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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:35:14 PM   
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I have been teasing myself for an hour every night, and a half hour every morning. I am seeking advice on how to orgasm this weekend or how I should earn it. Ideally people would post ideas and others would second or third....etc them and the one with the most votes would win.

I appreciate your time.



How? I've found lotion and a playboy works for a lot of guys. If you need more detailed instructions on the process, I charge very reasonable rates for my masturbation manuals.

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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:35:16 PM   
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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:38:27 PM   
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I'm going to steal that idea. Love it!

You could probably remove pubic hair with it and hold it up to his face so he could see the hairs in it, even though you caused no real damage. 


That would be a very sharp cheese grater if you could remove hair with it. Or really long pubic hair that you could get a good grip on.

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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:41:36 PM   
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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:42:55 PM   
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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:43:17 PM   
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Well, the Ask My Penis forum has failed to raise to the challenge tonight, haven't we?

ETA: With a cheese grater, OP. With a cheese grater.



See!  I knew someone would appreciate the catchy title!

Seriously though, the ladies and some of their s-types did quite well.  I was quite happy with the result.

It's not our fault some bumbling fool comes in here and thinks his cock or orgasm has any relevance to anyone here.  It's not like it will make any difference while he's rubbing one out on his own.


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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:44:11 PM   
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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:44:19 PM   
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That would be a very sharp cheese grater if you could remove hair with it. Or really long pubic hair that you could get a good grip on.

You got me curious, so I just tried it.  I couldn't get any traction on my arm hair, but the hair around my belly button was long enough to go well through the holes, and I kept some tension on the hair that was sticking through.  It would take some practice, but it's almost certain not to break the skin (even though it looks as though it should), and hey, if he's tied down, you've got as much practice time as you need.  Hey, I learned something tonight!

This hijack of original topic is my gift to the Lady Pact Save a Thread From Threadhell Foundation.


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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:46:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lucienne

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ORIGINAL: MsLadySue

I'm going to steal that idea. Love it!

You could probably remove pubic hair with it and hold it up to his face so he could see the hairs in it, even though you caused no real damage. 


That would be a very sharp cheese grater if you could remove hair with it. Or really long pubic hair that you could get a good grip on.



Or maybe a microplane zester/grater.  Nice handle and it may be handy for "hairy" issues... http://www.cooking.com/products/shprodde.asp?SKU=148189


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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:46:40 PM   
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Bravo!!! 



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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:47:00 PM   
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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:49:15 PM   
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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:51:28 PM   
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That would be a very sharp cheese grater if you could remove hair with it. Or really long pubic hair that you could get a good grip on.

You got me curious, so I just tried it.  I couldn't get any traction on my arm hair, but the hair around my belly button was long enough to go well through the holes, and I kept some tension on the hair that was sticking through.  It would take some practice, but it's almost certain not to break the skin (even though it looks as though it should), and hey, if he's tied down, you've got as much practice time as you need. 


Duuuuude... I've thought this shit through. As with so many things in life, it's all in the grip. :)

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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 7:54:51 PM   
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Or maybe a microplane zester/grater.  Nice handle and it may be handy for "hairy" issues... http://www.cooking.com/products/shprodde.asp?SKU=148189



Boy howdy. The things I could do/tease with that.

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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/10/2009 8:10:02 PM   
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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/11/2009 3:55:36 AM   
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Don't ask me to spell or type well after my long shopping trip that a submissive could have offered to do for me... if I had one here. Damn... guess I better get to workin on that! lol


Silly woman, you should have picked one up while you were shopping. *ducks*


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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/11/2009 4:51:05 AM   
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ORIGINAL: JamesJohnson1986

I have been teasing myself for an hour every night, and a half hour every morning. I am seeking advice on how to orgasm this weekend or how I should earn it. Ideally people would post ideas and others would second or third....etc them and the one with the most votes would win.

I appreciate your time.


It's simple.....Early and Often!....anything less is just way too time consuming for "solo activity"

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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/11/2009 4:57:39 AM   
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I have been teasing myself each morning and night with icing covered cinnamon rolls and I just gave in...I could not HOLD off..I shoved them into my mouth..

now ideally I want ppl to write and suggest things about the icing on my face like..suck it..lick it and cool shit like that..
 
preferablly before they go to work so I can make use of this thread NOW..
in my pre ectasy before the diabetic haze sets in

GM

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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/11/2009 5:17:14 AM   
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ORIGINAL: JamesJohnson1986

I have been teasing myself for an hour every night, and a half hour every morning. I am seeking advice on how to orgasm this weekend or how I should earn it. Ideally people would post ideas and others would second or third....etc them and the one with the most votes would win.

I appreciate your time.

my vote is in the "do not care" category.


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RE: How should I orgasm? - 11/11/2009 5:34:23 AM   
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OP:
I have been teasing myself each morning and night with icing covered cinnamon rolls and I just gave in...I could not HOLD off..I shoved them into my mouth..

now ideally I want ppl to write and suggest things about the icing on my face like..suck it..lick it and cool shit like that..
 
preferablly before they go to work so I can make use of this thread NOW..
in my pre ectasy before the diabetic haze sets in

GM


ROFLMAO now that is great

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