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mnottertail -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 4:28:12 PM)
what is that; that feels like gravel in there?

Mercnbeth -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 4:59:45 PM)
He: Wow you have a huge hole! Wow you have a huge hole! She: Yeah, I know. It's a bit embarrasing, but why did you have to say it twice? He: I didn't - it was an echo.

Saratov -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 7:33:41 PM)
[:-] Yeah? Well, even the Mighty Redwood seems small when placed in the Grand Canyon. [sm=help.gif] [sm=needahug.gif]

hardbodysub -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 10:11:53 PM)
Is it in yet?

Hierodule -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/3/2009 11:09:22 PM)
uuuummmm yeah somebody made a venn diagram/ flow chart to illustrate what you should and should not say during sex... [img]http://i.imgur.com/zZ5Jn.gif[/img]

Redoubt -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/4/2009 3:43:18 PM)
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school" (TY Fight Club)

NormalOutside -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/4/2009 3:46:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Redoubt "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school" (TY Fight Club) more like BEST post coital remark.

Cuffkinks -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/5/2009 2:09:29 AM)
You expect a tip from me for that?

afterforever -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/5/2009 3:26:54 PM)
Technically a pre-coital remark, but from an old school friend: "Huh. Not only the size of a Wotsit, but the colour too. Never seen that before." She later went on to accidentally circumcise him in his parent's house (with them downstairs). They've been together for like 6 years now and are currently engaged.

windchymes -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/5/2009 5:26:31 PM)
All right, how do you "accidently" circumcize someone??? "I was just slicing some cheese and the knife slipped...." [8\|]

afterforever -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/5/2009 6:10:04 PM)
Blow job, two tongue piercings, 3 lip piercings, something went wrong somewhere. And technically she only tore it half off but he had to get circumcised at the hospital. After pretending to go for a walk, with 2 rolls of toilet paper down his boxers. High school sweethearts, what can you do.

windchymes -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/5/2009 6:37:23 PM)
LOL, thanks for clarifying! I suppose I shouldn't laugh, but.......

hejira92 -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/5/2009 9:57:03 PM)
"I shaved my legs for that?"

Cuffkinks -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/5/2009 11:01:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: afterforever Blow job, two tongue piercings, 3 lip piercings, something went wrong somewhere. And technically she only tore it half off but he had to get circumcised at the hospital. After pretending to go for a walk, with 2 rolls of toilet paper down his boxers. High school sweethearts, what can you do. [sm=lalala.gif]

MagiksSlave -> RE: Worst post-coital remarks (11/6/2009 5:07:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hierodule " is it supposed to burn afterward?" " you are way better than your sister" "well thats 15 minutes of my life I'll never get back" puts head between legs and yells " swim boys SWIM!!!!" I may never stop laughing from that one!! Magik

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