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RE: I think I upset my mistress - 11/11/2009 9:37:43 PM   
dreamerdreaming


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Steven,

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The wimmins here like my big carrot.  


I like your carrot too. You know.  The shape.  The size.  The texture.  The ratio of length to thickness.  The orangeness of it all.  It's a very, very nice carrot.

Just sayin'. :-)

Elan.




Back off of my- uh, of Steven's carrot.  

;o)

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RE: I think I upset my mistress - 11/11/2009 10:23:51 PM   
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Dreamerdreaming,

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Back off of my- uh, of Steven's carrot.  ;o)


Like I said, it's an exceptional carrot.  Large too.  There's plenty to go around so you needn't worry... that is, unless you don't share well. :-)

Elan.

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RE: I think I upset my mistress - 11/11/2009 10:33:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: dreamerdreaming


Back off of my- uh, of Steven's carrot.  

;o)


They say that if you eat a lot of carrot, your skin turns orange.  A word to the wise, and all.

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RE: I think I upset my mistress - 11/11/2009 10:39:38 PM   
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Venatrix,

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They say that if you eat a lot of carrot, your skin turns orange.  A word to the wise, and all.


Actually, I thought carrot juice was supposed to be rather healthy.  It might even yield a wonderful complexion, silky-smooth skin, tangle-free bangs, and all.  So "they" say. :-)

Elan.

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RE: I think I upset my mistress - 11/11/2009 10:46:18 PM   
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Actually, I thought carrot juice was supposed to be rather healthy.  It might even yield a wonderful complexion, silky-smooth skin, tangle-free bangs, and all.  So "they" say. :-)

Elan.



Well, I certainly prefer my bangs tangle-free.

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RE: I think I upset my mistress - 11/11/2009 11:57:30 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ElanSubdued
I like your carrot too. You know.  The shape.  The size.  The texture.  The ratio of length to thickness.  The orangeness of it all.  It's a very, very nice carrot.

Just sayin'. :-)

Elan.



Quit that.  You're just trying to turn Me on.

On second thought, don't stop.  I kind of like it. 


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RE: I think I upset my mistress - 11/12/2009 8:02:32 AM   
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is that a strap on carrot? if so may i borrow it for my Mistress?

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