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Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 3:51:35 AM   
DaftBloke


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Status: offline 		Let's have a cigarette, it's normally the best part with you!

Never mind, I'm sure it wasn't your fault.

Good luck in losing your cherry. (Does this count?)

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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 3:56:05 AM   
RapierFugue


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ORIGINAL: DaftBloke

Let's have a cigarette, it's normally the best part with you!

Never mind, I'm sure it wasn't your fault.

Good luck in losing your cherry. (Does this count?)




I used to know a bloke who once picked up a girl while pissed out of his skull, took her home, made the Beast WIth Two Backs and, afterwards, she casually said "I've had more fun sitting on a washing machine"

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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 4:00:41 AM   
RapierFugue


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ORIGINAL: DaftBloke

Let's have a cigarette, it's normally the best part with you!

Never mind, I'm sure it wasn't your fault.

Good luck in losing your cherry. (Does this count?)




I've just remembered another one, but I'm not sure if it counts coz it wasn't said at the time.

Mate picked up a girl of rather loose values [1] in a pub. When we saw him the next day we asked if he'd had a fun time.

"No", he said, "bloody awful - it was like dangling a maggot in a dustbin".


[1] the sort of girl an aussie mate of mine used to refer to as "a box of assorted creams"

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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 5:48:02 AM   
DaftBloke


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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue


I used to know a bloke who once picked up a girl while pissed out of his skull, took her home, made the Beast WIth Two Backs and, afterwards, she casually said "I've had more fun sitting on a washing machine"


Hey, we all get our jollies in different ways. Next time he knows to sit her on a washing machine.

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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 6:32:43 AM   
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Can you send in a relief pitcher? 


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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 6:36:45 AM   
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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 6:44:29 AM   
Hillwilliam


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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 6:45:54 AM   
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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 6:58:50 AM   
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after having sex with someone thee times, I asked "can you do *anything* right naked?"



And they lived happily ever after!



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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 8:44:54 AM   
SteelofUtah


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He says: Yeah well it would have been more impressive if you had told me to bring Splunking Gear.

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She Says: Well I've had worse.

He says: I Haven't.

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She says: You fuck like an Old Man!

He says: How many have you fucked to have been able to make the comparison.

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She says: You just don't satisfy me anymore so I'm leaving you for another man.

He says: And you gave me shit for watcing Porn you whore.

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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 8:54:09 AM   
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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 11:40:33 AM   
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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 12:03:17 PM   
Hierodule


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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 12:11:10 PM   
daintydimples


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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 2:14:46 PM   
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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 2:17:23 PM   
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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 2:23:27 PM   
KyttynTheMynx


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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 2:26:03 PM   
DaftBloke


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Status: offline 		You look sort of familiar. Boy didn't we get rather drunk last night Dad?

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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 3:23:15 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DaftBloke

Let's have a cigarette, it's normally the best part with you!

Never mind, I'm sure it wasn't your fault.

Good luck in losing your cherry. (Does this count?)




My favorite to say...

Done???? I didn't realize you had started?


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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 3:47:26 PM   
Aileen1968


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