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Dominatrix do it... CRACK! - 11/13/2009 10:47:52 PM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		Am I the last one to see the new commercial for pistachios?  A woman in black leather and boots (looking very stereotypical dominatrix) walks into view holding a whip.  A pistachio in the shell is put on a chair, and she cracks the whip at it.  The narrator says, "Dominatrix do it..."

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RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! - 11/13/2009 11:00:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		I saw that last night and damn near died laughing...  that was just awesome! 

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RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! - 11/14/2009 2:50:10 AM   
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http://www.newser.com/story/70984/dominatrix-levi-johnston-sex-up-pistachios.html

Ewww on her pistachio/M&M colored nails, though.

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RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! - 11/14/2009 3:02:42 AM   
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RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! - 11/14/2009 3:20:02 AM   
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RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! - 11/14/2009 3:26:23 AM   
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The kids, their dad and I were watching TV the other day when that commercial came on. DLS and I looked at each other and I had to look away or bust out laughing!! LOVED IT!

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RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! - 11/14/2009 4:53:00 AM   
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RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! - 11/14/2009 6:47:32 AM   
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Status: offline 		One item of concern, however. Doesn't the dominatrix GIVE the commands? *wanders off mutter to myself totally confuzzlated*

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RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! - 11/14/2009 8:47:27 AM   
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RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! - 11/14/2009 9:19:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		LOL Great to see... but it reminds me of some of the emails I get! Nuts demanding something.



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RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! - 11/14/2009 10:13:00 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Lockit

LOL Great to see... but it reminds me of some of the emails I get! Nuts demanding something.

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RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! - 11/14/2009 5:19:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Am I the last one to see the new commercial for pistachios?  A woman in black leather and boots (looking very stereotypical dominatrix) walks into view holding a whip.  A pistachio in the shell is put on a chair, and she cracks the whip at it.  The narrator says, "Dominatrix do it..."

Cali


I saw it about 3 weeks ago, but only once.  My parents were here and I laughed myself silly.

I then pretended that I knew about stuff like that because of the S/M folks around the fringes of scifi conventions.

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RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! - 11/14/2009 5:26:52 PM   
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RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! - 11/14/2009 8:03:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		now if she can crack a pistachio nut with her single tail - i would call her Mistress!!!!!!

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RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! - 11/14/2009 9:19:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		'now if she can crack a pistachio nut with her single tail - i would call her Mistress!!!!!!'

LOL! that would make a good voiceover for that commercial

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RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! - 11/14/2009 9:23:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Rhodes85

'now if she can crack a pistachio nut with her single tail - i would call her Mistress!!!!!!'

LOL! that would make a good voiceover for that commercial


I think I'll have to increase My amount of whip practice time.


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RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! - 11/14/2009 10:06:34 PM   
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RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! - 11/15/2009 5:14:20 AM   
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RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! - 11/15/2009 5:36:48 AM   
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One item of concern, however. Doesn't the dominatrix GIVE the commands? *wanders off mutter to myself totally confuzzlated*


I wondered about that too. Obviously this is a case of topping from the bottom.

When you're being TFB'd by a pistashio, it doesn't say much for you Domme cred.

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RE: Dominatrix do it... CRACK! - 11/15/2009 7:05:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		'I then pretended that I knew about stuff like that because of the S/M folks around the fringes of scifi conventions.'

Why did that sentence give me a sudden image of Scott Bakula dressed in a latex dominatrix outfit...

*shudders*

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