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Maxines view on passing gas - 11/1/2009 7:36:32 AM

mydestiny2043

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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly
realized I desperately needed to fart.
The music was really, really loud, so
I timed my farts with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better
and feeling really good about my ingenious
method of covering my indiscretion.
I finished my pint and then noticed that
everybody in the pub was staring at me.

That's when I suddenly remembered that
I was listening to my iPod !!!

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RE: Maxines view on passing gas - 11/1/2009 8:35:10 AM

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I love Maxine!

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RE: Maxines view on passing gas - 11/1/2009 4:47:30 PM

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LOL

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RE: Maxines view on passing gas - 11/1/2009 11:08:47 PM

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Me to, I want to be like her when I get old!

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RE: Maxines view on passing gas - 11/3/2009 6:46:28 AM

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Maxine is the BEST

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