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DaftBloke -> Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 3:51:35 AM)
Let's have a cigarette, it's normally the best part with you! Never mind, I'm sure it wasn't your fault. Good luck in losing your cherry. (Does this count?)

RapierFugue -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 3:56:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaftBloke Let's have a cigarette, it's normally the best part with you! Never mind, I'm sure it wasn't your fault. Good luck in losing your cherry. (Does this count?) I used to know a bloke who once picked up a girl while pissed out of his skull, took her home, made the Beast WIth Two Backs and, afterwards, she casually said "I've had more fun sitting on a washing machine" [:D]

RapierFugue -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 4:00:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaftBloke Let's have a cigarette, it's normally the best part with you! Never mind, I'm sure it wasn't your fault. Good luck in losing your cherry. (Does this count?) I've just remembered another one, but I'm not sure if it counts coz it wasn't said at the time. Mate picked up a girl of rather loose values [1] in a pub. When we saw him the next day we asked if he'd had a fun time. "No", he said, "bloody awful - it was like dangling a maggot in a dustbin". [1] the sort of girl an aussie mate of mine used to refer to as "a box of assorted creams"

DaftBloke -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 5:48:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RapierFugue I used to know a bloke who once picked up a girl while pissed out of his skull, took her home, made the Beast WIth Two Backs and, afterwards, she casually said "I've had more fun sitting on a washing machine" [:D] Hey, we all get our jollies in different ways. Next time he knows to sit her on a washing machine.

Vendaval -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 6:32:43 AM)
Fast Reply - Can you send in a relief pitcher? [:D]

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 6:36:45 AM)
Is that it?[:-]

Hillwilliam -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 6:44:29 AM)
How about this one? "your sister gives better head"

onlyfreelycaged -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 6:45:54 AM)
after having sex with someone thee times, I asked "can you do anything right naked?"

angelikaJ -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 6:58:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: onlyfreelycaged after having sex with someone thee times, I asked "can you do anything right naked?" And they lived happily ever after! [8\|]

SteelofUtah -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 8:44:54 AM)
She says: That has got to be the smallest Prick I've ever had someone try to Satisfy me with. He says: Yeah well it would have been more impressive if you had told me to bring Splunking Gear. _________ She Says: Well I've had worse. He says: I Haven't. _________ She says: You fuck like an Old Man! He says: How many have you fucked to have been able to make the comparison. _________ She says: You just don't satisfy me anymore so I'm leaving you for another man. He says: And you gave me shit for watcing Porn you whore. __________

Hierodule -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 8:54:09 AM)
"sigh have i ever told you how much you remind me of my Mother?"

Marc2b -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 11:40:33 AM)
"I should probably tell you about my medical condition now." "I just want you to know, I think those guys at the bowling ally are wrong about you." "Smile. You're on Candid Camera."

Hierodule -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 12:03:17 PM)
" is it supposed to burn afterward?" " you are way better than your sister" "well thats 15 minutes of my life I'll never get back" puts head between legs and yells " swim boys SWIM!!!!"

daintydimples -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 12:11:10 PM)
Dang! I could have been reading my book !!

hejira92 -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 2:14:46 PM)
"Oh? Are we done?" "Do you think the ceiling needs painting?" (old chestnut) "Don't worry, honey, I'm sure that doesn't happen EVERY time" "Is it in?"

givemyall -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 2:17:23 PM)
What's your name again?

KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 2:23:27 PM)
"Hey honey, could you go a little lower? What? No, it doesnt feel better. I just cant see Spongebob with your head in the way."

DaftBloke -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 2:26:03 PM)
You look sort of familiar. Boy didn't we get rather drunk last night Dad?

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 3:23:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaftBloke Let's have a cigarette, it's normally the best part with you! Never mind, I'm sure it wasn't your fault. Good luck in losing your cherry. (Does this count?) My favorite to say... Done???? I didn't realize you had started?

Aileen1968 -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 3:47:26 PM)
Please pass me the vibrator.

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