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spankhappyjack - 11/1/2009 4:00:13 PM   
spankhappyjack


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Status: offline 		about my fling

TIE ME UP!!

SPANK MY BUT!!

MAKE IT BEET RED!!

GRAB MY BALLS!!

MAKE ME BEG YOU!!

TO SUCK YOUR PUSSY!!

OR SUCK YOUR COCK!!

INVITE YOUR FRIENDS!!

FEMALE & MALE!!

LETS HAVE A PARTY!!

I WILL BE YOUR!!

PARTY FAVOR!!

PLAY GAMES WITH MY BODY!!

USE WHIP'S & PADDLES!!

PUT CLOTHESPINS ALL OVER ME!!

INCLUDING MY COCK & BALLS!!

USE HOT WAX ON ME!!

MAKE ME BEG YOU TO

FUCK MY ASS WITH STRAPONS!!

OR WITH WITH ALL YOUR COCKS!!

I MUST BE BLINDFOLDED!!

SO I WONT KNOW WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN!!

AND TIED UP SO I CANNOT MOVE AN INCH TO

AVOID ANYTHING THAT IS DONE TO ME!!

USE YOUR IMAGINATION!!

YOU CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!

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RE: spankhappyjack - 11/1/2009 4:02:32 PM   
mnottertail


Posts: 60698
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Status: offline 		Is our entire life going to be a series of oneliners? (some of them mispelled?)

mother told me there would be days like this.

welcome.

Ron

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RE: spankhappyjack - 11/1/2009 4:07:04 PM   
CarrieO


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quote:

ORIGINAL: spankhappyjack

USE YOUR IMAGINATION!!



How unfortunate that you couldn't use yours and had to resort to posting your profile instead.

Now, turn off the computer and get ready for bed...its a school night. 

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RE: spankhappyjack - 11/1/2009 4:12:39 PM   
Venatrix


Posts: 2238
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Status: offline 		You know what I like about the OP?  There isn't a trace of "do-me" there at all.  Not one bit.  It's all about how he can serve the woman of his dreams and focus on her needs.  It's almost making my eyes water, it's so touching.

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RE: spankhappyjack - 11/1/2009 4:21:14 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		I'm going to attribute it to a high sugar induced lack of common sense brought on by eating too much Halloween candy.

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RE: spankhappyjack - 11/1/2009 4:45:24 PM   
Lockit


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Status: offline 		Personally... I think he is already someone we know... playing. Enjoy yourself 'jack'...

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RE: spankhappyjack - 11/1/2009 4:46:13 PM   
VeryMercurial


Posts: 620
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Status: offline 		Just another typical submissive male on here, no big deal.
lol
Hi spankhappyjack, did you forget any other ways you want to serve?

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RE: spankhappyjack - 11/1/2009 4:48:02 PM   
tornaway


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   AND it's mostly capitalized , making it nothing less than a list of orders for that "lucky" someone who takes him on !

  Whoopee f---in do !      How very unappealing .    

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RE: spankhappyjack - 11/1/2009 4:48:49 PM   
mnottertail


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quote:

ORIGINAL: spankhappyjack

about my fling

YOU CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!





Unfortunately for you, it looks like you can't, this go around, pal. Looks like you are all in, and your date has ordered the lobster, do you feel me?

Ron(ne)


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RE: spankhappyjack - 11/1/2009 4:57:14 PM   
zephyroftheNorth


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From: The Great Frozen North
Status: offline 		Wow....just, wow....oh ladies I had no idea.....

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RE: spankhappyjack - 11/1/2009 5:00:32 PM   
BoiJen


Posts: 2608
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Status: offline 		Why do I always have to be right?

boi


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RE: spankhappyjack - 11/1/2009 5:01:28 PM   
zephyroftheNorth


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Status: offline 		It must be a terrible burden *grins*

zeph


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RE: spankhappyjack - 11/1/2009 5:32:32 PM   
BoiJen


Posts: 2608
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Status: offline 		The worst.

boi


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RE: spankhappyjack - 11/1/2009 5:42:51 PM   
SylvereApLeanan


Posts: 8275
Joined: 11/1/2007
From: Hell
Status: offline 		Too long; didn't read.
 
Next.

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RE: spankhappyjack - 11/1/2009 5:50:35 PM   
zephyroftheNorth


Posts: 8159
Joined: 10/5/2009
From: The Great Frozen North
Status: offline 		This is why I don't strive for perfection, that and being basically lazy. How's the world domination thing coming along? When you get to Canada stop by and say hi.

zeph


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And there's a smile when the pain comes
The pain gonna make ev'rything alright ~ Black Crows

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Charter member: Lance's Fag Hags
Member: Subbie Mafia
Member: Hibbie's Hotties

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RE: spankhappyjack - 11/1/2009 6:13:03 PM   
Lashra


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RE: spankhappyjack - 11/1/2009 6:56:49 PM   
BoiJen


Posts: 2608
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Status: offline 		It's going quite well actually. We've conquered the outer planets and their moons (Universal Domination). South Florida is coming along quite well. I'm actually meeting with the fan club contingent in Philly this week to speak about the movement in the tri state area and may make an appearance in Baltimore Friday evening. The fan club grows daily.

boi
If you don't hear from us, then we're succeeding 

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RE: spankhappyjack - 11/2/2009 1:56:09 AM   
sirsholly


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From: Quietville
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

I'm going to attribute it to a high sugar induced lack of common sense brought on by eating too much Halloween candy.
Red Dye #40.

Makes 'em goofy.


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RE: spankhappyjack - 11/2/2009 3:06:20 AM   
Lashra


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quote:

do you feel me?


Hey Ronne if he does feel ya up, make sure to take some pics ok?



~Lashra

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RE: spankhappyjack - 11/2/2009 3:22:46 AM   
zephyroftheNorth


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From: The Great Frozen North
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quote:

ORIGINAL: BoiJen

It's going quite well actually. We've conquered the outer planets and their moons (Universal Domination). South Florida is coming along quite well. I'm actually meeting with the fan club contingent in Philly this week to speak about the movement in the tri state area and may make an appearance in Baltimore Friday evening. The fan club grows daily.

boi
If you don't hear from us, then we're succeeding 


The thing I don't understand is why this hasn't made the news, surely it's worth a mention? Best of luck and watch out for the asteroids!

zeph


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