I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit

Page: [1] 2 3 next > >>

Login

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit - 10/20/2009 7:09:42 PM

DavanKael

Posts: 3072
Joined: 10/6/2007
Status: offline

Inspired by the kid who had a hissy fit all over CM today, I have created the following thread.
Y'all are invited to express what you wish to have a hissy fit over.
Afterall, the kid shouldn't have a corner on the market for hissy fits! :>

After a glorious few weeks off, I am starting a new job tomorrow. I wish to have a hissy fit at the prospect of having a commute, needing to be in an office, and overall about being back in the grown-up workforce again. < pout > I'm not offended about having a paycheck again, though would like to get one for simply being the cool me that I am, lol! Waiting is.

Davan

_____________________________

May you live as long as you wish & love as long as you live
-Robert A Heinlein

It's about the person & the bond,not the bondage
-Me

Waiting is

170NZ (Aka:Sex God Du Jour) pts

Jesus,I've ALWAYS been a deviant
-Leadership527,Jeff

Post #: 1

RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit - 10/20/2009 7:12:11 PM

Daddysredhead

Posts: 23574
Joined: 11/6/2005
From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia
Status: offline

Davan,

Just a question here, please. Since I'm from the South, would it be all right to use a "Southernism" in this thread, as a term of art, so to speak? I do not have hissy fits. I actually "pitch a tizzy."

Please advise so I know whether I may reply.

Thank you.
Red

_____________________________

Founding Member, Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's

Do not challenge me to a battle of wits & come to fight unarmed.

Are you really that stupid? ~ Bless your heart

13th doughnut

(in reply to DavanKael)

Post #: 2

RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit - 10/20/2009 7:13:47 PM

GoddessImaginos

Posts: 1493
Joined: 8/5/2009
From: A small blue planet near Alpha Centauri
Status: offline

hey red, I thought that was "thowed a fit"..

_____________________________

Delicious and nutritious, does NOT taste like canoli.
~member:Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's/Mouthy Wenches having been ModSpanked
~10 fluffy points
~RJD RIP xoxo

(in reply to Daddysredhead)

Post #: 3

RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit - 10/20/2009 7:16:40 PM

GoddessImaginos

Posts: 1493
Joined: 8/5/2009
From: A small blue planet near Alpha Centauri
Status: offline

I would like to have a bigger hissy fit than My 2-yr-old grandson is having right now in the other room, because it is bedtime and he does not wish it.. no wait *shhh*.. it just went quiet. Maybe My duct tape suggestion worked after all..

_____________________________

Delicious and nutritious, does NOT taste like canoli.
~member:Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's/Mouthy Wenches having been ModSpanked
~10 fluffy points
~RJD RIP xoxo

(in reply to GoddessImaginos)

Post #: 4

RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit - 10/20/2009 7:17:07 PM

LadyPact

Posts: 32566
Status: offline

My hiss fit is regarding the lack of aspirin. My head hurts from repeatedly banging it into the desk. I spent a whole six hours wanting an aspirin, but nobody plopped a couple down in My lap while I was sitting here. Yep, right here in front of the computer, where I could have used google and found locations to procure aspirin Myself. Why isn't anybody rushing here to give Me all of the aspirin and attention that I want?

Oh, and the people who have aspirin, I don't want to hear from you. Nope. Not any of you who have ever taken aspirin in your life. You don't know Me, so you wouldn't know a thing about how aspirin is what I want. I figure the longer I whine about it, the aspirin will just appear.

_____________________________

The crowned Diva of Destruction. ~ ExT

Beach Ball Sized Lady Nuts. ~ TWD

Happily dating a new submissive. It's official. I've named him engie.

Please do not send me email here. Unless I know you, I will delete the email unread

(in reply to DavanKael)

Post #: 5

RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit - 10/20/2009 7:18:07 PM

DavanKael

Posts: 3072
Joined: 10/6/2007
Status: offline

Red, rock on with that pitchin a tizzy.

Davan

_____________________________

May you live as long as you wish & love as long as you live
-Robert A Heinlein

It's about the person & the bond,not the bondage
-Me

Waiting is

170NZ (Aka:Sex God Du Jour) pts

Jesus,I've ALWAYS been a deviant
-Leadership527,Jeff

(in reply to LadyPact)

Post #: 6

RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit - 10/20/2009 7:18:35 PM

LadyHibiscus

Posts: 27124
Joined: 8/15/2005
From: Island Of Misfit Toys
Status: offline

HARUMPH!!! I wish to share the DISGRUNTLEMENT of having a BORKED COMPUTER!!! WHY the black screen of nothingness??? What did we do to deserve this? Sure, I am grateful for my six yr old laptop but DANG!!

I am also disgruntled that the men I reeeeely like live too far away. And that I have to turn in my beloved Impala next week.

GAH!!

_____________________________

[page 23 girl]

(in reply to GoddessImaginos)

Post #: 7

RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit - 10/20/2009 7:21:04 PM

DavanKael

Posts: 3072
Joined: 10/6/2007
Status: offline

LadyPact, I almost fell out of my chair laughing!
Davan

_____________________________

May you live as long as you wish & love as long as you live
-Robert A Heinlein

It's about the person & the bond,not the bondage
-Me

Waiting is

170NZ (Aka:Sex God Du Jour) pts

Jesus,I've ALWAYS been a deviant
-Leadership527,Jeff

(in reply to LadyHibiscus)

Post #: 8

RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit - 10/20/2009 7:21:53 PM

MistressLavinia

Posts: 1110
Joined: 3/6/2009
From: DFWM in the Land of LaviKinks
Status: offline

I couldnt reply to the kid having the hissy fit, because I was having a hissy fit over his hissy fit. Things like that give me a hissy fit. Excessive drama over b.s. I get in such a complete hissy fit, I have to block out the hissers, and deal with something more productive.

Thank you for letting me now throw my "shitfit" over the hissyfit.

Lavinia---<3

_____________________________

If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don’t eat it: It’s probably poison:
~I am: ~Petal-icious~Bitch with Tits~
~ Ravager ~Sovereign~ LaviKinKs

(in reply to LadyHibiscus)

Post #: 9

RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit - 10/20/2009 7:22:03 PM

Daddysredhead

Posts: 23574
Joined: 11/6/2005
From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: GoddessImaginos

hey red, I thought that was "thowed a fit"..

Well there is that, but I like to think that I'm a little more "evolved" in my crazy.

_____________________________

Founding Member, Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's

Do not challenge me to a battle of wits & come to fight unarmed.

Are you really that stupid? ~ Bless your heart

13th doughnut

(in reply to GoddessImaginos)

Post #: 10

RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit - 10/20/2009 7:22:04 PM

LadyHibiscus

Posts: 27124
Joined: 8/15/2005
From: Island Of Misfit Toys
Status: offline

I am allergic to aspirin.

_____________________________

[page 23 girl]

(in reply to DavanKael)

Post #: 11

RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit - 10/20/2009 7:23:03 PM

fluffypet61

Posts: 28879
Joined: 12/25/2006
From: New Jersey
Status: offline

i don't have aspirin ... i don't get headaches...

WHY CAN'T i HAVE A HEADACHE JUST LIKE LADYPACT???

i want a headache right now ...Why can't i have a headache?

You get all the headaches, Lady Pact. Why can't i have one?

Do you have something against old women???

Do you have something against slaves?

_____________________________

fluffy

"an exuberant example of libido continuing along regardless of age" - Kia

"Commandment Number One for any truly civilized society is this: Let people be different." -David Grayson

(in reply to LadyPact)

Post #: 12

RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit - 10/20/2009 7:23:29 PM

GoddessImaginos

Posts: 1493
Joined: 8/5/2009
From: A small blue planet near Alpha Centauri
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

My hiss fit is regarding the lack of aspirin. My head hurts from repeatedly banging it into the desk. I spent a whole six hours wanting an aspirin, but nobody plopped a couple down in My lap while I was sitting here. Yep, right here in front of the computer, where I could have used google and found locations to procure aspirin Myself. Why isn't anybody rushing here to give Me all of the aspirin and attention that I want?

Oh, and the people who have aspirin, I don't want to hear from you. Nope. Not any of you who have ever taken aspirin in your life. You don't know Me, so you wouldn't know a thing about how aspirin is what I want. I figure the longer I whine about it, the aspirin will just appear.

Here LP, have a Goody powder. They thumb their imperialistic noses at plain ol' aspirin. I, however, would like to have a hissy about the way they tend to eat the lining of the stomach and cause liver issues if taken too regularly for too long..

_____________________________

Delicious and nutritious, does NOT taste like canoli.
~member:Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's/Mouthy Wenches having been ModSpanked
~10 fluffy points
~RJD RIP xoxo

(in reply to LadyPact)

Post #: 13

RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit - 10/20/2009 7:24:13 PM

DesFIP

Posts: 25191
Joined: 11/25/2007
From: Apple County NY
Status: offline

Can you pitch a tizzy if nobody goes "bless your heart".

I shall hissy fit it over the fact that this computer needs to go into the shop. It's freezing up several times a day despite the fact I have an antivirus, a registry cleaner, and two different antimalwares on it.

You know what that means, don't you? Forum withdrawal, sob.

_____________________________

Slave to laundry

Cynical and proud of it!

(in reply to LadyHibiscus)

Post #: 14

RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit - 10/20/2009 7:25:24 PM

GoddessImaginos

Posts: 1493
Joined: 8/5/2009
From: A small blue planet near Alpha Centauri
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

HARUMPH!!! I wish to share the DISGRUNTLEMENT of having a BORKED COMPUTER!!! WHY the black screen of nothingness??? What did we do to deserve this? Sure, I am grateful for my six yr old laptop but DANG!!

I am also disgruntled that the men I reeeeely like live too far away. And that I have to turn in my beloved Impala next week.

GAH!!

I haz a borked computer too. It blew up the other night, complete with sparks and magic smelly blue smoke and everything. Want to throw a duet?

_____________________________

Delicious and nutritious, does NOT taste like canoli.
~member:Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's/Mouthy Wenches having been ModSpanked
~10 fluffy points
~RJD RIP xoxo

(in reply to LadyHibiscus)

Post #: 15

RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit - 10/20/2009 7:27:02 PM

LadyPact

Posts: 32566
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: DavanKael

LadyPact, I almost fell out of my chair laughing!
Davan

I'm glad you liked it, Davan. Also, I wanted to wish you good luck on your first day tomorrow. Knock 'em dead. (In the non kinky type way, of course.

)

_____________________________

The crowned Diva of Destruction. ~ ExT

Beach Ball Sized Lady Nuts. ~ TWD

Happily dating a new submissive. It's official. I've named him engie.

Please do not send me email here. Unless I know you, I will delete the email unread

(in reply to DavanKael)

Post #: 16

RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit - 10/20/2009 7:27:11 PM

LadyHibiscus

Posts: 27124
Joined: 8/15/2005
From: Island Of Misfit Toys
Status: offline

MY computer did not blow smoke and sparklies!!! It even fails at BORKING!!!

_____________________________

[page 23 girl]

(in reply to GoddessImaginos)

Post #: 17

RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit - 10/20/2009 7:27:50 PM

porcelaine

Posts: 5020
Joined: 7/24/2006
Status: offline

i'd like to have a cup of coffee but it is too late. i don't want to move from bed at all. nor am in the mood to get up and make a fresh pot. i could really use a slave.

now i'm getting pissed. if the slave was here i'd send them to starbucks instead. which is only a block away. but no can do. which leaves me with the fit i'm too darned tired to have. so i'll roll my eyes instead and pout a tad. shitters.

porcelaine

< Message edited by porcelaine -- 10/20/2009 7:28:35 PM >

_____________________________

His will; my fate.

(in reply to DavanKael)

Post #: 18

RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit - 10/20/2009 7:28:27 PM

DavanKael

Posts: 3072
Joined: 10/6/2007
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

quote:

ORIGINAL: DavanKael

LadyPact, I almost fell out of my chair laughing!
Davan

I'm glad you liked it, Davan. Also, I wanted to wish you good luck on your first day tomorrow. Knock 'em dead. (In the non kinky type way, of course. )

Thank you!!!

Davan

_____________________________

May you live as long as you wish & love as long as you live
-Robert A Heinlein

It's about the person & the bond,not the bondage
-Me

Waiting is

170NZ (Aka:Sex God Du Jour) pts

Jesus,I've ALWAYS been a deviant
-Leadership527,Jeff

(in reply to LadyPact)

Post #: 19

RE: I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit - 10/20/2009 7:29:29 PM

DavanKael

Posts: 3072
Joined: 10/6/2007
Status: offline

I like this evolution of different terminologies for pitchin a fit! :>
Davan

_____________________________

May you live as long as you wish & love as long as you live
-Robert A Heinlein

It's about the person & the bond,not the bondage
-Me

Waiting is

170NZ (Aka:Sex God Du Jour) pts

Jesus,I've ALWAYS been a deviant
-Leadership527,Jeff

(in reply to DavanKael)

Post #: 20

Page: [1] 2 3 next > >>

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> I Wish to Have a Hissy Fit

Page: [1] 2 3 next > >>

Jump to:

New Messages	No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages	Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages	Locked w/o New Messages

Post New Thread

Reply to Message

Post New Poll

Submit Vote

Delete My Own Post

Delete My Own Thread

Rate Posts

Collarchat.com © 2025

Terms of Service

0.080