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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 4:28:12 PM   
mnottertail


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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 4:59:45 PM   
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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 7:33:41 PM   
Saratov


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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 10:11:53 PM   
hardbodysub


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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/3/2009 11:09:22 PM   
Hierodule


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Status: offline 		uuuummmm yeah somebody made a venn diagram/ flow chart to illustrate what you should and should not say during sex...



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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/4/2009 3:43:18 PM   
Redoubt


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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/4/2009 3:46:14 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Redoubt

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"

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more like BEST post coital remark.


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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/5/2009 2:09:29 AM   
Cuffkinks


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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/5/2009 3:26:54 PM   
afterforever


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Status: offline 		Technically a pre-coital remark, but from an old school friend:
"Huh. Not only the size of a Wotsit, but the colour too. Never seen that before."

She later went on to accidentally circumcise him in his parent's house (with them downstairs). They've been together for like 6 years now and are currently engaged.




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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/5/2009 5:26:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		All right, how do you "accidently" circumcize someone???  "I was just slicing some cheese and the knife slipped...."

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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/5/2009 6:10:04 PM   
afterforever


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Status: offline 		Blow job, two tongue piercings, 3 lip piercings, something went wrong somewhere. And technically she only tore it half off but he had to get circumcised at the hospital. After pretending to go for a walk, with 2 rolls of toilet paper down his boxers. High school sweethearts, what can you do.

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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/5/2009 6:37:23 PM   
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You know it's going to be a GOOD blow job when she puts a Breathe Right strip on first.

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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/5/2009 9:57:03 PM   
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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/5/2009 11:01:14 PM   
Cuffkinks


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ORIGINAL: afterforever

Blow job, two tongue piercings, 3 lip piercings, something went wrong somewhere. And technically she only tore it half off but he had to get circumcised at the hospital. After pretending to go for a walk, with 2 rolls of toilet paper down his boxers. High school sweethearts, what can you do.





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RE: Worst post-coital remarks - 11/6/2009 5:07:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Hierodule

" is it supposed to burn afterward?"
" you are way better than your sister"
"well thats 15 minutes of my life I'll never get back"
*puts head between legs and yells* " swim boys SWIM!!!!"






I may never stop laughing from that one!!

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