrap the whole thing.  Between the three threads, you've done enough damage to the screen name anyway.


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RE: Improve my profile - 10/20/2009 2:36:05 PM   
subtlebutterfly


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Status: offline 		...a sneaker print on your assyou say!?!

kidding..honest

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RE: Improve my profile - 10/20/2009 2:48:43 PM   
sunshinemiss


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ORIGINAL: shirowantami

man this community is loving.


I think you should go visit the Goreans.  And THEN you'll see how loving we all are.  mmm hmmmm.












y'all were thinking it!

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RE: Improve my profile - 10/20/2009 2:50:28 PM   
LaTigresse


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

quote:

ORIGINAL: shirowantami

man this community is loving.


I think you should go visit the Goreans.  And THEN you'll see how loving we all are.  mmm hmmmm.


y'all were thinking it!


Oh that is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love it!


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RE: Improve my profile - 10/20/2009 3:08:33 PM   
sirsholly


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

quote:

ORIGINAL: shirowantami

man this community is loving.


I think you should go visit the Goreans
annnd be sure to tell then you read a book. They are rather impressed by things such as that.


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RE: Improve my profile - 10/20/2009 3:08:35 PM   
zephyroftheNorth


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

quote:

ORIGINAL: shirowantami

man this community is loving.


I think you should go visit the Goreans.  And THEN you'll see how loving we all are.  mmm hmmmm.












y'all were thinking it!


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RE: Improve my profile - 10/20/2009 3:10:18 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		naughty naughty, don't all you womens step on your own dicks, now.


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RE: Improve my profile - 10/20/2009 4:27:49 PM   
LadyChallene


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Status: offline 		I thought when Dominants became "Dominants", or confessed to being one, that somewhere in the written (and possibly lost or unwritten) Code of Conduct and Self-Control Manuals that ‘whining’ and ‘pissing and moaning’ when you don't or can't get your way fast enough -went the way of snotty, self-absorbed little teenage years.
 
I will also say this, since My two cents is already in the pot. From the sound of your oh so well put together profile, it seems that you are interested in things that are centered around a crowd that is young and possibly more materialistic then the more experienced – it won’t matter to you that they have waited longer then you have been whining, to find their happiness. If you think one of your better atributes is a cock shot, that only shows how deep into another you are wanting to go and you will be sorely disappointed in the crowd that you attract.  
 
Grow up and act like the person you are claiming to be.

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RE: Improve my profile - 10/20/2009 4:51:00 PM   
ANRsub


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Status: offline 		     No need to add to the carnage, those that have already responded have already put the contents, (AND the originator) in a blender and hit FRAPPE'!   About the only adjective-description I might add do the mayhem is "Wanna-be".


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RE: Improve my profile - 10/20/2009 5:52:31 PM   
sirsholly


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Status: offline 		why the hell is he improving his profile if he is leaving?

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RE: Improve my profile - 10/20/2009 5:55:21 PM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		OP, I'll give it a try. 

Your main pic isn't bad.  It shows you to be good looking.  Your other pic looks ridiculous.

Your opening paragraph says that you will not pay for anything.  I'm not sure how to say that without sounding snotty, but you didn't quite make it.  And why state that you refuse to kiss on the lips?  If you're the Dom, just don't do it - you don't need to announce it.

The next few paragraphs are random stuff.  It will make any woman think if she dated you, you'd spend the whole time talking about how many aardvarks could fit into a football field and what the genome sequence of a caterpillar is.  Then you include a link to a flowchart that again says you ain't payin' for nuttin'.

So what exactly COULD a woman expect if she dated you?  Quit saying what WON'T happen and paint a picture of what WILL. 




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RE: Improve my profile - 10/20/2009 6:25:38 PM   
DavanKael


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Status: offline 		It annoys me that you are unwilling to ask for help in a polite way.  You need to learn some manners. 
And why you got rid of the cock shot and left the lanky body shot with the doofy shirt and the floor debris is beyond me. 
Scrap the entire text portion and try again; you come across as a jerk with no car and no money who thinks that that should make someone want to submit to you.  Abject foolishness. 
Some things that go well in a profile:
Things that distinguish you from others
What your overall life goals are and how you are working to achieve them
What your interests are, vanilla and otherwise
What you are looking for specifically
What you have to offer
And, seriously, work on this whole asking a question issue you choose to have. 
  Davan



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RE: Improve my profile - 10/20/2009 8:59:36 PM   
DemonKia


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Status: offline 		Well, OP, I'd prefer to address you thru this thread, first of all . . . ..

(A) if there are any KinkySlutMarts on the planet, there'd certainly be a branch in the fine city of San Francisco. lol . . . . . Okay, probably the closest thing to an AmazonKinkdotcom, then, are FL & CM, & the nearest equivalent to the KinkySlutMart is the conglomeration of munches / classes / play parties / quasi-public dungeons & etc that will get repeated as a litany -- not that relationships can be acquired like some commodity, or at least not sustainably so . . . .

& (b) some people would really like to live in that Ground Zero of fetish -- SF -- & others live there & disparage what wealth of people & info lies around them to be learned from . . . . .

These forum posters can be very kind & polite, (c), when asked politely & nicely, when treated with respect. It's true that many like to toy with the trollishly inclined, but, after all, this is a gathering space of sadists & dominants amongst others . . . .. I posted a thread (ended up in Off Topic) recently asking for a critique of my profile & people were helpful & kind about it. In fact, with the exception of individuals with whom I have issues or who seem to have issues, I've found most people on here to be reasonably polite, even formally so, & fun, & intelligent, & very diverse, & profoundly loving & compassionate & empathic, at times . . . . & wittily, snarkily, cattily, evilly funny, a lot of the time . ... .

(D) getting to know some of the diversity of real people doing this BDSM stuff might help you figure out what your own non-stereotyped take on all this is -- mostly because most of the people who actually do this stuff are not stereotypes, & I've learned all kinds of very unique takes on kink, fetish & etc from hanging out at munches & etc . . . . . The place that is saturated with BDSM cliches is porn. If that's where you're getting some or much of your notions of BDSM, well, yeah, that stuff is very generic & lacking in intelligence, wit, imagination, & stacks of other stuff. But the chicks do have that consistent appearance thing & the guys do have big dicks & a vast willingness to consume Viagra . . . . .

Patience, persistence, doing one's homework, laboring to add to one's skills, casting one's net widely . . .. . There's a ton of info available about how to win friends, influence people, get yer money fer nothin' & yer chicks for free. I've done my due diligence, & chicks (& adorable twinks) dig me, so if an ugly old fat chick like me can have her fans, a reasonably attractive young man such of yourself can do better than you report . . . . . . .

I have to say that, personally, while I do have a bit of a you-must-be-this-pretty-to-ride policy in effect (especially with men), kindness, gentleness, willingness to learn, sense of humor, & a whole host of other personality factors weigh much more heavily.

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RE: Improve my profile - 10/20/2009 9:04:45 PM   
yourdarkdesire


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Status: offline 		Well done Kia!!!!

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RE: Improve my profile - 10/20/2009 9:06:13 PM   
sirsholly


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ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire

Well done Kia!!!!
very!!

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RE: Improve my profile - 10/20/2009 11:07:05 PM   
DemonKia


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From: Chico, Nor-Cali
Status: offline 		Aw, shucks . . .. .

*toes tuft of grass*

I learned the drill from y'all . . . . .

*curtsies*


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