Lorr47
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ORIGINAL: MarsBonfire 1. She has great legs. 2. She can still see Russia from her house. 3. Her ghost writer can make her sound literate. 4. She wouldn't be the first petty back stabber to seek the nomination. 5. She'd spend most of her PAC money on clothing. 6. She'd stay away from Katie Couric like the plauge, since she asks such tough "gotcha" questions like... "what magazines do you read?" 7. She'd be able to exploit her kids for political gain (again) 8. She'd have the fantatic, bitter, gun totin' Jesus nutter, racist, NASCAR fan vote sewn up. 9. She'll have a talk show on FOX to push the idea... like a twisted version of Walt Disney promoting "The Handmaid's Tale-Land." 10. Because the GOP doesn't have anyone else, having long ago purged themselves of anyone electable by moderate independants. 11. One of her admirers at the Grand Rapids book signing: "You know I love her. She is gorgeous and shoots moose." {Huckabee was also in town for a book signing. Time to move.}
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