Lucylastic -> RE: Your Favorite Holiday Song (11/23/2009 6:38:38 PM)
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My old man and grandfather used to sing music hall songs, which over the years had been played about a bit with. This one is one version, they got ruder as the level in the whisky bottle went down spoken with a "cockney" accent It were Christmas in the work'ouse, the best time of the year All them paupers, they was 'appy, they was full O' Christmas Cheer. And the Master too was 'Appy as 'e strode down dismal 'alls And he wished them, "Merry Christmas" And all them paupers answered, "Balls" This made the Master angry and he swore by all the Gods, "You'll get no Christmas puddin'Y' lousy lot of Sods Then up spoke a war scarred veteran, who'd stormed the Khyber pass, "You can take your Christmas Puddin' an' shove it up your arse"
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