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OH LORDY ! any one ever try one of these? - 11/1/2009 5:26:29 PM

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Looks like fun!

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=17045

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RE: OH LORDY ! any one ever try one of these? - 11/2/2009 12:18:02 AM

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That is an interesting looking toy that I wished I could offer on my web site.

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RE: OH LORDY ! any one ever try one of these? - 11/2/2009 4:20:02 AM

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that's the scariest toy I've ever seen...

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RE: OH LORDY ! any one ever try one of these? - 11/3/2009 12:18:45 PM

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Fuckingmachines.com has a similar machine
http://img.kink.com/imagedb/3948/v/h/320/3948_3.mpg

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RE: OH LORDY ! any one ever try one of these? - 11/3/2009 12:23:04 PM

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oh gawd that video is hilarious..
I'd love having either of those machines next to me..in bed..very comfy bedmates fo'sho...uhm
I don't think so..I'd be too busy laughing my ass off.

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RE: OH LORDY ! any one ever try one of these? - 11/4/2009 12:07:56 PM

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I see stuff like that and wonder who in the world sits around thinking these things up...

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RE: OH LORDY ! any one ever try one of these? - 11/4/2009 12:26:10 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse
who in the world sits around thinking these things up...

right? my guess is they are male. Eh.. its good work if you can get it.

I for one am intrigued by fucking machines. In the privacy of my own bed where i can just use my fingers to make myself come they seem pointless. But I am exhibitionist. With machines like the one in the video, I would need at LEAST one other person there watching me and Master would have to be the one manning the on off switch. Not going to lie though, it looks like it feels damn good.

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RE: OH LORDY ! any one ever try one of these? - 11/4/2009 2:44:05 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: rob425

Fuckingmachines.com has a similar machine
http://img.kink.com/imagedb/3948/v/h/320/3948_3.mpg

You beat me to it, that was exactly my response to "the scariest toy I've ever seen". There's also a version with paddles: http://news.behindkink.com/blog/default/2007/10/15/FuckingMachines-com-Introduces-the-i-Chainsaw-Masochist-i

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RE: OH LORDY ! any one ever try one of these? - 11/4/2009 6:12:50 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: rob425
Fuckingmachines.com has a similar machine
http://img.kink.com/imagedb/3948/v/h/320/3948_3.mpg

My issue, as a lesbian and as a girl who thinks she's a darned cunning linguist, is that real, high-quality oral sex doesn't involve sticking your tongue out of your mouth six inches to lick. I think the only good reason to do that is for the camera angle on a porn shoot, honestly. This toy is kind of like a succession of the "porn star does cunnilingus shot" tongues.

I guess the point of these tongue machines is not the sensation, but rather that they stimulate the erotic imagination.

On the other hand, something like a Sybian is a darn good time, so maybe it's a matter of taste.

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RE: OH LORDY ! any one ever try one of these? - 11/4/2009 8:38:25 PM

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There needs to be some sucking involved in good oral and some kissing too maybe some nibbles and of course non monotonous tongue movement. But I don't think of the machine as simulating realistic oral, I think of it as a bunch of soft, spongey paddles striking the clit in quick succession. Very, very quick succession. The speed of a vibe with the feel of a light slap. Umm yes please, thank you. Won't buy one. Would use it though.

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RE: OH LORDY ! any one ever try one of these? - 11/5/2009 5:52:04 AM

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RE: OH LORDY ! any one ever try one of these? - 11/5/2009 10:54:58 PM

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Rest assured, someone somewhere in this whole world has find a way to use it to get off or lick postage stamps. Since most postage stamps are self-adhering these days; it leaves one and only one option. Hanging wall paper.

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RE: OH LORDY ! any one ever try one of these? - 11/6/2009 8:26:26 PM

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Think chainsaw engine !
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RE: OH LORDY ! any one ever try one of these? - 11/6/2009 8:34:31 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: rob425

Fuckingmachines.com has a similar machine
http://img.kink.com/imagedb/3948/v/h/320/3948_3.mpg

awesome indeed!

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RE: OH LORDY ! any one ever try one of these? - 11/9/2009 10:20:14 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: rob425

Fuckingmachines.com has a similar machine
http://img.kink.com/imagedb/3948/v/h/320/3948_3.mpg

I love the fact that she's laughing. I couldn't' take that thing seriously, either. It looks far more SCARY than sexy.

All I could think was "tongue chainsaw" *shudders*

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RE: OH LORDY ! any one ever try one of these? - 11/10/2009 10:47:34 AM

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I don't think of the machine as simulating realistic oral, I think of it as a bunch of soft, spongey paddles striking the clit in quick succession. Very, very quick succession. The speed of a vibe with the feel of a light slap. Umm yes please, thank you.